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Old 05-06-2004, 10:52 PM   #1
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8yr old girl smoking... sick world

An 8yr old girl goes to her dad and asks:

-"Dad give me a fucking cigarette!"
-"Oh my God! I didn't know you smoked, when did you started it?"
-"When I had sex for the first time."

Her dad gets nervous and asks:

-"AND WHEN WAS THAT?!!"

-"Don't know... I was too drunk to remember"
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Old 05-06-2004, 10:57 PM   #2
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Funny, good thing it didn't happen in real life!
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:01 PM   #3
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:01 PM   #4
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scarey shit... give it 10 yrs b4 thats true...
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:04 PM   #5
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:04 PM   #6
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:05 PM   #7
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ahahaha thats wrong yet funny
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:06 PM   #8
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:06 PM   #9
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Old joke, but hilarious
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:07 PM   #10
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Funny, good thing it didn't happen in real life!
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:07 PM   #11
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yeah like 3 weeks ago this 8 year old looking kid comes up to me and asks for a light. what is the world coming to
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:10 PM   #12
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Look at the indian kids,they smoke those hardcore black tobacco cigs where you get cancer on all places you can('t) imagine within a few month.
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:15 PM   #13
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Look at the indian kids,they smoke those hardcore black tobacco cigs where you get cancer on all places you can('t) imagine within a few month.
haha, Yeah man, Indians are screwed up pretty badly :/

One time this guy name Cheif JuicyLinks walked up to me and said "What's the best part of fucking twenty-nine year olds?"

I replied, "I don't know you wop ass indian looking fuck, Tell me"

He responds, "Theres twenty of them"

What a fucking faggot
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:17 PM   #14
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I was visiting a family friend's house. They have two little girls who are in elementary school. One of them was telling me a story about their cousin's ex-girlfriend. It shocked when she used the word "whore".
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:18 PM   #15
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think again.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...mokin g+child
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:50 PM   #16
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think again.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...mokin g+child
And some more...

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=child+ smoke
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:51 PM   #17
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Old 05-06-2004, 11:52 PM   #18
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ROFL..

I actually had a friend when I was growing up that was smoking at around 10. Not like a lot.. just 1 here and there to look cool.

I wonder what happened to him sometimes.
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:11 AM   #19
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ROFL..

I actually had a friend when I was growing up that was smoking at around 10. Not like a lot.. just 1 here and there to look cool.

I wonder what happened to him sometimes.
Hell, I was stealing my grandparents non-filtered Pall Malls and Camels when I was 8 or 9
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:12 AM   #20
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An 8yr old girl goes to her dad and asks:

-"Dad give me a fucking cigarette!"
-"Oh my God! I didn't know you smoked, when did you started it?"
-"When I had sex for the first time."

Her dad gets nervous and asks:

-"AND WHEN WAS THAT?!!"

-"Don't know... I was too drunk to remember"
LOLMAO.. thanks for the laugh, that's hilarious
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:13 AM   #21
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An 8yr old girl goes to her dad and asks:

-"Dad give me a fucking cigarette!"
-"Oh my God! I didn't know you smoked, when did you started it?"
-"When I had sex for the first time."

Her dad gets nervous and asks:

-"AND WHEN WAS THAT?!!"

-"Don't know... I was too drunk to remember"
Must be foreign..."when did you started it?"
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:17 AM   #22
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yeap this the kids from today (crazy)
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Old 05-07-2004, 12:22 AM   #23
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Cruel situation!
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:25 AM   #24
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:43 AM   #25
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Right, I like to have a puff soon as the bitch leaves (thats my mum). I get so much tail down at the merry-go-round I don't know why I didn't start this earlier.
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:51 AM   #26
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I didn't even get the urge to smoke until college.
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Old 05-07-2004, 01:55 AM   #27
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:21 AM   #28
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it really pisses me off to see pics of kids smoking!
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:22 AM   #29
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An 8yr old girl goes to her dad and asks:

-"Dad give me a fucking cigarette!"
-"Oh my God! I didn't know you smoked, when did you started it?"
-"When I had sex for the first time."

Her dad gets nervous and asks:

-"AND WHEN WAS THAT?!!"

-"Don't know... I was too drunk to remember"
This is slightly exagurated, but sick stuff like that goes on all the time...
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:46 AM   #31
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I'm started to smoke since it's age , It's was one of those "big mistakes" in my life
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Old 05-07-2004, 03:55 AM   #32
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haha.. good joke!..

I only hope it doesn't happen with my children..

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Old 05-07-2004, 05:46 AM   #33
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Definately a fucked up kid that starts smoking at 8-9yrs old....
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it really pisses me off to see pics of kids smoking!
I agree with you,
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Old 05-07-2004, 06:00 AM   #37
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some kids start at 10, most at 14. i know its true cause i saw it
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Smoking is really shit. I think it is really sad when I see young people smoking. Nice joke though.
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Mouhahaha, that's fuckin' sick!
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haha very amusing. but nearly reality.
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haha very amusing. but nearly reality.
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LMFAO !

It might be a joke, but yeah, it happens. Getting worse too, this world is fucked up.
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