GTS Mark

Like jesus christ dude would you fucking relax with all the newbie questions. Do me and everyone else here a fucking favor and stop posting and start reading tutorials. There are more than enough resource sites out there for you to read up on.

Shit I am fairly new here and I ask the "odd" question but most of the time I go look for the answer or ICQ someone I know from the board.

You sound like an alright guy but for fucks sake I am getting really tired of seeing every other post on this board being one of your questions.

Sorry for blowing up here guys but I am getting extremely tired of seeing these same posts over and over again.
L8rrr
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Squishy

Give it time...look what happened to that asshole Dildo Baggins...

Scoobs

I'm with you DrinkingHard! Every other message seems to start with a stupid spacedog question and a ton of sarcastic responses that spacedog seems to take seriously!

It actually gets quite painful after a while!

Squishy

Ban his sorry ass and give him me his DVD...mine just took a shit...

Blondy

DVD? what is a DVD?

I really am blonde , don't you think I need the DVD?




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Dopy

Relax - remember its also a fucking about board. If people want to spend all day posting junk and wasting time then thats just fine by me because I know they are not working hard to steal my $$$. People get frustrated from trying to make cash in this business, attacking others and making dumb posts is often their way to vent anger.

Amputate Your Head

You might get the movie stuck in the VCR Blondy.

FATPad

It does get quite painful, but he does ask for all the stupid answers.

Part of the problem is a lot of people have problems and a lot of people have questions, but instead of flooding a message board with their stream of consciousness trying to get easy answers and easy money, they're out there busting their asses either trying to figure something out or experimenting to see what works.

It gets annoying seeing one person try to make the quick buck because he thinks he's special and is entitled to everything just being given to him.

FATPad

btw, I don't think Spacedog is a bad guy and I'm not trying to say I'm way better than him.

But I know plenty of people with problems and questions who actually try to work for their results instead of just being told "everything that makes everyone money".

Theo

I'm with fatpad on this. Spacedog is lacking help because he shows x-tremely immature. I'm sure plenty of webmasters here can give him simple tasks to perform and gain both, but they havent done it because they don't trust him.

Dopy

I love you soul

GTS Mark

Well we were all newbies one day. Well maybe except for Amp and Gary! LOL! I think they invented the internet one day in Gary's trailer park!

But seriously there is a right way to do things and the wrong way and then of course my way! I just say Spacedog, stop posting, start reading and give all of us a break!

DrinkingHard

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Bake

Maybe pornsuite can show him how to relaunch Himself

Amputate Your Head

Hey, sure, we were all new at one point or another... but there's a huge difference between being new and being an idiot. A guy can be new at something and still retain common fucking sense and a willingness to WORK to succeed.... where as an idiot will attempt to glean every damn thing they can for nothing, at whoever's expense it requires. Ultimately, there's a hell of alot more work trying to do that, than just doing the fucking work the honest way right from the start... but hey, that's why they're called "Morons"... cuz they don't fucking know any better.

X37375787

Are you threatening me punk ?


I know this is probably inappropriate and does not fit into the thread, but nevertheless I thought it was my responsibility to add it.

kmanrox

amen on drinking hards post, spacedog is a schmuck, almost to the degree of BONEPRONE...




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spacedog

I come here for the same reasons as every one else..

Have fun;
Vent & blow steam;
Fuck around;
and yes, ask questions...
I'm not any different than most here.
Just happens that I do post more often than some..& I do also do work..
I post at GFY to break up the Monotony of making galleries, filling forms for submissions & affilliate programs..checking stats on counters & sponsors, checking e-mail from 4 different accounts, editing sites, visiting sites to do link trades with, submitting to link lists, Reading tutorials to learn Graphics & image manipulation.(That alone took several hours)etc..
I take a break from all that & just post here..
...
Maybe I should go join
GoFuckYourSelf Anonymous..
This is very addictive



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cck

I'm just notice that spacedog just work and post topics at GFY without sleeping hehehe
You can come here to see his topic at top 10 all the time

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Dopy

Spacedog you are trying to be too many things at once - grap 2 or 3 good sponsors get to know them and work the fuck out of their asses before you disappear up your own.
Trust me , thats good advice.

Wilber

Isn't anybody going to tell him to quit adding that banner
at the bottom of his posts? It's like too big, too distracting,
too...ah forget it.

It ain't even a sig FCS!

Take it out, or at the very least copy the standard size.

Thank you.

-=HUNGRYMAN=-

Yeah .... I had to eventually put Drinking Hard on my IGNORE LIST

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spacedog

Dopy..Thanks for the tip..
However, I have formulae that tells me 10 sponsors is best..(Though I use more)..
For galleries (Sign ups & partnerships)
I like to promote 10 sponsors...
I set a goal at 200 a week for each sponsor X 10 sponsors = 2k a week...At least that's my goal..

I can only do so much with overused sponsor content, so have to spread across the board with various sponsors..(at least that's the feel I get..)

Hard promoting sponsors that're advertised at 9 out of 10 sites...

That's why I decided to go with resources site..
Back up plan..Like plan B so to speak..
My goal here is to get people to sign up under me for the sponsors..Give traffic to other resources valuable to webmasters, yet retain my own traffic..
The reason I tackle more than one project at a time is because I am doing what many have been telling me from the beginning..
The only way I'll figure out the whole gamut is by doing it..
Like everyones saying..Do the work & find out for yourself..
I know what's working for me & what's not..
I'll leave it at that..

