Monica Lewinsky:"I can't get a man" - GoFuckYourself.com

dj pussy · 11-20-2003, 10:24 PM

Monica Lewinsky, the former White House intern whose sexual relationship with ex-President Bill Clinton led to his impeachment, is now bellowing the fact that she has man trouble.

Lewinsky: Please like me (courtesy: BBC News)

In an interview in the December issue of Gentleman's Quarterly magazine, the 30-year-old laments the difficulty she's had in dating men.

While she says she's gone out with a number of people, she admits it's a hefty task for gents to get over her troubled past.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told GQ.

And Monica admits she gets frustrated when men are not as responsive to her romantically as she'd like.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

xanx · 11-20-2003, 10:26 PM

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whose sexual relationship with ex-President Bill Clinton led to his impeachment,

The Truth Hurts · 11-20-2003, 10:28 PM

i'd let her blow me.

Space Puppy · 11-20-2003, 10:40 PM

shes damaged goods thats why.

would you really want to go out with the women who fucked the most powerful guy in the US?

i use the term fucked in all meanings of the word btw

Tofu · 11-20-2003, 10:41 PM

I would date her. And fuck the shit out of her!

SL|M! · 11-20-2003, 10:42 PM

for a fat chick she is pretty fuckable

goBigtime · 11-20-2003, 10:42 PM

... would you MARRY her?

That girl is screwed. At least if a girl is humiliated or exposed / thought of as the town whore in a small town, she can move to somewhere shes not known.

Can you imagine bringing her home to your parents? Hey mom... this is my new GF Monica Lewinsky... umm.. yeah... THAT monica.

triumph · 11-20-2003, 10:43 PM

Clinton was impeeched? get a life moron, before you make stupid comments.

evilregis · 11-20-2003, 10:43 PM

...being an ugly ass skank doesn't help either. knobgobbling clinton is just one piece of that nasty puzzle.

Evil1 · 11-20-2003, 10:46 PM

She shouldnt be having problems, the entire planet knows she gives head

TheJimmy · 11-20-2003, 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
She shouldnt be having problems, the entire planet knows she gives head

...and likes to hold onto jizz stained clothing...

wonder if she's into fishhooks...

hmmm

Odin88 · 11-20-2003, 11:02 PM

Has she seen herself in a mirror?

theking · 11-20-2003, 11:38 PM

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Originally posted by triumph
Clinton was impeeched? get a life moron, before you make stupid comments.

Yes...President Clinton was impeached...and what was it you said about stupid comments?

liquidmoe · 11-20-2003, 11:43 PM

Cum stained clothes... does she spit or swallow, why didnt the Grand Jury find out?!

Phoenix66 · 11-20-2003, 11:47 PM

The bitch knew what she's doing when she was suing the president. She wanted money and celebrity. She got them. Now the consequences came. If she was that stupid to do not understand what that may end with, then it's her problem. Everything in this world has its price and its dark side.

DarkBob · 11-20-2003, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by SL|M!
for a fat chick she is pretty fuckable

I agree

$5 submissions · 11-20-2003, 11:50 PM

I mean it's one thing to have a "past" but Monica's past has a capital "P"--it's THE Past. Talk about a past, having an affair with a US President that resulted in the second impeachment in US History.

eRock · 11-20-2003, 11:51 PM

Now she's a REAL lady.

I wouldn't touch that filthy fat slut w/ a 10 foot pole...

theking · 11-21-2003, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by Phoenix66
The bitch knew what she's doing when she was suing the president. She wanted money and celebrity. She got them. Now the consequences came. If she was that stupid to do not understand what that may end with, then it's her problem. Everything in this world has its price and its dark side.

Monica did not sue the President...and she did not seek money or celebrity...so who is the stupid one here?

eRock · 11-21-2003, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by triumph
Clinton was impeeched? get a life moron, before you make stupid comments.

Hello? Where have you been?

