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Old 07-30-2007, 10:51 AM   #1
Zap Brannigan
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Good news ladies, The Zapper is now a member of GFY!

Now I've been silently watching for a while and I have finally cleared my very busy schedule to be here. So for all you ladies who haven't had a shot at the Zapper yet (and lord knows there aren't many of you), get ready to visit my lovenasium and be romanced like never before.

BE WARNED! I suffer from a very sexy condition called Sexlexia. But have no fear, I've studied abroad or two!

Men, I know what you are thinking! Here's comes this love machine draped in velour, a man's man. A man's man's man, coming to steal our women and make us look foolish. well fret none. I come in piece so once I get a piece, nobody will look foolish.

Good day ladies (and gentlemen), I'll be back. So until then, wait for me. Now feel free to ask me anything you like. I like my threads to go like my love making, "hard and fast".
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:02 AM   #2
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Fucking die already.
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:16 AM   #3
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Fucking die already.
Jealousy is an ugly thing. I don't think you really mean that. Like most women, you really mean "I want you". Which kinda freaks me out a bit.
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:17 AM   #4
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I will forward this thread to all the ladies.
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:18 AM   #5
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Ah oh, Juicy D Links might have some stiff competition.
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Old 07-30-2007, 11:23 PM   #6
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Ah oh, Juicy D Links might have some stiff competition.
He does, he does. Or maybe we team up like some macho dynamic dou.
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:46 AM   #7
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just want TO WELCOME YOU aboard!
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Old 07-31-2007, 07:52 AM   #8
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Now that you're here, the rest of us can feed off of your charisma. Scrounging off it like some sort of tiny charisma parasites.

When are the new Futurama episodes going to be on Comedy Central?
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Old 07-31-2007, 08:59 AM   #9
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This week's annoying fake nick.
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