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View Poll Results: How long are your bowel movements?
Short, sweet and to the point. I finish ASAP 2 28.57%
I linger a little after I am done, but don't spend much time time on the pot 1 14.29%
Long and relaxing. I read or whatever. It's like a break. 4 57.14%
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:27 PM   #1
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Long shit; short shit

When you go take a shit, is it a quick pit stop, dump your load and move on? Or do you take your time, read, etc.

I just got done reading probably 3000 words of today's newspaper whilst shitting and pissing. It's the only way I ever make time for the newspaper, so I am, a long shitter!
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:42 PM   #2
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Normally, when i don't take anything in to read, it takes ages.

Yet when i go in with a mazagine, i'm over and done with in 2 seconds...
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:44 PM   #3
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always can tell when school is out lol
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:45 PM   #4
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a little over a foot



my bad you were looking for a time measurment
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:48 PM   #5
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I'd say I linger a little, I've never been into reading while shitting...but my phone has iTunes on it so I take it in there with me and listen to music to pass the time...
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Old 05-25-2007, 03:49 PM   #6
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a little over a foot



my bad you were looking for a time measurment
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Old 05-25-2007, 04:05 PM   #7
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always can tell when school is out lol
In this case, just juvenile thoughts. I'm in the industry, but the though just occurred to me. perfect GFY topic actually.
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Old 05-25-2007, 04:06 PM   #8
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my bad you were looking for a time measurment
Yeah I was! kinda funny tho.
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