theking

There was a man who computed his taxes for 1997 and found that he
owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:

Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 1997 Tax Return & payment. Please take note of the
attached article from the USA Today newspaper. In the article,
you will see that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and
NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

Please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six
hammers (value $1029).

This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the
overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the 'Presidential Election
Fund', as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the
above mentioned fund a '1.5 inch screw'. (See attached article -
HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

__________________
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jasonir

Funny.