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Dawgy · 10-21-2003, 01:33 PM

my phone just rang, here's how it went:

AssClown: Hi is (me) there?
Me: This is him
AssClown: Yes I am getting in touch with all the new registrants.
Me: New registrants of what
AssClown: New registrants
Me: Of?
AssClown: You recently registered (domain)
Me: Yeah
AssClown: We would like to help you develop that site
Me: How so
AssClown: We can offer you a great deal on hosting
Me: I have hosting
AssClown: Are they giving you the best deal
Me: Yes
AssClown: How do you know, I haven't told you our specials
Me: That's true
AssClown: So what do you have planned for (domain)
Me: Well, i'm going to build a porn site featuring young latin boys jerking off, sucking each other, fucking, maybe some afterschool orgy stuff. Lots of boy juice spilling over their smooth tan bodies. Some might be getting fucked by their dads, uncles or even grandads. We're looking into some donkeys too but PETA is really riding my ass on that one. No pun intended.
AssClown: (slience)
Me: The site will have a lot of video on it, what kind of deal can you make me on a per mbit basis?
AssClown: I'm not sure we can host such a site.
Me: Well you called me. Did you even read the domain name before you called me? I mean what else could I do with it besides sell porn?
AssClown: I'm not sure. We allow adult sites, but I don't think the animal stuff is allowed. And your models have to be over 18.
Me: I never said my models were under 18, and im pretty sure the donkey is over 18 but i'll have to get his id.
AssClown: Now you're just being silly.
Me: Well I dont appreciate you taking time out of my work to phone spam me.
AssClown: I'm sorry, have a good day.
Me: No problem. Say, how old are you? Are you latin?
AssClown: (click)

lol... some idiot from 'Gibralter Data' is how it showed up on the caller ID. what i cant wait to see is how many more times they call me. aparently theyre trolling the new domains list, and ive been registering like crazy latey.

Mateo1721 · 10-21-2003, 01:38 PM

xenigo · 10-21-2003, 01:40 PM

Classic, absolutely classic. I've had a similar conversation with the City of Rocklin calling me to congratulate me on starting my own business. They were trying to invite me to a Chamber of Commerce meeting. LOL

SpaceAce · 10-21-2003, 01:41 PM

Haha, did you really ask how old he was and if he was Latin?

SpaceAce

Dawgy · 10-21-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
Haha, did you really ask how old he was and if he was Latin?

SpaceAce

yup. always lookin for new models u know.

beemk · 10-21-2003, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
Me: I never said my models were under 18, and im pretty sure the donkey is over 18 but i'll have to get his id.

JDog · 10-21-2003, 01:45 PM

That's fucking classic man! That's funnier than hell! I'll have to keep that in mind, if they start to call me!

jDoG

BRISK · 10-21-2003, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
im pretty sure the donkey is over 18 but i'll have to get his id.

feN · 10-21-2003, 01:45 PM

hahahaha, thats great !

johnbosh · 10-21-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Some might be getting fucked by their dads, uncles or even grandads

AaronM · 10-21-2003, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
lol... some idiot from 'Gibralter Data' is how it showed up on the caller ID. what i cant wait to see is how many more times they call me. aparently theyre trolling the new domains list, and ive been registering like crazy latey.

Post the phone number from the caller ID. I want to have some fun.

Ozzymosis1 · 10-21-2003, 01:51 PM

Brad-Wishing · 10-21-2003, 01:57 PM

This is the funniest thread I have read on GFY in probably a month. ROFL.

EDIT: Yeah we need to call the place, post the number.

"Yes, hi there. I was called by one of your telemarketers. He asked me to call back?"
- "He did? Do you remember his name?"
"No, but he is over 18 and a latin guy. Said he likes the whole getting naked and jerking off animals thing."

Niko · 10-21-2003, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dawgy
and im pretty sure the donkey is over 18 but i'll have to get his id.

LOL

Dawgy · 10-21-2003, 02:37 PM

sorry bro already cleared out caller id history.

ive registered like 20 domains in the last 2 weeks so im sure i'll hear from them again.

NetRodent · 10-21-2003, 03:21 PM

That's hilarious!

Adultnet · 10-21-2003, 03:51 PM

budz · 10-21-2003, 03:51 PM

lmao! that's great

jimmyf · 10-21-2003, 04:25 PM

2 funny

10-21-2003, 01:33 PM	#1
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	damn registrar trolls my phone just rang, here's how it went: AssClown: Hi is (me) there? Me: This is him AssClown: Yes I am getting in touch with all the new registrants. Me: New registrants of what AssClown: New registrants Me: Of? AssClown: You recently registered (domain) Me: Yeah AssClown: We would like to help you develop that site Me: How so AssClown: We can offer you a great deal on hosting Me: I have hosting AssClown: Are they giving you the best deal Me: Yes AssClown: How do you know, I haven't told you our specials Me: That's true AssClown: So what do you have planned for (domain) Me: Well, i'm going to build a porn site featuring young latin boys jerking off, sucking each other, fucking, maybe some afterschool orgy stuff. Lots of boy juice spilling over their smooth tan bodies. Some might be getting fucked by their dads, uncles or even grandads. We're looking into some donkeys too but PETA is really riding my ass on that one. No pun intended. AssClown: (slience) Me: The site will have a lot of video on it, what kind of deal can you make me on a per mbit basis? AssClown: I'm not sure we can host such a site. Me: Well you called me. Did you even read the domain name before you called me? I mean what else could I do with it besides sell porn? AssClown: I'm not sure. We allow adult sites, but I don't think the animal stuff is allowed. And your models have to be over 18. Me: I never said my models were under 18, and im pretty sure the donkey is over 18 but i'll have to get his id. AssClown: Now you're just being silly. Me: Well I dont appreciate you taking time out of my work to phone spam me. AssClown: I'm sorry, have a good day. Me: No problem. Say, how old are you? Are you latin? AssClown: (click) lol... some idiot from 'Gibralter Data' is how it showed up on the caller ID. what i cant wait to see is how many more times they call me. aparently theyre trolling the new domains list, and ive been registering like crazy latey. __________________ the revolution is coming.

10-21-2003, 01:45 PM	#7
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10-21-2003, 01:57 PM	#13
Brad-Wishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 2,415	This is the funniest thread I have read on GFY in probably a month. ROFL. EDIT: Yeah we need to call the place, post the number. "Yes, hi there. I was called by one of your telemarketers. He asked me to call back?" - "He did? Do you remember his name?" "No, but he is over 18 and a latin guy. Said he likes the whole getting naked and jerking off animals thing." __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Last edited by Brad-Wishing; 10-21-2003 at 01:59 PM..

10-21-2003, 02:37 PM	#15
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	sorry bro already cleared out caller id history. ive registered like 20 domains in the last 2 weeks so im sure i'll hear from them again. __________________ the revolution is coming.

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10-21-2003, 01:40 PM	#3
xenigo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oakland, CA Posts: 8,067	Classic, absolutely classic. I've had a similar conversation with the City of Rocklin calling me to congratulate me on starting my own business. They were trying to invite me to a Chamber of Commerce meeting. LOL

10-21-2003, 01:41 PM	#4
SpaceAce Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Magrathea Posts: 6,493	Haha, did you really ask how old he was and if he was Latin? SpaceAce

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