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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Shangrila
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The Man Test..Very Funny :-)
The Man Test!
33/64 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: 33/64 33/64A. Lovemaking 33/64 33/64B. Screwing 33/64 33/64C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. * * * 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared: 33/64 33/64A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship. 33/64 33/64B. Your blood-test results. 33/64 33/64C. Five tequila slammers. * * * 3. You time your orgasm so that: 33/64 33/64A. Your partner climaxes first. 33/64 33/64B. You both climax simultaneously. 33/64 33/64C. You don't miss ESPN Sportscenter. * * * 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is: 33/64 33/64A. Healthy, creative love-play. 33/64 33/64B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to. 33/64 33/64C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever find out about. * * * 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is: 33/64 33/64A. The best part of the experience. 33/64 33/64B. The second best part of the experience. 33/64 33/64C. $100 extra. * * * 6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. 33/64 You tell her that it is: 33/64 33/64A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her. 33/64 33/64B. Not a problem, she can join your gym. 33/64 33/64C. A conservative estimate. * * * 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is: 33/64 33/64A. A myth 33/64 33/64B. An oxymoron 33/64 33/64C. A moron * * * 8. Foreplay is to sex as: 33/64 33/64A. Appetizer is to entree. 33/64 33/64B. Primer is to paint. 33/64 33/64C. A long line is to an amusement park ride. * * * 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship? 33/64 33/64A. "I hope we can still be friends." 33/64 33/64B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep." 33/64 33/64C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU." * * * 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate: 33/64 33/64A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy. 33/64 33/64B. Is uptight and a waste of time. 33/64 33/64C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place. * * * Evaluating Your Results: 33/64 33/64If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man. 33/64 33/64If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're a 33/64little confused. 33/64 33/64If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!" |
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
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The numbers confuse me.
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im confused too
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#4 |
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Too much to read
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: In my house
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I was fine until
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#6 |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Sunny Florida
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LOL that is funny
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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What's with the 33/64 shit?
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#8 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Lincoln, NE
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the # = what?
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#9 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: BRNO
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too long... and strange hehe
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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Lol, nice one!!
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Location: San Diego, CA
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Pretty funny
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