& wilber...I'd hate to burst your bubble,
but 468X60 IS standard banner size
You wanna make me a 120X60 graphic, i'll be MORE than happy to display it & give you a link 4 it


& since you're on 14K dial-up, here's that banner again



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quiet

whats up

GTS Mark

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Hey DH .... phone me

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FADE19

What cracks me up is that Space asks questions every other post...yet, he is running a webmasters resource site...that would be like me asking "What does the brain really do??"...then fucking jumping into the E.R. to do brain surgery. I honestly think Space and Bone have a race or something going on to see who can beat the other out in posts

Space:What is porn?
Bone : Don't know I got crabs..
Space:What are crabs?
Bone : Don't know but I have them
Space:Why?
Bone:I got crabs..
Space:How do these leters get on my computer..
Bone : Don't know I got crabs.


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spacedog

Just remember all those questions I asked..
Most of them were for opinions & such..
Those replies will come back to haunt some, as they're being reproduced in article form for my webmasters site..


P.S..
I cant race with Boneprone..
He's over 6000, I have'nt reached 1000 yet..

Besides..I'm supposed to be loyal..Not competitive...

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FATPad

How many people are going to trust a webmaster resource site when the owner's webmaster knowledge can't even add up to paid hosting for a site?

drumsicle

Now that Spacedog has a resource site, I can get rid of all my bookmarks to those other resource sites. Hell, I probably won't even come to GFY or AWI anymore. Life just got a lot simpler. Thanks Spacedog!!!

teadrinker

i was gonna say something nice about spacedog but i realize that even tho he gets mock and make fun at, he seems to enjoy it...
spacedog, if you wanna get serious anwers go to *******.net! GFY is for people with too much time on their hand, hence the name Go fuck yourself.

you shouldn post too much either, its gonna become a habit, you'll wind up like AMP!!!

You dont want that to happen to you! its scary shit.

Beerdude12

not to knock spacedog, but that was the first thing I saw. A FREEHOST, then I got 404'd. But I'm sure he'll get paid hosting soon....

Beerdude12

I guess I can't talk, I'm hosted on geocities

spacedog

Absolutely..
My plan is to get paid hosting after I determine total # of MBs required so I have adequate disk space, also,I will have to stay up on free host for a little while to gather statistics to calculate bandwidth consumption so I can shop around for the best deal based on the #s I get

Soon..

adamm

If you are not posting to big tgps, and you dont have shitloads of crap traffic, then you should just go ahead and get some cheap hosting, tons of them out there http://hosts4porn.com/


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Spacedog -

I hate you so much that..... argggghhh... I can't even put it into words...

Seriously though, Full size banners are NOT allowed in sigs (not me saying this, it's straight from the Lensman's mouth) not to mention the fact that Lens posted earlier about chilling out on graphics in sigs.

Secondly, your site is the ugliest, most amateur looking resource site ever. You have alienated everyone on this board so who do you expect to get to sign up under you..??? I'll tell ya who.. only people who are more newbie-ish than you, which is hard to imagine by the way.

Thirdly, you have a request for writers on the entrance page that actually says the site sees over 500 webmasters a day. Obviously you can't count, and when you do add up all your hits on your fingers you shouldn't include the ones coming from this board cuz we are just popping in to see how funny it looks.

and Lastly, now you're saying that your new plan for paid hosting is to figure out how much megs will be required so you have adequate disk space...???? What..??? I thought you had to make 2k a day... LOL ... My best advice to you would be to at least put the "resource" site on paid hosting. That way you at least present the illusion of being semi professional. You could host that site for 5 bucks a month. Hell, you could probably find a host to host it for a banner spot on the site if you find one dumb enough.

Oh, and by the way... I hate you !!!!



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Indeed

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GTS Mark

LOL!! Why don't you tell him what you really feel!



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Amputate Your Head

Thirdly?
Shouldn't this be "Fourthly" then?

The Truth

Amp- you bastard

Don't make me look bad when I'm bashing spacey !!

BTW Amp... I just found your bulletin board (long story how) but I registered and my password didn't work. To compound the problem, the email I gave is fucked up so I never got an email notice from the signup.

Anyway to retrieve the pass on your end. I signed up as The Truth and I'd like to post but I can't

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Spacedawg Rulez!

Amputate Your Head

hehe... I make everyone look bad man.... even myself.

I'll reset it for you... gimme two minutes and if you hit my ICQ I'll give you a generic pass.... then you can change it through the profile...

hottshot

can't we all just get along !

Amputate Your Head

Not no..... but Hell no.

GTS Mark

I think I am going to change my name from Drinkinghard to "Drinking Space".

We should all change our names.

Hungryman = Hungry Dog
Gary = SpaceGary
Amp = Amputate my Dog
Lensman = Lensman

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Amputate Your Head

Bad idea... I changed my name once to something more violent, but got nothin' but shit over it, so I ended up changing back... but not before I racked up a thousand posts under it... shit, if I added up my other two aliases, I'd be miles ahead of bp in post count!

The Truth

Can I be The Space Truth Dog ...???

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Rodney King

WHY THE HELL NOT ?

Amputate Your Head

Listen up Mr. One Post, Black Eyed, Broken Ribbed Wonder....

BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO!

Rodney King

Fuck I was expecting something original GO FUCK YOURSELF



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Amputate Your Head

Oh I see... we're going to be difficult & smart....

....okay.