Does AEBN go to the school of hard sales or what?? - GoFuckYourself.com

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 12:49 PM

They are FUCKING RELENTLESS. First it was that foolio FHM Michael a few years back. Then phone calls to my house, and now I got this dude on ICQ going after me. This guy is the strongest so far. He's a fuckin animal. He won't quit.. He's the fuckin' terminator.

He's been after me for a couple of months now. And the truly funny thing is.. aside from a paysite I just run a very small, neglected, low traffic black(weakest niche in our industry) TGP. So it's shitty traffic on top of all that.

And they still won't stop.

So now I ask you... what fucking training do they go through?? Where and how do I find people like them to push my paysite?

And the even more fucked up thing is... I'm like actually considering signing up to them.. and I hate them because they are so fucking pushy. I refuse to join because they are so annoying.. and here I am actually thinking about joining. I feel defeated on so many levels.. yet I'm compelled at how relentless they are to get their shit up on a shitty little TGP.

I'm in awe. I'm angry and excited at the same time. How could they have turned me into an affiliate? I swore I'd never join.

"FUCK THE MAN!!!" I said. "FUCK 'EM!!"

But htis guy won't stop, and here I am.. join page right in front of. How did it ever get to this?

We're both salesmen.
I sold them on a reason I wouldn't join, and they sold me on a reason to join. The battle of wits was engaged. And now.. months later here I am.. join page in front of me.

FUCK!

Baker Rd · 11-09-2005, 12:51 PM

If you start using them, they will only pester you more and more. Go with someone else. Just my opinion.

DWB · 11-09-2005, 12:52 PM

hahahaha

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 12:53 PM

FUCK!! And it's a girl to boot!!! SHIT!! I should be stronger than this. I'm being beat... BY A GIRL!!!!

What the fuck is happening to me?!?!? !

Playa-Deak · 11-09-2005, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Baker Rd

If you start using them, they will only pester you more and more. Go with someone else. Just my opinion.

lol, going with someone else won't stop the attack...

Pandemos · 11-09-2005, 12:56 PM

Tell them you're going with Movie Dollars because their custome theaters are better.

Or tell them to fuck off

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 12:57 PM

I feel like giving so they'll leave me alone. But damn, you're saying they'll push harder?

I bet me and this chick could have some epic salesmanship battles.

SetTheWorldonFire · 11-09-2005, 12:58 PM

How far is she willing to go?

sherie · 11-09-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baker Rd

If you start using them, they will only pester you more and more. Go with someone else. Just my opinion.

I've had all postive experiences with those guys!! I LOVE AEBN - I love Jerry and I love Mitch, hell I even love Cynthia lol. They do not pester!

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sherie

I've had all postive experiences with those guys!! I LOVE AEBN - I love Jerry and I love Mitch, hell I even love Cynthia lol. They do not pester!

I like how you left out FHM michael, and this chick on my ICQ.

Drake · 11-09-2005, 01:02 PM

That's funny lol

Phoenix · 11-09-2005, 01:02 PM

send me your email address and ill hityou up for some traffic as well

thanks ;)

Sly · 11-09-2005, 01:05 PM

Want to get rid of her?

Tell her you'll put up links if she sends you pictures of her sucking cock, getting fucked by her boyfriend, and playing with her favorite sex toy. She has 2 options: she can send you pictures and get your traffic, or she can hang up and never call you again.

Its a win-win situation for you. You make money while looking at dirty pictures of some chick from the South getting banged or you never have to speak with her again.

Think Shoe, think!

DamageX · 11-09-2005, 01:07 PM

Dilemmas, dilemmas...

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Want to get rid of her?

Tell her you'll put up links if she sends you pictures of her sucking cock, getting fucked by her boyfriend, and playing with her favorite sex toy. She has 2 options: she can send you pictures and get your traffic, or she can hang up and never call you again.

Its a win-win situation for you. You make money while looking at dirty pictures of some chick from the South getting banged or you never have to speak with her again.

Think Shoe, think!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

xfalmp · 11-09-2005, 01:15 PM

Man, while you're at it thinking about it, use my refcode, alright??

CLICK HERE TO JOIN AEBN

Haha, just kidding.

Screaming · 11-09-2005, 01:19 PM

The terminator killed me.

sherie · 11-09-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

I like how you left out FHM michael, and this chick on my ICQ.

I had not ever the pleasure of dealing with either of them. And no, I would not like you to give her my contact info lol.

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by xfalmp

Man, while you're at it thinking about it, use my refcode, alright??

