I caused my first traffic jam... - GoFuckYourself.com

angeleyes · 12-19-2003, 04:13 PM

I get in my car after work and I'm driving along and I here a rattling noise... I thought it was the pots and pans in the back of my car that I haven't unpacked since the move.... 1/4 mile later I hop on the highway and a minute later...... BAM, my car tries to fly off the road. I have a flat with a hole in my tire bigger than Juicy's dick.

I call the office and Puma comes out to help me.... right after he arrives, Erica (butrflied) and her sister were driving by on the way up to Orlando and pull over....so there are basically 5 of us and 3 cars on the side of the road and traffic came to a hault so all the asswads here in Florida can rubberneck at a tire being changed and back traffic up for miles. WHY do people do this?

Ice · 12-19-2003, 04:15 PM

ummm how do you know how big Juicy's cock is?

Digipimp · 12-19-2003, 04:17 PM

I never slow down to look unless it's a hottie like you.

Sly_RJ · 12-19-2003, 04:17 PM

I'm dying. That's fucking hilarious. Too funny!

In reality everyone was slowing down to check you out.

serious · 12-19-2003, 04:19 PM

maybe they saw 3 cars and thought it was an accident

or they were just checking you out like everyone says

jact · 12-19-2003, 04:21 PM

Why can I picture her holding up two fingers pressed together >< "The hole was THIS BIG!"

(Sorry juicy)

angeleyes · 12-19-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby
ummm how do you know how big Juicy's cock is?

He comes to me in my dreams.... it's a guido thing.

Sly_RJ · 12-19-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by jact
Why can I picture her holding up two fingers pressed together >< "The hole was THIS BIG!"

(Sorry juicy)

One of those patch-up kits from NAPA should do the trick!

Brad Xtremepay · 12-19-2003, 04:33 PM

Yep, sorry to say they could care less about the flat. They were just checking you out. Don't hate, I would too. ;)

KMR Stitch · 12-19-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
I get in my car after work and I'm driving along and I here a rattling noise... I thought it was the pots and pans in the back of my car that I haven't unpacked since the move.... 1/4 mile later I hop on the highway and a minute later...... BAM, my car tries to fly off the road. I have a flat with a hole in my tire bigger than Juicy's dick.

I call the office and Puma comes out to help me.... right after he arrives, Erica (butrflied) and her sister were driving by on the way up to Orlando and pull over....so there are basically 5 of us and 3 cars on the side of the road and traffic came to a hault so all the asswads here in Florida can rubberneck at a tire being changed and back traffic up for miles. WHY do people do this?

Thats why traffic was so bad today here in Orlando.

Thanks a lot!

SilverBalls · 12-19-2003, 04:36 PM

Maybe you need your brains looking iinto.

angeleyes · 12-19-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by SilverBalls
Maybe you need your brains looking iinto.

Maybe you need to take your 14 posts and GFY

...and yes, I realize I typed "here" instead of "hear", but I waited too long to edit.

Loryn · 12-19-2003, 04:47 PM

It's because they were all looking at your HOT ASS mama!!!!

jhauser · 12-19-2003, 04:47 PM

Its cool that you had someone you can call... Sorry about having to sit alongside the road thats so irritating.. sigh

angeleyes · 12-19-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by jhauser
Its cool that you had someone you can call... Sorry about having to sit alongside the road thats so irritating.. sigh

The first thing I did was call the office and Puma (Jay) came riding to the rescue so I wasn't stuck there too long.... so Jay if you are reading this.... THANK YOU.

I owe you big time. I had never had a flat tire so I had no clue what to do. Him and butrflied were a tag-team pit crew..... They had it fixed in minutes. So, butrflied.... THANK YOU too even though you won't read this because you're on your way to Orlando.

Tala · 12-19-2003, 04:58 PM

Whoa. That happened to me today, too, only the truck stalled out and it was my husband driving. Wish the state trooper that called a tow truck had been something worth looking at.

Ice · 12-19-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes

He comes to me in my dreams.... it's a guido thing.

In your dreams huh? I see a new movie coming out....

Nightmare on Guido St

Tala · 12-19-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

In your dreams huh? I see a new movie coming out....

Nightmare on Guido St

baddog · 12-19-2003, 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ

In reality everyone was slowing down to check you out.

exactly

Juicy D. Links · 12-19-2003, 05:41 PM

I always cause traffic jams when i am wearing my wifebeater and have a sexy tan The women cant keep there eyes on the road

Ben-MensNiche · 12-19-2003, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
I get in my car after work and I'm driving along and I here a rattling noise... I thought it was the pots and pans in the back of my car that I haven't unpacked since the move.... 1/4 mile later I hop on the highway and a minute later...... BAM, my car tries to fly off the road. I have a flat with a hole in my tire bigger than Juicy's dick.

I'm surprised it deflated then :orglaugh

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I call the office and Puma comes out to help me.... right after he arrives, Erica (butrflied) and her sister were driving by on the way up to Orlando and pull over....so there are basically 5 of us and 3 cars on the side of the road and traffic came to a hault so all the asswads here in Florida can rubberneck at a tire being changed and back traffic up for miles. WHY do people do this?

That frequently pisses me off too...mostly though, I'm the one stuck in the tailback headbutting my horn, hehe

12-19-2003, 06:45 PM

You guys should have flashed your titties in series! Now THAT would have caused a jam!

pornguy · 12-19-2003, 06:49 PM

Ahhh the memories... There is no better feeling than causing your first traffic jam..

The next few are not as good, but when you hit about 10 traffic jams, you have gotten pretty good at it..

NBDesign · 12-19-2003, 07:13 PM

It was your angel eyes that cause it.

jimthefiend · 12-19-2003, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by iceicebaby

In your dreams huh? I see a new movie coming out....

Nightmare on Guido St

priceless

12-19-2003, 04:13 PM	#1
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	I caused my first traffic jam... I get in my car after work and I'm driving along and I here a rattling noise... I thought it was the pots and pans in the back of my car that I haven't unpacked since the move.... 1/4 mile later I hop on the highway and a minute later...... BAM, my car tries to fly off the road. I have a flat with a hole in my tire bigger than Juicy's dick. I call the office and Puma comes out to help me.... right after he arrives, Erica (butrflied) and her sister were driving by on the way up to Orlando and pull over....so there are basically 5 of us and 3 cars on the side of the road and traffic came to a hault so all the asswads here in Florida can rubberneck at a tire being changed and back traffic up for miles. WHY do people do this? __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

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12-19-2003, 04:33 PM	#9
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