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just a punk · 12-29-2021, 12:37 PM

You Americans are strange... Just bought your lighter and a bit confused now... Why do you tell me that I can't give Zippo to children with a condom on the head?

Rochard · 12-29-2021, 12:49 PM

It means don't give lighters to children who might be tempted to set things on fire.

CurrentlySober · 12-29-2021, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

It means don't give lighters to children who might be tempted to set things on fire.

But its OK to give them to children who WONT be tempted? Kids without any hands for example?

Rochard · 12-29-2021, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

But its OK to give them to children who WONT be tempted? Kids without any hands for example?

Why would you give a lighter to a kid with no hands? They wouldn't be able to use it.

CurrentlySober · 12-29-2021, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Why would you give a lighter to a kid with no hands? They wouldn't be able to use it.

So you WANT kids to set stuff on fire???

just a punk · 12-29-2021, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

So you WANT kids to set stuff on fire???

When I was a kid. Actually not just a kid, but a very little kid (about 3-5 years old maybe), I was a real pyromaniac. Still wonder how it happened that I haven't burned out our apartments...

blackmonsters · 12-29-2021, 01:29 PM

That's not a condom.
In America the baby is born with umbilical cord on top of head.

just a punk · 12-29-2021, 01:36 PM

BTW, what do you guys think about modern techs? I mean this: https://www.zippo.ru/supplies/vstavn...ya_zazhigalok/ - piezo-gas and even plasma blocks with USB charging?

I know that many will say... that's a shit, because the true Zippo must be fueled with gasoline. Personally I'm thinking these new ones are cool. Perhaps I'll buy the one with two crossed plasma beans...

CurrentlySober · 12-29-2021, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberSEO

BTW, what do you guys think about modern techs? I mean this: https://www.zippo.ru/supplies/vstavn...ya_zazhigalok/ - piezo-gas and even plasma blocks with USB charging?

Look Chang · 12-29-2021, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

That's not a condom.
In America the baby is born with umbilical cord on top of head.

And their brain grows in their balls ?

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12-29-2021, 01:36 PM	#8
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	BTW, what do you guys think about modern techs? I mean this: https://www.zippo.ru/supplies/vstavn...ya_zazhigalok/ - piezo-gas and even plasma blocks with USB charging? I know that many will say... that's a shit, because the true Zippo must be fueled with gasoline. Personally I'm thinking these new ones are cool. Perhaps I'll buy the one with two crossed plasma beans... __________________ Obey the Cowgod