WTF is wrong with men?!? - GoFuckYourself.com

Funbrunette · 09-19-2005, 06:04 PM

Is it a must to be in a bad mood and get all pissy over anything? I thought only women acted like that...

Ever think you'd be a lot more happy single? Relax people it's just a thread and curious George wants to know!

poppet · 09-19-2005, 06:06 PM

Men have mood swings too. It just happens from time to time, you deal with it and move on.

Spunky · 09-19-2005, 06:08 PM

Don't drink the last beer and shut up during football and I wont snap at you

Babagirls · 09-19-2005, 06:09 PM

amen, sista! lol

Spider64 · 09-19-2005, 06:09 PM

hmm. So just said there's something wrong with women in your post

mikeyddddd · 09-19-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Funbrunette

WTF is wrong with men?!?

Pissy women.

butterflybucks · 09-19-2005, 07:43 PM

What's wrong with men? Easy, we have soft spots for women.

tranza · 09-19-2005, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Don't drink the last beer and shut up during football and I wont snap at you

sniperwolf · 09-19-2005, 07:47 PM

yeah some men are so moody...

Patrick_Bateman · 09-19-2005, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Babagirls

amen, sista! lol

FUCK YOU BITCH!

(don't mind me, it's that time of month)

Easton · 09-19-2005, 07:55 PM

uh-oh, what did Chris do? LOL

WiredGuy · 09-19-2005, 07:59 PM

Most of the time, we men have breakdowns because we can't understand what women want!
WG

Peaches · 09-19-2005, 08:05 PM

Men are more moody than women!

LiveDose · 09-19-2005, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette

Is it a must to be in a bad mood and get all pissy over anything? I thought only women acted like that...

Ever think you'd be a lot more happy single? Relax people it's just a thread and curious George wants to know!

Only if we are disturbed while a game is on. Otherwise the bad mood thing is usually women.

BlackCrayon · 09-19-2005, 08:14 PM

everyone has bad days, some guys are just plain bitches or assholes just like certain women can be as well. we also have an added stress as some have mentioned, dealing with the contradiction that is women.

J-$ · 09-19-2005, 08:15 PM

show us your tits

Big Red Machine · 09-19-2005, 08:16 PM

Don't Nag and the rule of the house should be Don't ask a Man anything until atleast 45 minutes when he comes thru the door. Then before you ask him anything a BJ should be performed. Then maybe dye your hair once in awhile cause he will crave some "Strange" and invite your girlfriends in for some group sex.
Just do these SIMPLE things and you will have NO trouble with your men

The Heron · 09-19-2005, 08:17 PM

I'm quite happy being single and not having anyone bitch at me.

Spunky · 09-19-2005, 08:17 PM

Give more blowjobs to keep him happy

marzzo · 09-19-2005, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peaches

Men are more moody than women!

adultchica · 09-19-2005, 08:20 PM

Men just get cranky when there isn't any pussy around and they have to wack one off OVER AND OVER again till it hurts their li'l purple peckers.

Must suck! haha

seeric · 09-19-2005, 08:20 PM

i am very happy being single. no need to take on someone else's issues. i've got my own.

ROFL

Marshal · 09-19-2005, 08:25 PM

nothing's wrong with men... ;)

adultchica · 09-19-2005, 08:27 PM

Yeah nettrust,

I don't have any room to bitch. I got a good man. I just get a kick out of it when men say that women are moody, guys are moody too :-)

Ordo · 09-19-2005, 08:31 PM

The problem with men is that women are so fucked in the head you can't deal with them. The lies, manipulation, games, mood swings, cheating, I could go on. Women have turned into whores and expect men to cater to their needs like it's still the 40's.

Get the fuck over it.

Jack Nicholson said it best in "As good As It Gets"
"How do I write women so well? It's easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

Big Red Machine · 09-19-2005, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by adultchica

Yeah nettrust,

I don't have any room to bitch. I got a good man. I just get a kick out of it when men say that women are moody, guys are moody too :-)

Guys Moods are only in response to Womens NonHorny Moods

Mr Pheer · 09-19-2005, 09:20 PM

You're just mad because we know how to drive.

Furious_Female · 09-19-2005, 09:47 PM

I guess I'm lucky, Napolean is never in a 'bad mood' and it takes a LOT for him to get angry. He's so cute too

Napolean · 09-19-2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

I guess I'm lucky, Napolean is never in a 'bad mood' and it takes a LOT for him to get angry. He's so cute too

awww thank you hunnie!!

CDSmith · 09-19-2005, 09:55 PM

Let's see.... waking up in the morning only to find myself uncovered and freezing, all the blankets pulled over her way..

... all the stuff I keep in certain spots gone missing because she moved them
(for whatever reason)....

... and the thinking things.... always with the thinking things.... women think too much.

So yeah... I tend to get a little edgy now and again. :D

Actually I am quite the bitch, but the truth is that for every one moody day I have, just about every girlfriend I've ever had in the past has had about 5.

That would mean the women I've been with have been about 5 times as bitchy as me.

Frightening.

Furious_Female · 09-19-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Napolean

awww thank you hunnie!!

Anytime, baby!!

reed_4 · 09-20-2005, 01:04 AM

All men are created equal and that means we also have bad moods like you ladies have most of the time.

baddog · 09-20-2005, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ordo

Jack Nicholson said it best in "As good As It Gets"
"How do I write women so well? It's easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."

I'll never forget the first time I heard him say that . . . it pretty much sums it up.

baddog · 09-20-2005, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

I guess I'm lucky, Napolean is never in a 'bad mood' and it takes a LOT for him to get angry. He's so cute too

You guys live together now?