CLICK HERE TO JOIN AEBN

Haha, just kidding.

You son of a bitc.. oh. LOL

Libertine · 11-09-2005, 01:59 PM

Just sign up already. Seriously, they're one of the best programs in the business.

traumatics · 11-09-2005, 03:01 PM

Thanks Sherie! We love you too!

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherie

I've had all postive experiences with those guys!! I LOVE AEBN - I love Jerry and I love Mitch, hell I even love Cynthia lol. They do not pester!

seeric · 11-09-2005, 03:14 PM

promoting is an artform and science.

Jace · 11-09-2005, 03:18 PM

sounds like slickcash_sarah got a new job

Juilan · 11-09-2005, 03:24 PM

LOL funny post man, but really, all they wanna do is help you out.
They've been good to me and when I ask them to be patient they are patient. When you ask for help they give it.

AEBN- SIGN UP MOTHERFUCKA!

dynastoned · 11-09-2005, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Want to get rid of her?

Tell her you'll put up links if she sends you pictures of her sucking cock, getting fucked by her boyfriend, and playing with her favorite sex toy. She has 2 options: she can send you pictures and get your traffic, or she can hang up and never call you again.

Its a win-win situation for you. You make money while looking at dirty pictures of some chick from the South getting banged or you never have to speak with her again.

Think Shoe, think!

if she hasn't already offered the dirty pictures shes not a good saleswomen in my opinion.

wdsguy · 11-09-2005, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

did you ask her this? i wanna know how she reacted.

internexxnl · 11-09-2005, 03:34 PM

indeed make sure you get some pics or movies from her before you even think about hitting that submit button on that joinpage in front of you!

RedShoe · 11-09-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Juilan

...but really, all they wanna do is help you out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RedShoe · 11-10-2005, 11:21 AM

Wow.. she just hit me up... AGAIN!!!!

Cory W · 11-10-2005, 12:01 PM

Sounds familiar.

What I really despise is when they hit you up and seem mad that you don't have time. Then (if you work here) they go around you.

FHM Michael? That sounds familiar for a board, not for AEBN. Hmmm...

PhounTho · 11-10-2005, 12:11 PM

They approached me ONCE. I asked them, so many detailed and complex (sorta) questions about their operations and our "future relationship" that they gave up on me very quickly. All it took was two email exchanges and they never did reply to the second one.

This same technique has worked with Bell South and some travel company as well that tried to sell me some shit.

Rui · 11-10-2005, 12:17 PM

ouuuch ;)

Setup a date with her lol

JFK · 11-10-2005, 12:23 PM

We are all in marketing one way or another, some are just more subtle than others.Personally I have not had any problem with them and I think they offer an excellent product.

JOELK · 11-10-2005, 12:28 PM

Pestering is the sign of a good salesman. Persistance is 9 times out of 10 gonna be the backbreaker especially in a business where people don't have much time to listen to you.
I know because i do it all day.
Coffee is for closers only!!!

Joesho · 11-10-2005, 12:28 PM

AEBN kicks ass, great group of people over there.

RedShoe · 12-07-2005, 12:37 PM

she's back. this time she's stronger than ever. I've had her online since 6:30 this morning.

I took a break around 8:30 - 10 am. She's still going. She's showing me pics of her and everything. I think she'll think that it will be harder for me to say no to them. LOL

Fuckin' AMAZING!!

I want to hire her away from them but she won't budge. She keeps saying corporate shit like "Love us" "love aebn" It's the same shit foolio used to say back in the day. LOL

wdsguy · 12-07-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JOELK

Pestering is the sign of a good salesman. Persistance is 9 times out of 10 gonna be the backbreaker especially in a business where people don't have much time to listen to you.
I know because i do it all day.
Coffee is for closers only!!!

If you pester me all day I'm gonna tell ya to take your product and shove it.

RedShoe · 12-07-2005, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

If you pester me all day I'm gonna tell ya to take your product and shove it.

And you think that will make them stop?? BWAHAHAHAHA

wdsguy · 12-07-2005, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe

And you think that will make them stop?? BWAHAHAHAHA

No but telling them to send me nudes of themselves with their pets usually stops the convo quick

Steve · 12-07-2005, 12:57 PM

that guy is a CLOSER

RedShoe · 12-07-2005, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wdsguy

No but telling them to send me nudes of themselves with their pets usually stops the convo quick

HOLY SHIT!!!! that might have actually worked!

