What if Tyson really did kill Lewis? - GoFuckYourself.com

DPlayMax · 05-23-2002, 03:46 PM

just curious

would he be banned from boxing?
would he be charged for murder?
would he be charged for rape? hehe

Jimbo · 05-23-2002, 03:49 PM

he would be the champion

DPlayMax · 05-23-2002, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Jimbo
he would be the champion

champion of idiots

Keev · 05-23-2002, 04:00 PM

na put him in a zoo

money4all · 05-23-2002, 04:01 PM

As long it won't take more than 8 rounds... tyson will win!
We shall see...

money4all · 05-23-2002, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Keev
na put him in a zoo

TopCashQ · 05-23-2002, 04:18 PM

Did you hear that Tyson recently fired the public relations firm that was handling him?

WTF? Tyson <i>HAD</i> a public relations firm? Were they the ones that came up with the brilliant idea of publicly discussing eating Lewis' kids?

I can just hear their advice now; "One more rape under your belt, Mike, and I think you're really going to win over the American people, big time! And, if you're not too busy, could you beat the shit out of a couple more people in traffic while you're at it?"

Maybe next time he'll hire the spin doctors who work for Gary Condit....

dipshit moron retard · 05-23-2002, 04:28 PM

if his PR people play any part in his antics theyre geniuses. afterall look at peoples reactions to him on the threads and in the media. what could be better publicity? i mean the guy is getting 25 million just for showing up to a fight.

TopCashQ · 05-23-2002, 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by dipshit moron retard
if his PR people play any part in his antics theyre geniuses. afterall look at peoples reactions to him on the threads and in the media. what could be better publicity? i mean the guy is getting 25 million just for showing up to a fight.

Good point - I suppose the old axiom "any publicity is good publicity" does apply. Although, he's probably going to need every penny of that 25 million just for legal fees, if he continues to conduct himself like a fucking lowlife miscreant for the rest of his life.

smithy · 05-23-2002, 04:43 PM

He should be jailed for just being a DICKHEAD!!

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DPlayMax · 05-23-2002, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by dipshit moron retard
if his PR people play any part in his antics theyre geniuses. afterall look at peoples reactions to him on the threads and in the media. what could be better publicity? i mean the guy is getting 25 million just for showing up to a fight.

well that maybe true to a certain point - after he makes another 2 or 3 fights - he'll never make another dollar - no sponsers - no endorsements - nothing

05-23-2002, 05:23 PM

I heard they were thinking about making him wear a muzzle in the ring, kinda like Hannibal Lecter.

Machine · 05-23-2002, 05:39 PM

From what I heard the PR Firm dumped Tyson because he was making an ass of himself.

big surprise.

Sly_RJ · 05-23-2002, 05:47 PM

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Originally posted by Machine
From what I heard the PR Firm dumped Tyson because he was making an ass of himself.

big surprise.

I heard the same story.

rdunn404 · 05-23-2002, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Machine
From what I heard the PR Firm dumped Tyson because he was making an ass of himself.

big surprise.

Right, I heard he had been pushing it with them for a long time. Then he made the public comments about smoking weed with Jesus and that the female reporters had to fornicate with him if they wanted an interview with him. I guess there's only so many ways a PR firm can spin that! Guess they moved to safer waters like Gary Condit.

R DUNN

bhutocracy · 05-23-2002, 06:16 PM

he needs the bad publicity hype.. he's not as good as he used to be.

Hawkeye · 05-23-2002, 06:35 PM

As a boxing fan, my dream is to see Mike Tyson executed via electric chair for killing Don King on live national tv. Put us out of our misery.

DPlayMax · 05-23-2002, 11:45 PM

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Originally posted by Hawkeye
As a boxing fan, my dream is to see Mike Tyson executed via electric chair for killing Don King on live national tv. Put us out of our misery.

now for that I would pay $49.95 - as long as it went to a good cause - and not the offspring of Tyson

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