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 09-20-2005, 01:20 AM

Men are often considered to be more:

aggressive than women. However, in interpersonal relationships, most research has found that men and women are equally aggressive. Men do tend to be more aggressive outside of the home.
courageous and adventuresome than women; the negative side of this image is the perception that men may be more prepared to abandon their families.
competitive but also more stubborn than women.
self-confident (even arrogant) and exhibit better leadership skills than women.
self-controlled and less emotional (sometimes to the point of being perceived as cold and unloving) than women.
technically and organizationally skilled than women.
prone to abstract thinking than women
__________________________________________________ _________________

Oh, I just love human beings!

bev · 09-20-2005, 08:00 AM

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
~~~~~
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
~~~~~
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
~~~~~
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
~~~~~
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
~~~~~
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
~~~~~
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
~~~~~
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A: Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
~~~~~
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
~~~~~
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
~~~~~
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!!.
~~~~~
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract

Mr Pheer · 09-20-2005, 08:11 AM

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.

Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.

Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A: Divorced.

Funbrunette · 09-20-2005, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by J-$

show us your tits

Hey look everyone a newbie!!!!!!!

Drake · 09-20-2005, 08:16 AM

We give you a hard time because we know you're going to outlive us.

Tricksy · 09-20-2005, 08:47 AM

Yeah, everyone gets moody from time to time. Although it's pretty tought to make my b/f feel angry...

StuartD · 09-20-2005, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Most of the time, we men have breakdowns because we can't understand what women want!
WG

true dat!!

Furious_Female · 09-20-2005, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

You guys live together now?

He's moving in next week.

Ramos · 09-20-2005, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Don't drink the last beer and shut up during football and I wont snap at you

Raven · 09-20-2005, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Most of the time, we men have breakdowns because we can't understand what women want!
WG

Asking helps.

[CG] · 09-20-2005, 09:04 AM

i saw an article somewhere (going to look for it again now) about how men get PMS too. They say to try tracking it for like 3 months & you'll see that around the same time once a month men get a bitchy.
Im always generally a pain in the ass so I dont think it worked out for me.. it was an interesting article though.

facialfreak · 09-20-2005, 09:04 AM

We were given both a big head and a little head, but only enough blood to use one at a time.

dynastoned · 09-20-2005, 09:14 AM

just because we tell you to shut the fuck up because you talk to much doesn't mean were being moody.

MacDaddyPlaya · 09-20-2005, 09:19 AM

Men and women are just so fundamentally different it's scary. It amazes me how anyone is able to sustain a relationship/marriage. Happily married is the greatest oxymoron of them all.

Rinaldo · 09-20-2005, 10:39 AM

I'm not moody,
Some of my friends though... holy shit

drama · 09-20-2005, 10:41 AM

men are stupid

09-19-2005, 06:04 PM	#1
Funbrunette Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 4,834	WTF is wrong with men?!? Is it a must to be in a bad mood and get all pissy over anything? I thought only women acted like that... Ever think you'd be a lot more happy single? Relax people it's just a thread and curious George wants to know! __________________ Stephanie (Funbrunette) [email protected] ICQ: 155-713-409

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BlackCrayon Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Ottawa Posts: 19,631	everyone has bad days, some guys are just plain bitches or assholes just like certain women can be as well. we also have an added stress as some have mentioned, dealing with the contradiction that is women. __________________ you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	i am very happy being single. no need to take on someone else's issues. i've got my own. ROFL

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adultchica Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: usa Posts: 5,141	Yeah nettrust, I don't have any room to bitch. I got a good man. I just get a kick out of it when men say that women are moody, guys are moody too :-) __________________

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Ordo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,186	The problem with men is that women are so fucked in the head you can't deal with them. The lies, manipulation, games, mood swings, cheating, I could go on. Women have turned into whores and expect men to cater to their needs like it's still the 40's. Get the fuck over it. Jack Nicholson said it best in "As good As It Gets" "How do I write women so well? It's easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability." __________________ Savor Premium Affiliate Area Here

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Stacey_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,269	Men are often considered to be more: aggressive than women. However, in interpersonal relationships, most research has found that men and women are equally aggressive. Men do tend to be more aggressive outside of the home. courageous and adventuresome than women; the negative side of this image is the perception that men may be more prepared to abandon their families. competitive but also more stubborn than women. self-confident (even arrogant) and exhibit better leadership skills than women. self-controlled and less emotional (sometimes to the point of being perceived as cold and unloving) than women. technically and organizationally skilled than women. prone to abstract thinking than women __________________________________________________ _________________ Oh, I just love human beings! __________________

09-20-2005, 08:00 AM	#36
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09-20-2005, 09:04 AM	#45
[CG] Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 306	i saw an article somewhere (going to look for it again now) about how men get PMS too. They say to try tracking it for like 3 months & you'll see that around the same time once a month men get a bitchy. Im always generally a pain in the ass so I dont think it worked out for me.. it was an interesting article though. __________________ Jeff Brown

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09-20-2005, 09:19 AM	#48
MacDaddyPlaya Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Just north of Cuba Posts: 1,785	Men and women are just so fundamentally different it's scary. It amazes me how anyone is able to sustain a relationship/marriage. Happily married is the greatest oxymoron of them all. __________________ Sigless

09-20-2005, 10:39 AM	#49
Rinaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: South Florida Posts: 5,086	I'm not moody, Some of my friends though... holy shit

09-20-2005, 10:41 AM	#50
drama Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 847	men are stupid