What if Microsoft Made a Car - GoFuckYourself.com

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:25 AM

Bill gates said "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industy has, we would be driving $25 cars and get 1000 miles to the gallon"

in response to this General motors issued a press release stating the follows:
If gM had developed technology liek microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day

2) Every time they repainted the lines on the roa you would have to buy a new car

3) Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason and you would just accept this, restart and drive on

4) occassionaly executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart in which case you would have to reinstall the engine

5) Only one persona at a time could use the car unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT" But then you would have to buy more seats

6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would only work on 5 per cent of the roads

7) the oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights woudl be replaced by a single general car default warning light

8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size ass

9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off

10) Occasionally for no reason at all, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna

11) GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidairy) even though they neither need them nor want them, attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the cards performance to diminish by 50percept or more. Moreover GM would become a target for investigation by the justice department

12) Every time GM introduced a new model car, buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car

13) youd pres the start button to shut off the engine

BRISK · 08-14-2003, 04:28 AM

I read that about 5 years ago

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:28 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:30 AM

synikal
a) you suck your moms penis
b) you get fucked by brisk's clit

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:31 AM

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Snake Doctor · 08-14-2003, 04:32 AM

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:33 AM

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SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:33 AM

Nah you got your underage set of girls to rape tonite ?

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:37 AM

i wish i had the olsen twins

but back to the insult:
FUCK YOU

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:39 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:40 AM

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im sorry DID I SAY MICKAL

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:40 AM

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you know im telling the truth
You fucking pervert

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:41 AM

HEY

RAPE IS FREE!

ATleast i dont pay for sex

Roald · 08-14-2003, 04:41 AM

Wasn't that a reply from General Motors on something bill gates said about the development of cars?

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:41 AM

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SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:43 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:45 AM

you run a child porn site on their box

broke · 08-14-2003, 04:45 AM

It's mildly amusing to watch two retards argue.

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:47 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:47 AM

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Rich · 08-14-2003, 04:48 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 04:48 AM

You run a child porn site its called

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Kapitan Ivanov · 08-14-2003, 04:57 AM

Hey listen, you signature spamming fuckcakes, get the fuck off the forum with your miniature version of the 'special' olympics OK?

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kapitan Ivanov
Hey listen, you signature spamming fuckcakes, get the fuck off the forum with your miniature version of the 'special' olympics OK?

STFU you stupid bastard

404 · 08-14-2003, 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by broke
It's mildly amusing to watch two retards argue.

i say synakil is the bigger dick. a poll perhaps?

SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 05:03 AM

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404 · 08-14-2003, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SYNIKAL
its Synikal Bitch...

this might be the word you're after in fact. it's certainly apt:

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if you choose to use our language then please don't abuse it.
thanks.

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 05:15 AM

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SYNIKAL · 08-14-2003, 05:23 AM

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IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-14-2003, 05:25 AM

butt head

08-14-2003, 04:25 AM	#1
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	What if Microsoft Made a Car Bill gates said "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industy has, we would be driving $25 cars and get 1000 miles to the gallon" in response to this General motors issued a press release stating the follows: If gM had developed technology liek microsoft we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics: 1) For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day 2) Every time they repainted the lines on the roa you would have to buy a new car 3) Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason and you would just accept this, restart and drive on 4) occassionaly executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart in which case you would have to reinstall the engine 5) Only one persona at a time could use the car unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT" But then you would have to buy more seats 6) Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable five times as fast and twice as easy to drive but would only work on 5 per cent of the roads 7) the oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights woudl be replaced by a single general car default warning light 8) New seats would force everyone to have the same size ass 9) The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off 10) Occasionally for no reason at all, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna 11) GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidairy) even though they neither need them nor want them, attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the cards performance to diminish by 50percept or more. Moreover GM would become a target for investigation by the justice department 12) Every time GM introduced a new model car, buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car 13) youd pres the start button to shut off the engine

08-14-2003, 04:28 AM	#2
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08-14-2003, 04:33 AM	#7
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	no thanks i dont fuck my own barbies like you do you meat eater

08-14-2003, 04:37 AM	#9
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	i wish i had the olsen twins but back to the insult: FUCK YOU

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