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Joetanto · 12-16-2003, 11:57 AM

Contact my on icq at 229241693

I don't need people that are already busy or can;t read and continue other peoples code. please contact me asap

Stud Money · 12-16-2003, 11:59 AM

http://www.sourcecoding.com/quote.shtml

Shoot a quote request over and someone will get back to you

Joetanto · 12-16-2003, 12:48 PM

I am looking for someone to work in the lower teens per hour. please contact me

fuzebox · 12-16-2003, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
I am looking for someone to work in the lower teens per hour. please contact me

ThePornPusher · 12-16-2003, 12:51 PM

The lower teens?
Well, I just....

Might as well work at wendys!

StructureAndDesign · 12-16-2003, 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
I am looking for someone to work in the lower teens per hour. please contact me

Is that why you haven't found anyone yet?? Lol. Actually I only charge 9.50 per 1/10 hr!

Joetanto · 12-16-2003, 12:56 PM

This is why i don't hire college graduates. you think you should get 60 an hour just becuase you have a stupid piece of paper. I am looking for an employee to work with us and that is certainly a starting pay. you can either get working or sit around and dream of the days that you would get 60 an hour while eating your wendys becuase you only have 2.50 to your name

ThePornPusher · 12-16-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
This is why i don't hire college graduates. you think you should get 60 an hour just becuase you have a stupid piece of paper. I am looking for an employee to work with us and that is certainly a starting pay. you can either get working or sit around and dream of the days that you would get 60 an hour while eating your wendys becuase you only have 2.50 to your name

I never got my peice of paper! Maybe because I didn't go to college. But for a programmer, 15$ a hour is really nothing.

fuzebox · 12-16-2003, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
This is why i don't hire college graduates. you think you should get 60 an hour just becuase you have a stupid piece of paper. I am looking for an employee to work with us and that is certainly a starting pay. you can either get working or sit around and dream of the days that you would get 60 an hour while eating your wendys becuase you only have 2.50 to your name

College what?

So either you make "low teens" or you make $60/hr?

Who'd you put in charge of payroll?

Joetanto · 12-16-2003, 01:12 PM

you are missing the point, you ever seen that national lampoon movie? where the cousin is holding out for a management position for 3-4 years? If you were worth 40-50-60 an hour you would not be looking for people needing work on message boards

Nathan · 12-16-2003, 01:16 PM

You get what you pay for, its that easy....

If you think you need a php programmer for $15/hour, meaning 150 a day, meaning 600 a week, meaning less than 3000 a month, expect him to be either slow.

But also, on the other hand, a PHP programmer that thinks he can charge $60 or more per hour, should think again. Its unlikely he will be able to find a lot of work, at least not from this industry here.

Thats just my oppinion though. But of course there are PHP Programmers and there are PHP Programmers ;) Seen many many different "types" in the past 2 years.

JDog · 12-16-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
This is why i don't hire college graduates. you think you should get 60 an hour just becuase you have a stupid piece of paper. I am looking for an employee to work with us and that is certainly a starting pay. you can either get working or sit around and dream of the days that you would get 60 an hour while eating your wendys becuase you only have 2.50 to your name

Lower teens? Fuck that shit, if it's so fucking easy, you do it! I don't have any college degree, but I'm not making anywhere in the lower teens! Cheapscape!

jDoG

StuartD · 12-16-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Nathan

But also, on the other hand, a PHP programmer that thinks he can charge $60 or more per hour, should think again. Its unlikely he will be able to find a lot of work, at least not from this industry here.

Why not? I'm majorly swamped and thinking I'm gonna have to start charging more.

JDog · 12-16-2003, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
you are missing the point, you ever seen that national lampoon movie? where the cousin is holding out for a management position for 3-4 years? If you were worth 40-50-60 an hour you would not be looking for people needing work on message boards

But still you're not going to find anybody in the lower teens - THAT - knows their shit! I can put money on that, when I first started out with PHP I was making 20/hr - WHEN - I first started 3 yrs ago!

jDoG

Joetanto · 12-16-2003, 01:29 PM

then don;t work for me, I am sure there are plenty of programers out there that are doing jack shit that would like some work. COntact me and lets get this rolling

Stud Money · 12-16-2003, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
I am sure there are plenty of programers out there that are doing jack shit that would like some work. COntact me and lets get this rolling

Nobody seems to be contacting you?

