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CE_BigB · 11-05-2004, 09:32 AM

Here is a funny for your friday !!!

BIG B

PS. Dont bug me if it was posted before... ok?

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Beautiful Music

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag.
He sits down and places the bag on the counter.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano.

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.

This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:

"Here. Rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp,
and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish .. each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar.
It is soon followed by another duck, then another.

Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming.

The bartender turns to the man and says,
"Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf.
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

PrincessWannaLaya · 11-05-2004, 09:39 AM

that was fucking helarious LOL

nice Joke !!

Scott McD · 11-05-2004, 09:40 AM

TondaB · 11-05-2004, 10:02 AM

Cute joke

TGIF BigB!

Phoenix · 11-05-2004, 10:04 AM

nice..lol

duck meat for all

hell you can sell a duck for more then one buck

Playful_Lady · 11-05-2004, 10:06 AM

LMAO oh that is tooo funny... that is an awesome joke.

CE_BigB · 11-05-2004, 10:06 AM

Quote:

duck meat for all

hell you can sell a duck for more then one buck

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thats another joke !!!

BIG B

longbrick · 11-05-2004, 10:08 AM

Thats good !!!

Head · 11-05-2004, 10:12 AM

Raven · 11-05-2004, 10:47 AM

Oldie but a goodie.....

axelcat · 11-05-2004, 10:50 AM

ChandieGirl · 11-05-2004, 10:56 AM

Very cute! Great laugh to start the weekend, Big B!

Lucy · 11-05-2004, 11:01 AM

That's just great one, you made me laugh so hard

11-05-2004, 09:32 AM	#1
CE_BigB Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: So Cal Posts: 1,292	Friday Funny Here is a funny for your friday !!! BIG B PS. Dont bug me if it was posted before... ok? ****************************************** Beautiful Music A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish .. each person is only allowed one!" The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a million bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming. The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks." "Tell me about it!!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?" __________________ NOW PAYING: $25 per FREE TRIAL signup $1.30 per email (No Deductions) CECash - Trusted & Paying since 1996!** email: bigb at cecash dot com ICQ 36966649

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