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hybrid · 06-07-2003, 01:19 AM

I have the formula:

TK = CFe + ZPE - SD - E+

Wherein:

TK is Telekinesis. The ability to cause at a distance by cerebral-generated motive power the movement of matter or energy. "Motive power" refers to an emission or projection from the brain that acts upon or interacts with the atoms of a distant surface causing an effect of repulsion or attraction.

CFe is Cerebro Iron. Sufficient circulating iron in the brain and stored iron in the skull's bone marrow. The role of iron is essential, but further research into other factors is needed, as iron may possibly only work in conjunction with, and possibly only in genetically predisposed individuals who have, unusual magnetite deposits in the brain or in the ethmoid bone between the eyes, or perhaps a one-in-a-million chance formation of blood vessels and nerve cells in just the right place in the brain, in which an environment exists for an enhanced capacity to generate extra energy involving the presence of circulating or stored iron.

The fact is, when iron levels went down in my body, gradually to nearly half what they once were, the ability to perform telekinesis left me. Everything else on my blood tests remained essentially unchanged from previous tests (expected minor normal variations). In 1989, when I had the ability, my serum iron level measured 166 micrograms per deciliter, which is high end of normal range. On the last blood test I had in 2002, at a time when I no longer had the ability or it was too low to detect, it was just 90. That represents a 45.8% loss of the iron in my blood.

ZPE is Zero Point Emotions. The mental trigger. No will power or imagination is involved, both of which consume brain energy. The usual response time for the emission of energy is between five to twenty seconds after achieving this state of mind. This is a learned process. Highly sensitive laboratory equipment can be used to detect very low-level telekinesis.

SD is No Sleep Deprivation, which inhibits mental functioning.

E+ is No excessive level of vitamin E in the body. Vitamin E systemically protects the body from excess iron and can make it difficult to absorb and raise iron levels. The body requires a certain amount of vitamin E naturally, so what is discussed here is an excess, such as acquired through the taking of supplements.

SpaceAce · 06-07-2003, 01:21 AM

Why are we quoting Conrad?

SpaceAce

Machete_ · 06-07-2003, 01:22 AM

If you want to move something - just kick it or call the slave-******

mule · 06-07-2003, 01:22 AM

There is no spoon

hybrid · 06-07-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Why are we quoting Conrad?

SpaceAce

MetaMan · 06-07-2003, 01:22 AM

how about this formula:

H + H + N + B = I

Hybrid as in u
H as in has
N which is no
Brains missing something
equals idiot once again as in u

hybrid · 06-07-2003, 01:27 AM

Quote:

how about this formula:

H + H + N + B = I

Hybrid as in u
H as in has
N which is no
Brains missing something
equals idiot once again as in u

Would'nt it have been easier just to call me stupid?

MetaMan · 06-07-2003, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid

Would'nt it have been easier just to call me stupid?

no i want to put u down and make myself sound intelligent at the same time so people like me.

all good fun

graphicdude · 06-07-2003, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hybrid

Would'nt it have been easier just to call me stupid?

Umm Ok U R Stoopid

Why not move objects with Electricity

Speaking of SD I should be in bed by now

06-07-2003, 01:19 AM	#1
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	I can now move things with my mind I have the formula: TK = CFe + ZPE - SD - E+ Wherein: TK is Telekinesis. The ability to cause at a distance by cerebral-generated motive power the movement of matter or energy. "Motive power" refers to an emission or projection from the brain that acts upon or interacts with the atoms of a distant surface causing an effect of repulsion or attraction. CFe is Cerebro Iron. Sufficient circulating iron in the brain and stored iron in the skull's bone marrow. The role of iron is essential, but further research into other factors is needed, as iron may possibly only work in conjunction with, and possibly only in genetically predisposed individuals who have, unusual magnetite deposits in the brain or in the ethmoid bone between the eyes, or perhaps a one-in-a-million chance formation of blood vessels and nerve cells in just the right place in the brain, in which an environment exists for an enhanced capacity to generate extra energy involving the presence of circulating or stored iron. The fact is, when iron levels went down in my body, gradually to nearly half what they once were, the ability to perform telekinesis left me. Everything else on my blood tests remained essentially unchanged from previous tests (expected minor normal variations). In 1989, when I had the ability, my serum iron level measured 166 micrograms per deciliter, which is high end of normal range. On the last blood test I had in 2002, at a time when I no longer had the ability or it was too low to detect, it was just 90. That represents a 45.8% loss of the iron in my blood. ZPE is Zero Point Emotions. The mental trigger. No will power or imagination is involved, both of which consume brain energy. The usual response time for the emission of energy is between five to twenty seconds after achieving this state of mind. This is a learned process. Highly sensitive laboratory equipment can be used to detect very low-level telekinesis. SD is No Sleep Deprivation, which inhibits mental functioning. E+ is No excessive level of vitamin E in the body. Vitamin E systemically protects the body from excess iron and can make it difficult to absorb and raise iron levels. The body requires a certain amount of vitamin E naturally, so what is discussed here is an excess, such as acquired through the taking of supplements.

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	how about this formula: H + H + N + B = I Hybrid as in u H as in has N which is no Brains missing something equals idiot once again as in u