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12-01-2005, 12:30 PM
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Things you can ONLY say on Thanksgiving:
I know it's late but I thought these were pretty funny!
 1.Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? If it has already been posted then fuck off and don't read it or enjoy it or laugh at it! 
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12-01-2005, 12:32 PM
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pretty funny.... but can we have cybersex now? 
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12-01-2005, 12:33 PM
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Sofa King Band
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I dunno about that... I've been known to say a few of those on other occasions
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12-01-2005, 12:34 PM
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LOL thats pretty funny Loryn
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12-01-2005, 12:35 PM
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Porn Meister
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haha, those are great.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. hmm, never tried, lmao
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12-01-2005, 12:41 PM
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haha, that's great =)
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12-01-2005, 12:42 PM
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Dialer Kingpin
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kekeke! You made a repost!
Thanksgiving is also kind of over.
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12-01-2005, 12:43 PM
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I saw some of those the other day, but not all.
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12-01-2005, 12:56 PM
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Super Connector
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I thought they were pretty funny. I haven't heard any of them and thought of them in a sexual way. Makes sense though!
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