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Old 12-21-2007, 04:14 AM   #1
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Achmed The Dead Terrorist - Jingle bombs
Merry Xmas everyone

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/988874...istmas_carols/

The lyrics:

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That?s when I got shot in the ass
By the U.S military

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
Your soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head

I used to be a man
But everytime I cough
Thanks to uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience stall night clerk

Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs
I think I got screwed
Don?t laugh at me because I?m dead
Or I kill you
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Old 12-21-2007, 04:17 AM   #2
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jeff dunham is awesome
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Old 12-21-2007, 04:27 AM   #3
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jeff dunham is awesome
Yeah, all the acts are fucking hilarious
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Old 12-21-2007, 04:29 AM   #4
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:14 AM   #5
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:24 AM   #6
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pronounced Achmed but the spelling is wrong. the correct one is ahmed

the poster Achmed are fake, he just heared the word Achmed
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Old 12-21-2007, 05:41 AM   #7
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pronounced Achmed but the spelling is wrong. the correct one is ahmed

the poster Achmed are fake, he just heared the word Achmed
No no... it's Achhhhmen.... A...... C..... phlem....
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:04 AM   #8
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lol nice one!
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Old 12-21-2007, 06:25 AM   #9
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No no... it's Achhhhmen.... A...... C..... phlem....
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:13 AM   #10
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:51 AM   #11
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That was great
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Old 12-21-2007, 09:44 AM   #12
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pronounced Achmed but the spelling is wrong. the correct one is ahmed

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I kill you!
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Old 12-21-2007, 09:54 AM   #13
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Old 12-21-2007, 10:09 AM   #14
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This is just great!
SILENCE night
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Old 12-21-2007, 03:40 PM   #15
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This is just great!
SILENCE night
funny as hell
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