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com · 01-28-2006, 08:25 PM

THE PLAN

In the beginning was the Plan.

And then came the Assumptions.

And the Assumptions were without form.

And the Plan was without substance.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.

And they spoke amongst themselves, saying,
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pail of excrement, and none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
"It is a container of dung, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."

And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Directors then went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful".

And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote the growth
and vigor of the company, with powerful effects."

And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

And the Plan became Policy.

This is how Shit Happens

Doctor Dre · 01-28-2006, 08:27 PM

I just bookmarked this post... that's just REAL my friend ... omg

That's the way the world goes

com · 01-28-2006, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I just bookmarked this post... that's just REAL my friend ... omg

That's the way the world goes

Haha yeah I thaught that was pretty good

kernelpanic · 01-28-2006, 08:37 PM

There is a pretty funny comic of this.

Spider Ninja · 01-28-2006, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

I just bookmarked this post... that's just REAL my friend ... omg

That's the way the world goes

bump for the Dre...you're black, right

Fetish · 01-28-2006, 09:21 PM

You summed it all up

01-28-2006, 08:25 PM	#1
com Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 4,541	The Plan: This Is How Shit Happens THE PLAN In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke amongst themselves, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh." And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of excrement, and none may abide the odor thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of dung, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." And the Directors then went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful". And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects." And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. This is how Shit Happens __________________ Real. Professional. Hosting. .:Expect Nothing Less:. 320-078-843 :: www.realprohosting.com :: [email protected]

01-28-2006, 08:37 PM	#4
kernelpanic Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,961	There is a pretty funny comic of this. __________________ ZangoCash - Turn Your Traffic Into Ca$h. $.40 Per Install - No Tier

01-28-2006, 09:21 PM	#6
Fetish Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 823	You summed it all up