I get an Email from my mom..... - GoFuckYourself.com

TurboAngel · 10-09-2006, 07:34 AM

She's new to all this and has given up 127 email addresses attached to the email.

I have tried to tell her about doing that but she doesn't understand me.

I almost want to spam them all! LOL

This is what she sent.

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

"Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

Now go forth.

carol.prime · 10-09-2006, 07:36 AM

Wow! That's very enlightening...

Booger · 10-09-2006, 07:37 AM

does mah dukes swallow? ..if so post pics !

TurboAngel · 10-09-2006, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by carol.prime

Wow! That's very enlightening...

Yea it is kinda funny.

martinsc · 10-09-2006, 07:58 AM

hahahha
great one

free4porn · 10-09-2006, 08:31 AM

lol cool mum

spazlabz · 10-09-2006, 08:37 AM

OMG I hate doing this but I actually sent that to my sister. Thats very funny thank Ma for sharing

spaz

MandyBlake · 10-09-2006, 09:10 AM

that was cute but i HATE being on my family's mailing list sometimes.

LiveDose · 10-09-2006, 09:12 AM

Whoa, I think I got that email from her too...

LittleSassy · 10-09-2006, 09:37 AM

LOL....pretty funny

TurboAngel · 10-09-2006, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

OMG I hate doing this but I actually sent that to my sister. Thats very funny thank Ma for sharing

spaz

That was nice.

Wiggles · 10-09-2006, 08:06 PM

my mom just sends contests for me to join

rodney25 · 10-09-2006, 08:27 PM

That's one funny shit, man.

marketsmart · 10-09-2006, 08:32 PM

funny

jerseygto · 10-09-2006, 08:38 PM

the fucked up part is for certain people its friggin trueeee!!

CaptainHowdy · 10-09-2006, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

my mom just sends contests for me to join

! Thank God my mom don't even remotely know my e-mail addy.

MaddCaz · 10-09-2006, 08:39 PM

I got one from your mom too!!

...kidding

Spunky · 10-09-2006, 08:40 PM

Heh heh..that was a pretty good one

reynold · 10-10-2006, 12:01 AM

Nice. I'll copy that one.

born2blog · 10-10-2006, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MaddCaz

I got one from your mom too!!

...kidding

you're not kidding LOL

TurboAngel · 10-10-2006, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

I got one from your mom too!!

...kidding

You probably did LOL. Like I said she sent it along with 127 email addresses.

OG LennyT · 10-10-2006, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Booger

does mah dukes swallow? ..if so post pics !

wtf?

Shok · 10-10-2006, 08:08 AM

I would like to use her skin for a pair of boots I'm making in my basement.

Does she have any tatoos?

TurboAngel · 10-10-2006, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Shok

I would like to use her skin for a pair of boots I'm making in my basement.

Does she have any tatoos?

Nope she doesn't but you could use my sister as I can't stand the junkie bitch.

topshelfdesign · 10-10-2006, 08:27 AM

chain letters!! urgh!!

TurboAngel · 10-10-2006, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by topshelfdesign

chain letters!! urgh!!

It's not a chain letter. LOL

Shok · 10-10-2006, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

Nope she doesn't but you could use my sister as I can't stand the junkie bitch.

whats her number? junkie = easy

twinkley · 10-10-2006, 08:39 AM

hahahaha my mom sends me stuff like that all the time ... and same deal ... email addresses of her whole mailing list attached ....

Oh well, at least she can add her own attachments to emails now LOL

Gotta love mom!

twinkley

ae-sc · 10-10-2006, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Booger

does mah dukes swallow? ..if so post pics !

ohhhh snap

TGPturnkeys · 10-10-2006, 12:38 PM

wow, thats awesome, thank you!!!

lambpie · 10-10-2006, 12:56 PM

ive spent years trying to teach my dad how to use a pc and he can still break it in half hour! he doesnt normally have a clue how hes broken it!

10-09-2006, 07:34 AM	#1
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	I get an Email from my mom..... She's new to all this and has given up 127 email addresses attached to the email. I have tried to tell her about doing that but she doesn't understand me. I almost want to spam them all! LOL This is what she sent. On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" So God agreed. On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?" And God agreed. On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed again. On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you Now go forth.

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