I'm Drinking Smirnoff Ice - Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy! - GoFuckYourself.com

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:03 PM

Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.

Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.

Nazgrel · 05-19-2006, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm Drinking Smirnoff Ice - Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy!

No need to feel straight Allen, Smirnoff Ice is probably something of the girliest/gayest you can drink. Try a beer for the real straight feeling

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nazgrel

No need to feel straight Allen,

Who the fuck is Allen? People from Norway are weird.

World Expert Internet Service · 05-19-2006, 04:13 PM

smirnoff ice is for gays

hezochiah · 05-19-2006, 04:15 PM

My buddy drinks Smirnoff Ice and we always give him shit for it. Go all out and have a Guiness

OG LennyT · 05-19-2006, 04:15 PM

Yeah man, sorry but Smirnoff Ice is about as gay as it gets. : )

Wanna be a real man, go buy a 12 pack of Budweiser or you can even slide with Bud Light (I know you watch your figure)

quiet · 05-19-2006, 04:16 PM

hmm, i'm reasonably straight and would take a martini over smirnoff ice any day of the week. currently drinking a bordeaux in the airport lounge, waiting for a flight.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quiet

hmm, i'm reasonably straight and would take a martini over smirnoff ice any day of the week. currently drinking a bordeaux in the airport lounge, waiting for a flight.

Now YOUR my kind of man!

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:18 PM

I didn't mean that in a gay way, honest.

Scott McD · 05-19-2006, 04:18 PM

I hate Smirnoff Ice. Tastes like shit...

Pornopat · 05-19-2006, 04:29 PM

Keep drinking man.
We will have you licking pussy in no time.

polle54 · 05-19-2006, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.

Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.

That is a fucking gay thing to drink, so no need to feel straight

If you were drinking a 1 litre bear with a smoke in one site of your mouth in an old dirty t-shirt with a little blood on your pants from your last peepee

then you might consider feeling like a straight guy

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by polle54

If you were drinking a 1 litre bear
[...]
then you might consider feeling like a straight guy

I'm not into bears. I only like twinks.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:37 PM

BTW: Fleshlight sucks.

KMR Stitch · 05-19-2006, 04:37 PM

Dim SmirnoffIce as String

If
You drink SmirnoffIce

Else Stright

End if Gay

Sorry...I know thats really bad syntax..But I am doing intro shit lol

Trixxxia · 05-19-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm not into bears. I only like twinks.

LMAO Cute
Actually - I can actually drink about 3 beers without feeling tipsy but one Smirnoff Ice and I'm already feeling it.

BusterBunny · 05-19-2006, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm not into bears. I only like twinks.

you are safe with the smirnoff...unless you are getting head from a chick while drinking it

Young · 05-19-2006, 04:39 PM

smirnoff ice is the gay version of beer.

what you drink are colorful sweet drinks inside martini glasses. NOT martini's.

A true martini is a straight mans drink. Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.

Pornwolf · 05-19-2006, 04:40 PM

Straight men do not drink Smirnoff Ice or any other cooler-ish deverage.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch

Dim SmirnoffIce as String

If
You drink SmirnoffIce

Else Stright

End if Gay

Sorry...I know thats really bad syntax..But I am doing intro shit lol

LAWD you got a lot to learn about programming, haha! Gib me domain skillz, I'll gib you programming skillz:

if($drink hahahaha 'Smirnoffice'){
$drinker = 'fag'
exit;
}

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.

I like Vodka Martinis.

Libertine · 05-19-2006, 04:44 PM

Smirnoff Ice is what 15 year old girls drink.

Holly Lez! · 05-19-2006, 04:44 PM

OOO Fun I like Smirnoff Ice but my favorite drinks are the martini's at the Abbey! I am so girly for a lesbo!

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

if($drink hahahaha 'Smirnoffice'){

Two equal signs are banned? hahahaha

Yup. Strange.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nakedsword Holly

OOO Fun I like Smirnoff Ice but my favorite drinks are the martini's at the Abbey! I am so girly for a lesbo!

I love lipstick lesbians. Bulldykes scare me. A lot......

Martin · 05-19-2006, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Young

smirnoff ice is the gay version of beer.

what you drink are colorful sweet drinks inside martini glasses. NOT martini's.

A true martini is a straight mans drink. Gin with a tiny drop of Vermouth.

A straight man will drink half empty beers with cig butts in them if all the booze has run out LOL

Holly Lez! · 05-19-2006, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I love lipstick lesbians. Bulldykes scare me. A lot......

Ugg me too

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nakedsword Holly

Ugg me too

Young · 05-19-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I like Vodka Martinis.

there we go. those go down like water. get me into trouble. so i stick with the gin

Jennyfer · 05-19-2006, 04:56 PM

enjoy the drinks

Nazgrel · 05-19-2006, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Who the fuck is Allen? People from Norway are weird.

Alley, sorry mate.

Just a sideeffect of the beer, reduced spelling :P

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Nazgrel

Alley, sorry mate.

OOOH, I didn't even see that as being a possible typo, hahaha. Lub you long time.

Libertine · 05-19-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martin

A straight man will drink half empty beers with cig butts in them if all the booze has run out LOL

It's true

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

It's true

ewww..........

jimthefiend · 05-19-2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Feeling Almost Like A Str8 Boy!

It'll pass..

WD Brian · 05-19-2006, 05:23 PM

You need upgrade to some harder stuff...like Zima.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimthefiend

It'll pass..

aico · 05-19-2006, 05:33 PM

You must be uber-gay if drinking Smirnoff Ice makes you feel less gay.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

You must be uber-gay if drinking Smirnoff Ice makes you feel less gay.

Yes. I am the Uber Gay HomoSexual! Nice to meet you.

Sosa · 05-19-2006, 05:36 PM

some sick shit you are drinking. grab a beer

CyberHustler · 05-19-2006, 05:37 PM

boyalley, you ever fucked a girl?

aico · 05-19-2006, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Yes. I am the Uber Gay HomoSexual! Nice to meet you.

Hi how are ya? Nice to meet you.

2HousePlague · 05-19-2006, 05:40 PM

2hp

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BuySexProducts

boyalley, you ever fucked a girl?

Yes. Several actually. I got over it.

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by aico

Hi how are ya? Nice to meet you.

I'm just FABULOUS! Thanks so much for asking!

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Star 69 · 05-19-2006, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Wow. Usually I drink my martinis on Friday nights. Tonight I'm having Smirnoff Ice instead.

Feelin pretty butch tipin up a bottle and shit.

U should better drink a pure water! Evian at least!

BoyAlley · 05-19-2006, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Star 69

U should better drink a pure water! Evian at least!

I'm starting to agree with you. This shit did NOTHING to me. WTF? Is there no alchohol in it?

I'm going back to martinis.........

baddog · 05-19-2006, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nazgrel

No need to feel straight Allen, Smirnoff Ice is probably something of the girliest/gayest you can drink. Try a beer for the real straight feeling

Yeah, was going to say there is nothing straight about Smirnoff Ice.

05-19-2006, 04:03 PM	#1
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05-19-2006, 04:37 PM	#15
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