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LLCoolRay · 11-13-2007, 02:37 PM

Poor Daddy
One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores."

A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig.

When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!"

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?"

u-Bob · 11-13-2007, 03:08 PM

old but still funny

teg0 · 11-13-2007, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by u-Bob

old but still funny

yeah still funny

Farang · 11-13-2007, 03:15 PM

ianlester · 11-13-2007, 05:05 PM

haha... dude that's two post in a row that I heard ya... that I also heard from a 50+ drunk guy

Spunky · 11-13-2007, 06:05 PM

Heh heh..that wasn't bad

SexualDragon · 11-13-2007, 06:20 PM

D · 11-13-2007, 06:22 PM

11-13-2007, 02:37 PM	#1
LLCoolRay Registered User Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Currently residing in Toronto Canada, Originally from Montreal Posts: 64	No pussy for daddy! Poor Daddy One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the table expecting breakfast. However, his mother says, "You don't get any breakfast until you do your chores." A little pissed off, the boy goes out to do his chores. When he goes to milk the cow, he kicks it. When he goes to get eggs he kicks a chicken, and when he goes to feed the pigs, he kicks a pig. When the little boy sits down his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?" asks the little boy. His mother replies, "I saw you kick the cow, so you don't get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don't get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don't get any bacon!" Just as she finishes saying this, the boy's father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, "Do you want to tell him, or should I?" __________________ Real "LLCoolRay" Mahadeo Senior Manager Affiliate Relations 482979224 ICQ The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it. See Who I Am At Adult Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

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11-13-2007, 03:08 PM	#2
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11-13-2007, 05:05 PM	#5
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