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![]() was eating some pesto pasta tonight @ a restaurant... the shit was hot as fuck and i twirled up a shit load... jammed it in my mouth and bit down on somethinghard...
i considered just saying fuck it and eating it because the pasta was so hot itwas burning me up... but instead fished it out. A mother fuckin piece of Plexi glass like the size of a dime! Hella jagged on one side too... do you think if something like that is swallowed you just shit it out and tear up ur insides, or would u need a stomach pump? damn.
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it might tear up your esophagus on the way down and maybe your stomach, but I think the acids in your stomach would dissolve it into something that you can shit out no problem.
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If u live in Cali i think it may be some of the fake glass during a earlier drive by.
MMMMMMMMMMMMM Pesto rules Long Live Pine Nuts !!!........and Plexi glass after a drive by |
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lol man you have never been to burlingame...
"Burlingame is a city in San Mateo County, California, which is the second wealthiest county in the state, as well as the fourteenth richest in the country[citation needed]. It is located on the San Francisco Peninsula and has a significant shoreline on San Francisco Bay. " http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burling...a#Demographics
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OK so its in NorCal im sure u may get a little tricle down crime wave from SanFran county or Oakland ??
No drive by's And yes I have never been there. But i'm sure I could get a great bottle of merlot---minus the Plexi glass Cheers |
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hahahah .... actually our garage was just broken into a few weeks ago but strangely they stole some fucking comforters and bottled water!
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sounds like a great place to live...just having some Sat/Sunday morning fun.
Water and comforters go great in cardboard boxes. Happy (Safe and Plexi Glass Free) New Year Cheers Jay |
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Watch out. MinusOneBit is liable to sue the restaurant now. Nevermind that it wasn't his bowl of pasta.
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I used to manage a pretty decent place few years back and once we served a salad with a nice piece of broken galls to a pregnant woman, no matter how hard you try things like this happen
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a friend of mine once got a burrito with an xmas light in it. he went 100% insane and screamed @ everyone lol
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I hate a of glass a few weeks back. Tiny pieces, i thought it was sand from the patatoes :/
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