DarkJedi · 11-21-2003, 01:16 AM

no shit !
she's fat

SomeCreep · 11-21-2003, 01:18 AM

Any guy that dates her knows for sure he's at least going to get his dick sucked.

hottoddy · 11-21-2003, 01:23 AM

OMG !

How many dumbfucks above announced Clinton wasn't impeached? Unbelievable.

Adulter · 11-21-2003, 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1
She shouldnt be having problems, the entire planet knows she gives head

pamphage · 11-21-2003, 01:29 AM

it's total BS. she just likes the PLOM attitude and all the attention it affords her. she's wooed by dorkus millionairs all the time i'm sure.

evilregis · 11-21-2003, 01:33 AM

I'm trying to decide what is funnier... Monica wondering why she can't get a date, or how many ppl weren't aware that Clinton was impeached. Unbelievable.

avion · 11-21-2003, 01:37 AM

she is uuuugly! what does she expect?!

Smokey The Bear · 11-21-2003, 01:42 AM

I wouldnt let her blow me, but i might jab a few cigars up her snatch.

Libertine · 11-21-2003, 06:31 AM

I'd fuck her.

Hell, I imagine nothing boosts your ego like a girl saying "You're a better fuck than the former leader of the free world"

Paul -C- · 11-21-2003, 07:00 AM

She needs to lose some weight

CDSmith · 11-21-2003, 07:08 AM

In a "Guess which headline is real" contest on the radio this morning, one of the fake ones was: "Monica L. can't find a man, gets engaged to her showerhead"

Hue G. Pness · 11-21-2003, 07:48 AM

She's probably being too pickey as well figuring here infoumous reputation will allow her to date out of her league. Probably only wants to go out with rich/famous dudes and none of them wants shit all to do with her.

eroswebmaster · 11-21-2003, 07:54 AM

I wouldn't touch that pussy with SexEd's dick.

TheLegacy · 11-21-2003, 08:15 AM

who knows where that mouth has been??

oh yeah.. sorry

chodadog · 11-21-2003, 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by triumph
Clinton was impeeched? get a life moron, before you make stupid comments.

I have this strange feeling you're going to feel incredibly stupid in the very near future.

myjah · 11-21-2003, 09:06 AM

she's lost weight and looks ALOT better (i think). i also think there are plenty of loser guys out there that would get with her, but apparently she only wants guys who are unavailable to her.

hornycash · 11-21-2003, 09:07 AM

Rinaldo · 11-21-2003, 09:08 AM

awwwwwwwwwwwww poor Whore

jimthefiend · 11-21-2003, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by triumph
Clinton was impeeched? get a life moron, before you make stupid comments.

Yeah he technically WAS mr. smarty pants guy

TheLegacy · 11-21-2003, 09:11 AM

Monica - why does it seem like all the good ones are taken??

loverboy · 11-21-2003, 09:19 AM

her figure speaks for itself, no doubt no one wants to date her.

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dj pussy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: google Posts: 1,440	Monica Lewinsky:"I can't get a man" Monica Lewinsky, the former White House intern whose sexual relationship with ex-President Bill Clinton led to his impeachment, is now bellowing the fact that she has man trouble. Lewinsky: Please like me (courtesy: BBC News) In an interview in the December issue of Gentleman's Quarterly magazine, the 30-year-old laments the difficulty she's had in dating men. While she says she's gone out with a number of people, she admits it's a hefty task for gents to get over her troubled past. "If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Lewinsky told GQ. And Monica admits she gets frustrated when men are not as responsive to her romantically as she'd like. "The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!"'

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Space Puppy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 817	shes damaged goods thats why. would you really want to go out with the women who fucked the most powerful guy in the US? i use the term fucked in all meanings of the word btw

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goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	... would you MARRY her? That girl is screwed. At least if a girl is humiliated or exposed / thought of as the town whore in a small town, she can move to somewhere shes not known. Can you imagine bringing her home to your parents? Hey mom... this is my new GF Monica Lewinsky... umm.. yeah... THAT monica.

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