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market4s · 10-16-2003, 09:07 AM

Well... Honestly at this point I'm about to say screw it and call it a day already. Here's what happened...

7:00am I wake up to go to the gym and do 1/2 hour of cardio, but on the way out of bed I plant my foot in a nice BIG... no, HUGE pile of doggy diarrhea. GREAT! Ok, so after cleaning up the mess and washing the crap from between my toes I shake the whole ordeal off and head to the gym.

My workout was great, aside from the fact that I wanted to hurl due to my earlier experience... Anyway, I get back to my place, take a shower, and am about to eat breakfast when my girlfriend informs me that there is another little pile of goodness waiting by the door. My dog was sick... real sick.. she got into something yesterday that upset her stomach badly. Ok.. back to pile #2... I had just finished taking my shower and was clean and ready to go to the office so I asked my girlfriend of 3 years if she would help me out and clean this small pile up. She hadn't showered yet and I thought this was a reasonable request. She refused. Gave me some line about "when we have kids, she's going to be the one cleaning everything up... bla bla bla..." I snapped... this resulted in me calling her everything in the book. I know... I know... not good. But shit! I was already running late and she just wouldn't help because she didn't feel like it.

So, after cleaning up pile #2, I made a few more upset remarks towards my girlfriend and took my dog and left for work.( i bring my dog to the office everyday). Soooooooo..... after siting in traffic for some time I look over at my pooch and wouldn't you know it. MORE diarrhea! Only this time all over the passenger seat of my bmw! AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally I get into work, take my dog inside, and grab as many cleaning supply's as I can find. For the next hour or so I cleaned shit out of the cracks of EVERYTHING! I nearly lost my breakfast. So, now all said and done I'm starting my day an hour late and with a whole hell of a morning behind me. Best part is when I get home I'm going to have to face my lazy inconsiderate f'n girlfriend again. I seriously wish I could start this whole day over.

The Heron · 10-16-2003, 09:09 AM

Your not real bright are you? Doggy pooped once, you put it outside on a leash and leave it there until it's empty don't carry it around with you dumbass.

Adult Site Traffic · 10-16-2003, 09:11 AM

First of all, it's your dog.

I don't clean up after the cat.

Second of all, if your dog was shitting all over, why did you put it in the Beemer this morning instead of the back yard?

Eric · 10-16-2003, 09:11 AM

Runny Doggie Dookie... YUM!!!

But seriously man. You had to describe the part where you cleaned it between the toes...GROSS!

Babaganoosh · 10-16-2003, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by The Heron
Your not real bright are you?

doober · 10-16-2003, 09:14 AM

what he said

JMM · 10-16-2003, 09:16 AM

Shit Happens.

KRL · 10-16-2003, 09:17 AM

Leaving a dog alone that has diahhria is asking for problems. Once you know they are sick they need to be confined and preferably with a hard surface floor, so its easy to clean up and you won't ruin your carpets.

Putting a sick dog in a car is also not smart. Again you're just asking for it.

vicki · 10-16-2003, 09:17 AM

two quick tips hon

#1 send flowers and on the card put this: "i'm an ass and I ordered your favorite dinner to be delivered"

#2 go to the nearest pets mart and buy doggie diapers if you don't want to continue cleaning the poo

lol
*hugs*

all of a sudden my days seems rosey!

DarkJedi · 10-16-2003, 09:22 AM

dump your bitch

WebTitan · 10-16-2003, 09:24 AM

wow...made my day sound great! Thanks!

market4s · 10-16-2003, 09:27 AM

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Originally posted by Adult Site Traffic
First of all, it's your dog.

I don't clean up after the cat.

Second of all, if your dog was shitting all over, why did you put it in the Beemer this morning instead of the back yard?

The dog belongs to both of us. I didn't leave her at home because I couldn't. We have people coming out to work on the house and my dog isn't very friendly with strangers.

Secondly, she's a small dog (25lbs) and had shit 2 times before I left for work. In addition, I walked her another 15 min before putting her in my car, and she HAD gone to the bathroom 2 more times! I seriously thought she was on empty.

I've had dogs all my life, and I know this stuff happens. I'm not mad at her. I'm just bitchin because anything and everything that could have gone wrong this morning did.

As for the comments about me being "not too bright"... bring it fucker!

Shok · 10-16-2003, 09:28 AM

I'll give you 10 bucks for the dog and 15 for the girlfriend, if she's hot

Katlicious72 · 10-16-2003, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by JMM
Shit Happens.

hyatla · 10-16-2003, 09:59 AM

shitty day. not that bad if you compare to commuters in LA. Those stupid, greedy, shitty bus workers are on strike... Hope they all get fired.

FATPad · 10-16-2003, 10:01 AM

When my dog is sick I throw him in the car and go for bumpy rides. I even swirve extra to get his tummy going again.

GeXus · 10-16-2003, 10:03 AM

Your girlfriend sounds like a pain in the ass

Brad-Wishing · 10-16-2003, 10:04 AM

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.