Cant think why

GeXus · 12-16-2003, 01:34 PM

lol..

i charge $125/hour for design for some mainstream clients i have

Joetanto · 12-16-2003, 01:35 PM

a bunch of big ballers on here

JDog · 12-16-2003, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by Joetanto
a bunch of big ballers on here

Damn right, we all know our shit!

jDoG

Imageauction · 12-16-2003, 06:25 PM

When I was doing PHP and Cold Fustion contract programming I was charging $120 an hour. I know the market is depressed but not $15 an hour, forget that!

AdultNex · 12-16-2003, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by JDog

But still you're not going to find anybody in the lower teens - THAT - knows their shit! I can put money on that, when I first started out with PHP I was making 20/hr - WHEN - I first started 3 yrs ago!

jDoG

That was 3 years ago... Everyone and their dog knows PHP nowadays.

AdultNex · 12-16-2003, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by GeXus
lol..

i charge $125/hour for design for some mainstream clients i have

On average, how many hours do you charge your clients?

Btw, charging by the hour varies. I work very quickly, and therefore, must charge more than what my competitors do (about $175+/hr on mainstream design work). I'm very honest about what I quote on my clients, and would rather do what I do now instead of lying and saying I worked for 10 hours at $17.50/hr.

AdultKing · 12-16-2003, 08:09 PM

found anyone yet ?

no ? well I wonder why

sweet7 · 12-16-2003, 08:13 PM

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Fugly · 12-16-2003, 08:22 PM

I'll do it. Please send 100 hours advance pay to [email protected] and I'll get started right away.

I don't work weekends. Or Mondays. Sometimes I drink while I code. Sometimes I disappear for weeks at a time. I'm your man.

12-16-2003, 11:57 AM	#1
Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	PHP programmer Contact my on icq at 229241693 I don't need people that are already busy or can;t read and continue other peoples code. please contact me asap

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ThePornPusher Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Long Island,New York Posts: 1,823	The lower teens? Well, I just.... Might as well work at wendys! __________________

12-16-2003, 01:16 PM	#11
Nathan Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 3,108	You get what you pay for, its that easy.... If you think you need a php programmer for $15/hour, meaning 150 a day, meaning 600 a week, meaning less than 3000 a month, expect him to be either slow. But also, on the other hand, a PHP programmer that thinks he can charge $60 or more per hour, should think again. Its unlikely he will be able to find a lot of work, at least not from this industry here. Thats just my oppinion though. But of course there are PHP Programmers and there are PHP Programmers ;) Seen many many different "types" in the past 2 years. __________________ "Think about it a little more and you'll agree with me, because you're smart and I'm right." - Charlie Munger

12-16-2003, 01:34 PM	#17
GeXus Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Yo Mommas Pussy Posts: 3,320	lol.. i charge $125/hour for design for some mainstream clients i have __________________

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12-16-2003, 11:59 AM	#2
Stud Money So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Somewhere between my monitor and my chair Posts: 3,214	http://www.sourcecoding.com/quote.shtml Shoot a quote request over and someone will get back to you

12-16-2003, 12:48 PM	#3
Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	I am looking for someone to work in the lower teens per hour. please contact me

12-16-2003, 12:56 PM	#7
Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	This is why i don't hire college graduates. you think you should get 60 an hour just becuase you have a stupid piece of paper. I am looking for an employee to work with us and that is certainly a starting pay. you can either get working or sit around and dream of the days that you would get 60 an hour while eating your wendys becuase you only have 2.50 to your name

12-16-2003, 01:12 PM	#10
Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	you are missing the point, you ever seen that national lampoon movie? where the cousin is holding out for a management position for 3-4 years? If you were worth 40-50-60 an hour you would not be looking for people needing work on message boards

12-16-2003, 01:29 PM	#15
Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	then don;t work for me, I am sure there are plenty of programers out there that are doing jack shit that would like some work. COntact me and lets get this rolling

12-16-2003, 01:35 PM	#18
Joetanto So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: ICQ 306440898 Posts: 653	a bunch of big ballers on here

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AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,601	found anyone yet ? no ? well I wonder why

12-16-2003, 08:22 PM	#25
Fugly Registered User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 83	I'll do it. Please send 100 hours advance pay to [email protected] and I'll get started right away. I don't work weekends. Or Mondays. Sometimes I drink while I code. Sometimes I disappear for weeks at a time. I'm your man. __________________ www.fugly.com