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lezinterracial · 05-21-2021, 02:31 PM

best way to stuff my pants, so looks like I have a big dick? Is there a product for that?

Women don't like me. I think it is because they can't even see a bulge. Just a mushroom tip that doesn't even create a contour in my jeans.

Pink24 · 05-21-2021, 02:40 PM

I like to masturbate and wear tight fitting pants without underware. That usually does the trick.

adultchatpay · 05-21-2021, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Pink24

I like to masturbate and wear tight fitting pants without underware. That usually does the trick.

The Porn Nerd · 05-21-2021, 02:57 PM

One word my little peepee friend: codpiece.

Thank me later.

CaptainHowdy · 05-21-2021, 03:01 PM

Grow a belly big and flabby enough to tuck a chunk of it below your belt . . . or wear a blackface.

CaptainHowdy · 05-21-2021, 03:04 PM

There's also balldo but nevermind . . .

CurrentlySober · 05-21-2021, 03:13 PM

Just poo in them, push it round to the front and mould it into shape...
Above is one I did earlier...

hamiltonsteele · 05-21-2021, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

best way to stuff my pants, so looks like I have a big dick? Is there a product for that?
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Just get the operation because false advertising gets you nowhere.

plsureking · 05-21-2021, 04:22 PM

the only thing to stuff in your panties..

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baddog · 05-21-2021, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by plsureking

the only thing to stuff in your panties..

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Might be the first time I agreed with you.

lezinterracial · 05-21-2021, 09:36 PM

I don't know. Look at Bill Gates. He was asking out chicks at Microsoft and his Foundation. From what we know, it wasn't working.

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Originally Posted by plsureking

the only thing to stuff in your panties..

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plsureking · 05-22-2021, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

I don't know. Look at Bill Gates. He was asking out chicks at Microsoft and his Foundation. From what we know, it wasn't working.

it sounds like he likes them young

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JustBiz · 05-22-2021, 08:25 AM

A rolled-up copy of a jizz mag with only some of the pages stuck together?

MatureKing · 05-22-2021, 10:13 AM

Hell man.... Who has this big dick?

verybadsanta · 05-22-2021, 11:04 AM

JustBiz · 05-22-2021, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by MatureKing

Hell man.... Who has this big dick?

Yo mama!

* Apologies, blackmonsters. :P

CaptainHowdy · 05-22-2021, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by verybadsanta

CurrentlySober · 05-22-2021, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by verybadsanta

its a poo

lock · 05-22-2021, 06:57 PM

That would require one hell o a manspread so cock balls didnt stick to legs.

ruff · 05-22-2021, 07:20 PM

Lots of good ideas here.

Look Chang · 05-22-2021, 10:49 PM

I put French sausages in my pants to lure shy girls ...

AmeliaG · 05-23-2021, 01:45 PM

The name of the product is packer and there are lots of good ones. You are welcome.

SekobA · 05-23-2021, 01:52 PM

If it looks bigger that doesn't make it bigger

NatalieK · 05-23-2021, 03:04 PM

buy a Ferrari

CaptainHowdy · 05-23-2021, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by SekobA

If it looks bigger that doesn't make it bigger

Are you somewhat related to fatfoo ? ?

Scrapper · 05-23-2021, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

best way to stuff my pants, so looks like I have a big dick? Is there a product for that?

Women don't like me. I think it is because they can't even see a bulge. Just a mushroom tip that doesn't even create a contour in my jeans.

You are going about it all wrong in the times we live in. Tell everyone you're a transgendered athlete and that's one giant clitoris.

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