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So Fucking Banned
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![]() It used to be that striking out the information above where you sign on your 1040 would get you a $500 fine. One of my favorite things to do used to be to write things like "Paid Under Protest" on my returns, or on my checks. The IRS really DOES NOT like that and last year they threatened me with a $500 fine if I did it again this year. I fully intended to do it again, but now I am not sure if its worth it.
Under the "Whats New" section of IRS Publication 17, there are two new, short little sections: Quote:
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Now choke yourself!
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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Die in a messy car pile-up you sigwhore pile of shit.
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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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When you sign the 1040 form, you're waiving your 5th amendment rights..
The constitution says you can't be compelled to waive those rights... The IRS says you have to by law.. Strange how that works.... |
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Europe
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Fucking govm't..
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Choice is an Illusion
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Land of Obama
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So when I am over taxed, then I get to send the IRS and invoice for $5000.00 per offense? ![]() |
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working on my tan
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
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You must file a short form and not have a pot to piss in.
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So Fucking Banned
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Only an idiot files 1040-EZ... lol, you loose all the deductions that way. I itemize the mother fuckers... and I deduct everything. Including the kitchen sink. Hell, this year, I am even gonna write off the new glass doors I put on my fireplace because they are designed for efficiency to keep the heat from going up the chimney.
I do my best to make sure there is a business purpose for every purchase I make. |
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BANNED - SUPPORTING TUBES
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
Posts: 11,913
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why is it that you work so hard to be an idiot in absolutely every facet of your life?
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
Posts: 47,882
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I don't see a problem with it, it will teach idiots a lesson when they get hit with a 5k fine, and their wages get garnished...
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