JSA Matt · 10-16-2003, 10:04 AM

You should kick the dog a couple times, that will teach him.

Gabriel · 10-16-2003, 10:10 AM

Lose the dog and girlfriend. Are the seats in your BMW perforated?

Gemini · 10-16-2003, 10:22 AM

I'd sooner clean the carpet rather than try and clean a dawgs butt after it had a diaper on squishing the runs all over.

12clicks · 10-16-2003, 10:57 AM

imagine the nature smell of this guys house if his first clue to dog shit next to his bed is stepping in it.

Tala · 10-16-2003, 11:05 AM

Okay. Here's my question: Why didn't you take the dog to the vet? Do you know what it got into? If you don't, then how do you that's what's wrong? If your child were having a morning of lotsa trots, wouldn't you call his doctor?

Confine him to a small space until the poor thing gets better. As for your girlfriend, I'd've done more than read her the riot act. I'd've told her if she's not going to help clean it up, the least her lazy ass can do is call the vet and make an emergency appointment. If she refused to do that, then she's not going to need car or money or anything else. Either do her share or get the hell out of the way and don't ask me or a goddamn thing all day.

I'm just a bitch like that, though, especially when it comes to my critters.

Chris · 10-16-2003, 11:13 AM

thats why you dont own a dog

now is the dog shittin all over the office?

market4s · 10-16-2003, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by JupZChris

now is the dog shittin all over the office?

lol, no. Her movements have passed. Not to mention I've been taking her out every 20 min just in case.

On a good note, my girl and I made up and we decided to go get dinner and drinks tonight to celibrate this mornings stupidity!

Stud Money · 10-16-2003, 12:10 PM

Hershey Squirts are the best

msg · 10-16-2003, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
imagine the nature smell of this guys house if his first clue to dog shit next to his bed is stepping in it.

GrimShawn · 10-16-2003, 01:16 PM

That's to much to read, if you can't say it within two sentences it's not worth reading

sherie · 10-16-2003, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
imagine the nature smell of this guys house if his first clue to dog shit next to his bed is stepping in it.

No spankU!

Why · 10-16-2003, 01:22 PM

go the fuck back to be man, when you step id dogshit getting out of bed, just call your boss. and tell him your gonna take the day off.

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market4s Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Earth.... I think? Posts: 243	Bad Morning.... REALLY FUCKING BAD!!! Well... Honestly at this point I'm about to say screw it and call it a day already. Here's what happened... 7:00am I wake up to go to the gym and do 1/2 hour of cardio, but on the way out of bed I plant my foot in a nice BIG... no, HUGE pile of doggy diarrhea. GREAT! Ok, so after cleaning up the mess and washing the crap from between my toes I shake the whole ordeal off and head to the gym. My workout was great, aside from the fact that I wanted to hurl due to my earlier experience... Anyway, I get back to my place, take a shower, and am about to eat breakfast when my girlfriend informs me that there is another little pile of goodness waiting by the door. My dog was sick... real sick.. she got into something yesterday that upset her stomach badly. Ok.. back to pile #2... I had just finished taking my shower and was clean and ready to go to the office so I asked my girlfriend of 3 years if she would help me out and clean this small pile up. She hadn't showered yet and I thought this was a reasonable request. She refused. Gave me some line about "when we have kids, she's going to be the one cleaning everything up... bla bla bla..." I snapped... this resulted in me calling her everything in the book. I know... I know... not good. But shit! I was already running late and she just wouldn't help because she didn't feel like it. So, after cleaning up pile #2, I made a few more upset remarks towards my girlfriend and took my dog and left for work.( i bring my dog to the office everyday). Soooooooo..... after siting in traffic for some time I look over at my pooch and wouldn't you know it. MORE diarrhea! Only this time all over the passenger seat of my bmw! AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally I get into work, take my dog inside, and grab as many cleaning supply's as I can find. For the next hour or so I cleaned shit out of the cracks of EVERYTHING! I nearly lost my breakfast. So, now all said and done I'm starting my day an hour late and with a whole hell of a morning behind me. Best part is when I get home I'm going to have to face my lazy inconsiderate f'n girlfriend again. I seriously wish I could start this whole day over. __________________ DreamerCafe.com

10-16-2003, 09:09 AM	#2
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10-16-2003, 11:05 AM	#23
Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Okay. Here's my question: Why didn't you take the dog to the vet? Do you know what it got into? If you don't, then how do you that's what's wrong? If your child were having a morning of lotsa trots, wouldn't you call his doctor? Confine him to a small space until the poor thing gets better. As for your girlfriend, I'd've done more than read her the riot act. I'd've told her if she's not going to help clean it up, the least her lazy ass can do is call the vet and make an emergency appointment. If she refused to do that, then she's not going to need car or money or anything else. Either do her share or get the hell out of the way and don't ask me or a goddamn thing all day. I'm just a bitch like that, though, especially when it comes to my critters. __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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10-16-2003, 01:22 PM	#30
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	go the fuck back to be man, when you step id dogshit getting out of bed, just call your boss. and tell him your gonna take the day off.