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Old 12-04-2003, 05:28 PM   #1
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Difference between good sponsor and lazy ass sponsor...

Good sponsor:

Hi I need 10 descriptions for the following sites...(list of 10 sites)
can you do that for me please?

Sponsor: sure will be done by tomorow

24 hours late....

email from the sponsor with the description....

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Lazy sponsor:

Hi I need 10 descriptions for the following sites...(list of 10 sites)
can you do that for me please?

Sponsor: Sorry Im busy. Check out the tour if you want descriptions. We already give you free content and banners. This is where the webmaster need to be creative. I can't do personal work for you.

Me: actually thats exactly what you should do...but what do I know


Both sponsors are BIG sponsors... actually that one who gave me the descriptions is bigger than the other...
Ill not post the lazy ass sponsor's name... but the good sponsor Ill

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Old 12-04-2003, 05:30 PM   #2
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Old 12-04-2003, 05:32 PM   #3
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Difference between good webmaster and lazy ass webmasters...

Good webmaster:

Hmm, I think I will promote these sites. I wonder would it be hard to come up with 10 quick descriptions? Nope! I'll do that and be creative, since I know my traffic better than the sponsor anyways!

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Lazy webmaster:

WM: Hi, I need 10 descriptions for your sites because I don't know how to write them myself. I don't know what my traffic likes and having you do it is better than having me do. If you can't do it I'll move on and try to find a different sponsor that can rather than taking 5-10 min to write my own.

Both webmasters are BIG webmasters... actually that one who made his own descriptions is bigger than the other...
Ill not post the lazy ass webmaster's name... Good webmasters, love ya guys!
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Old 12-04-2003, 05:34 PM   #5
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Good! Should build some free sites with it, free sites rule...
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Na, I can understand where you are coming from. It's hard to be creative after awhile. We put that feature into our program, we have hundreds of desciptions right there ready to use in the webmasters area.
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Na, I can understand where you are coming from. It's hard to be creative after awhile. We put that feature into our program, we have hundreds of desciptions right there ready to use in the webmasters area.
Will you pull my underwear up in the morning for me too?
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I promote over 200 paysites...
fuck me how creative can I fucking be?
20 people making 10 descriptions each...
1 persion making 200 descriptions...
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I promote over 200 paysites...
fuck me how creative can I fucking be?
20 people making 10 descriptions each...
1 persion making 200 descriptions...
Give me your account name, I'd like to send you some free traffic, don't worry you don't have to make anything, I'll send it to a free hosted gallery that I promote on my site.. I'll even make the description for you. When people get in the members area I'll make sure to give you their email addy too.
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Difference between good webmaster and lazy ass webmasters...

Good webmaster:

Hmm, I think I will promote these sites. I wonder would it be hard to come up with 10 quick descriptions? Nope! I'll do that and be creative, since I know my traffic better than the sponsor anyways!

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Lazy webmaster:

WM: Hi, I need 10 descriptions for your sites because I don't know how to write them myself. I don't know what my traffic likes and having you do it is better than having me do. If you can't do it I'll move on and try to find a different sponsor that can rather than taking 5-10 min to write my own.

Both webmasters are BIG webmasters... actually that one who made his own descriptions is bigger than the other...
Ill not post the lazy ass webmaster's name... Good webmasters, love ya guys!

I think the account representative know a little bit more about the paysite than I do...

2nd its a new project so I don't have any traffic yet on that site... well have like 100 se hits /day but that doesn't count
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I promote over 200 paysites...
fuck me how creative can I fucking be?
20 people making 10 descriptions each...
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20 people making 10 descriptions? What about 100 affiliates each asking for 10 descriptions?
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Give me your account name, I'd like to send you some free traffic, don't worry you don't have to make anything, I'll send it to a free hosted gallery that I promote on my site.. I'll even make the description for you. When people get in the members area I'll make sure to give you their email addy too.
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20 people making 10 descriptions? What about 100 affiliates each asking for 10 descriptions?
GIVE THEM THE SAME FUCKING DESCRIPTIONS!?
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GIVE THEM THE SAME FUCKING DESCRIPTIONS!?
Ok I was being nice. What my post should have said was.......


20 people making 10 descriptions? What about 100 affiliates each asking for 10 descriptions, or any other ignorant ass job that doesn't even take half a brain to figure out? If reps. did what every lazy, stupid, and or clueless webmaster asked for the program owner would have to hire 100 reps just to earn their 2 shitty sales a fucking month. Why don't you get your head out of your ass, check out the actual product you are pawning off on other people, AND WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING DESCRIPTIONS. Or are you one of those people that sends customers anywhere that makes you money and doesn't give a shit if they get ripped off or lied to in the process?


Is that better? I can go on.
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Sponsor: Sorry Im busy. Check out the tour if you want descriptions. We already give you free content and banners. This is where the webmaster need to be creative. I can't do personal work for you.

Me: actually thats exactly what you should do...but what do I know
In the time you spent conversing with that sponsor, you could've written those 10 descriptions.
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Ok I was being nice. What my post should have said was.......


20 people making 10 descriptions? What about 100 affiliates each asking for 10 descriptions, or any other ignorant ass job that doesn't even take half a brain to figure out? If reps. did what every lazy, stupid, and or clueless webmaster asked for the program owner would have to hire 100 reps just to earn their 2 shitty sales a fucking month. Why don't you get your head out of your ass, check out the actual product you are pawning off on other people, AND WRITE YOUR OWN FUCKING DESCRIPTIONS. Or are you one of those people that sends customers anywhere that makes you money and doesn't give a shit if they get ripped off or lied to in the process?


Is that better? I can go on.
The answer to this question is yes.
Though all my sponsors are reliable.
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In the time you spent conversing with that sponsor, you could've written those 10 descriptions.
Exactly 2 min of conversation....
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Hi I need 10 descriptions for the following sites...(list of 10 sites)
can you do that for me please?

Sponsor: sure will be done by tomorow

24 hours late....

email from the sponsor with the description....

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Lazy sponsor:

Hi I need 10 descriptions for the following sites...(list of 10 sites)
can you do that for me please?

Sponsor: Sorry Im busy. Check out the tour if you want descriptions. We already give you free content and banners. This is where the webmaster need to be creative. I can't do personal work for you.

Me: actually thats exactly what you should do...but what do I know


Both sponsors are BIG sponsors... actually that one who gave me the descriptions is bigger than the other...
Ill not post the lazy ass sponsor's name... but the good sponsor Ill

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I see you are a real business man!

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