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Old 08-15-2007, 03:41 AM   #1
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The Man Test..Very Funny :-)

The Man Test!
33/64
1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

33/64 33/64A. Lovemaking
33/64 33/64B. Screwing
33/64 33/64C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

* * *

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've
both
shared:

33/64 33/64A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual
relationship.
33/64 33/64B. Your blood-test results.
33/64 33/64C. Five tequila slammers.

* * *

3. You time your orgasm so that:

33/64 33/64A. Your partner climaxes first.
33/64 33/64B. You both climax simultaneously.
33/64 33/64C. You don't miss ESPN Sportscenter.

* * *

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

33/64 33/64A. Healthy, creative love-play.
33/64 33/64B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree
to.
33/64 33/64C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to ever
find out
about.

* * *

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
is:

33/64 33/64A. The best part of the experience.
33/64 33/64B. The second best part of the experience.
33/64 33/64C. $100 extra.

* * *

6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month.
33/64 You tell her that it is:

33/64 33/64A. Of no importance to your affectionate feelings for her.
33/64 33/64B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
33/64 33/64C. A conservative estimate.

* * *

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

33/64 33/64A. A myth
33/64 33/64B. An oxymoron
33/64 33/64C. A moron

* * *

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

33/64 33/64A. Appetizer is to entree.
33/64 33/64B. Primer is to paint.
33/64 33/64C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

* * *

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
at the
end of a relationship?

33/64 33/64A. "I hope we can still be friends."
33/64 33/64B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the
beep."
33/64 33/64C. "Welcome to Dumpsville, population, YOU."

* * *

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

33/64 33/64A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope
with that sort
of intimacy.
33/64 33/64B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
33/64 33/64C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
place.

* * *

Evaluating Your Results:

33/64 33/64If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to
make sure you
really are a man.

33/64 33/64If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy,
you're a 33/64little confused.

33/64 33/64If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"
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Old 08-15-2007, 03:42 AM   #2
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The numbers confuse me.
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Old 08-15-2007, 04:59 AM   #3
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im confused too
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:23 AM   #4
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Too much to read
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Old 08-15-2007, 07:30 AM   #5
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I was fine until

Quote:
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with
is:
33/64 33/64C. $100 extra.
then I spit my beer all over the desk
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:46 PM   #6
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LOL that is funny
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:47 PM   #7
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What's with the 33/64 shit?
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:49 PM   #8
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the # = what?
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:50 PM   #9
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too long... and strange hehe
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:50 PM   #10
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Lol, nice one!!
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Old 08-15-2007, 12:56 PM   #11
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Pretty funny
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