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#1 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 853
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Joke
how to get money out of the ATM
man: 1. go to the bank, park, goto the ATM. 2. put the card in. 3. type the code and the amount you need. 4. take the money, card and slip. 5. Drive back. Woman: 1. Drive to the Bank 2. park the car. 3. try again. 4. Again...... Good. 5. check your makeup. 6. put some perfium. 7. check your hair with your hand. 8. look for the card in the bag. 9. Goto the ATM, put the card in.... Rejected. 10. put the phone card back in the bag. 11. Look for the ATM card. 12. put the card in. 13. look for the Tampons box (with the code on the botom) in the bag. 14. type the code. 15. learn how to use the ATM....... after 2min the card come out. 16. put it in. 17. type the code.... Rejected. 18. try again.....Good. 19. type the amount of money. 20. press cancel. 21. type a larger amount. 22. press Cancel. 23. type the Maximum. 24. cross your fingers. 25. get the money out. 26. go back to the car. 27. look for the key's in your bag. 28. check your makeup in the miror. 29. start the car. 30. drive for about 50M'. 31. stop! 32. go back to the Bank. 33. Go back to the ATM. 34. take the card and slip out. 35. go back to the car. 36. trow the card and slip on the seat near you. 37. check your hair with your hand. 38. try to mearg with the trafic.... no. 39. stop. 40. Try again.... Good. 41. keep on driving. 42. on the first Robot relise the Hand Brakes. ![]() |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 660
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Youve watched my wife at the bank havent you?
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