11-09-2005, 12:49 PM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Does AEBN go to the school of hard sales or what?? They are FUCKING RELENTLESS. First it was that foolio FHM Michael a few years back. Then phone calls to my house, and now I got this dude on ICQ going after me. This guy is the strongest so far. He's a fuckin animal. He won't quit.. He's the fuckin' terminator. He's been after me for a couple of months now. And the truly funny thing is.. aside from a paysite I just run a very small, neglected, low traffic black(weakest niche in our industry) TGP. So it's shitty traffic on top of all that. And they still won't stop. So now I ask you... what fucking training do they go through?? Where and how do I find people like them to push my paysite? And the even more fucked up thing is... I'm like actually considering signing up to them.. and I hate them because they are so fucking pushy. I refuse to join because they are so annoying.. and here I am actually thinking about joining. I feel defeated on so many levels.. yet I'm compelled at how relentless they are to get their shit up on a shitty little TGP. I'm in awe. I'm angry and excited at the same time. How could they have turned me into an affiliate? I swore I'd never join. "FUCK THE MAN!!!" I said. "FUCK 'EM!!" But htis guy won't stop, and here I am.. join page right in front of. How did it ever get to this? We're both salesmen. I sold them on a reason I wouldn't join, and they sold me on a reason to join. The battle of wits was engaged. And now.. months later here I am.. join page in front of me. FUCK! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

11-09-2005, 12:53 PM	#4
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	FUCK!! And it's a girl to boot!!! SHIT!! I should be stronger than this. I'm being beat... BY A GIRL!!!! What the fuck is happening to me?!?!? ! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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11-09-2005, 12:57 PM	#7
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	I feel like giving so they'll leave me alone. But damn, you're saying they'll push harder? I bet me and this chick could have some epic salesmanship battles. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

11-09-2005, 12:58 PM	#8
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11-09-2005, 12:51 PM	#2
Baker Rd Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 647	If you start using them, they will only pester you more and more. Go with someone else. Just my opinion.

11-09-2005, 12:52 PM	#3
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11-09-2005, 01:02 PM	#11
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11-09-2005, 01:05 PM	#13
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11-09-2005, 01:19 PM	#17
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	The terminator killed me. __________________

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11-09-2005, 03:14 PM	#22
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11-09-2005, 03:18 PM	#23
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	sounds like slickcash_sarah got a new job

11-09-2005, 03:24 PM	#24
Juilan Sultan of Swing Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: XXXodus Posts: 15,141	LOL funny post man, but really, all they wanna do is help you out. They've been good to me and when I ask them to be patient they are patient. When you ask for help they give it. AEBN- SIGN UP MOTHERFUCKA! __________________ My Best Converting VOD Sponsor \|

11-09-2005, 03:34 PM	#27
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11-10-2005, 11:21 AM	#29
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Wow.. she just hit me up... AGAIN!!!! __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

11-10-2005, 12:01 PM	#30
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	Sounds familiar. What I really despise is when they hit you up and seem mad that you don't have time. Then (if you work here) they go around you. FHM Michael? That sounds familiar for a board, not for AEBN. Hmmm... __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments

11-10-2005, 12:11 PM	#31
PhounTho Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 157	my experience They approached me ONCE. I asked them, so many detailed and complex (sorta) questions about their operations and our "future relationship" that they gave up on me very quickly. All it took was two email exchanges and they never did reply to the second one. This same technique has worked with Bell South and some travel company as well that tried to sell me some shit. __________________ Upskirt Champ Productions 50% Rev Share

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JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	We are all in marketing one way or another, some are just more subtle than others.Personally I have not had any problem with them and I think they offer an excellent product. __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com

11-10-2005, 12:28 PM	#34
JOELK Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 356	Pestering is the sign of a good salesman. Persistance is 9 times out of 10 gonna be the backbreaker especially in a business where people don't have much time to listen to you. I know because i do it all day. Coffee is for closers only!!! __________________ Joel Kapp WebmasterCentral.com [email protected] ICQ# 347983177 Skype joel.kapp

11-10-2005, 12:28 PM	#35
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12-07-2005, 12:37 PM	#36
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	she's back. this time she's stronger than ever. I've had her online since 6:30 this morning. I took a break around 8:30 - 10 am. She's still going. She's showing me pics of her and everything. I think she'll think that it will be harder for me to say no to them. LOL Fuckin' AMAZING!! I want to hire her away from them but she won't budge. She keeps saying corporate shit like "Love us" "love aebn" It's the same shit foolio used to say back in the day. LOL __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

12-07-2005, 12:57 PM	#40
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	that guy is a CLOSER