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American Idol OMFG
Ok, I am a junkie for AE and Junior AE is right around the corner..
But RUBEN in the bottom 2??????????????? Josh should have been kicked out, he sucked so badly last week. Bullshit Ruben or Clay should win Kimberly come into second Josh needs to go!
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ruben sucked this week.
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All hell would have broke loose if Reuben was cut... I'm going for him or Clay. Even Josh was shocked cause he knows he shouldn't be there
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Clay is getting the most votes each week....Josh is a charity case becasue he's in the marines....If he wins they will never have this show again...
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Clay looks like an anime cartoon character.
Ruben's the only one worth a crap. |
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Josh will go next week.
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The funny thing about Josh is that if he really was a true marine, you'd think that he'd be over in Iraq.
I think that Clay should win it. Ruben is good, but I think that Clay is the best, he has one hell of a range on him. |
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Rueben can sing, but totally overrated. Sounds like every other black guy with a decent voice.
They need someone they can market to the public. 400 lb black guys dont appeal to 14 year old girls. If this was BMT or VH1 American Idol, then maybe he got a chance. That fruity fuck Clay is a gold mine. See all those little split tails in the audience flipping out with their Clay signs. Clay is gonna win that shit no problem. |
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I agree with labret about ruben and that Clay will win, for some reason I think all those signs are handed out to the audience before hand.
I remember one episode when these two off the boat chinese guys were screaming holding up a sign that says "go kimberly" when reubun was done singing. |
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Clay looks like KD Lang and is just as GAY. He should be on Broadway singing show tunes with the rest of the Drama Queens.
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And the Marine has got to go, that just mercy votes from the patriotic crowd. He the only guy that can make every song a fucking country song, and not even a good one.
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clay's just screams george michael jr., he'll probably win... then be outted by a bitter ex.
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Both ways, whoever wins, they will have there 15 minutes of fame and disapear, getting no respect from the music industry because of there rise to fame thanks to a televison show.
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![]() Let me go off on a tanget real quick. Growing up in Texas we of course had tons of cowboys...we called them goat ropers. These "good ol' boys always liked to lay the smack down on some frail guy like Clay while calling him queer, fag etc. But I dare anybody to walk into a country bar anywhere in this fucking country if you wanna see something gay looking. Nothing gayer than a bunch of fucking cowboys dancing with their little frilly colorful shirts on, their bandanas tied around their neck, and their wrists at that god awful fag angle while holding their partner's hand boot scooting across the floor. |
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Do you guys think that Ryan Seacrest guy is gay? I think so, its in alot of the media too and he denies it like crazy, but I think he's a closest homo. I also think its funny how he's always saying stupid shit about how he's a pimp or gets with lots of chicks.... Sure you do buddy..
Like the time he said "Thanks lynol richie, Your songs helped me close a bunch of deals on prom night" |
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Wow I had no idea Straight guys got into American Idol... How funny... The best one was Ternyce... The Marine sucks ...
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Can't people tell that Clay is gay? I mean all those girls in the audience screaming his name, and holding huge signs... like they want him so bad, can't they see that... just the way he whispers his "thank you's " is enough to tell no? lol But despite all that, he should win... he has the best voice of them all. |
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RUBEN
RUBEN RUBEN He is the next Luther Vandross- Poor Luther just had a tracheotomy- not looking good btw he is still unconscious get well Luther the world can't live without "Any Love"
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My wife is all into Clay...her Rick Astley crush coming back or something... and Reuben is the man, but Clay is the total package....since they got rid of the bukakke bait already ![]()
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Another thing about the marine is what the fuck is with his country style. Hell, when he sings normal, he sounds pretty damn good, but with that country style trying to sing non-country toons, it's horrible. THEN, when he mixes up the contry voice and the other voice in the same song, it's just retarded
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Clay reminds me of the guy I went to high school with that every one knew was gay.........but he didn't figure it out until he was 25 years old.
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Do you think there will be riots if Ruben gets axed?
Speaking of homos, that marine looks like he wouldn't think twice about smoking the cock himself. |
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Clay all the way.... goofy looking true....but damn that boy has a set of lungs...talent should prevail over looks...images can be made talent is just there or it is not
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Josh - all country....can't do much else...
Ruben - Definitely Luther, can't do much else either...seems to turn every song he sings into Luther style songs...even Simon told him that...I agree Clay - Not sure if he's got 'the whole package' really....he's sort of geeky Kimberly - She's got it all...except the bod....but I'm not sure that will hold her back...I think she might win... |
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![]() OK OK YA'all..............Reuben is good, but do you really think he can carry all that weight from media event to media event? I like him but Clay is also a good candidate......he looks a little showgirlish, but things change, people changed.........llok at the big black girl..she was ghetto wiuth hair and glasses etc, but her voice rockssss and they changed her hair and gave her contacts...she looks great.
Anyways, I am talking in a circle...Clay will win and the marine bottom will be kicked off next week. BTW, anybody wanna promote their rev share orany of their sites in Cybersocket? Bring it!!!!!!!!!
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Boy bands for the last 50 years have all been non offensive sensitive boys. I can probably rattle off 50+ male solo singers that are most likely colon punchers. |
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![]() LOL-COLON PUNCHERS......nice
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Clay will never make it beyond 2 years of career...
He is the anti-cool.... this guy can only sing Michael Bolton type of song and look totally gay doing it.... Can you really picture Clay singing a cool song with some beat!? please... that would look so fake.. 12 yo and under dont care about cool and they will buy his album... (plus parents all over america will buy his album for their kids... since he's the perfect role model) But Kids over 12yo care about being cool, they might listen to him at first but will drop the guy whitin a year... |
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Boysband like backstreetBoys, Nsinc, 98 degres... are sweet and cheesy, however... they also use sensuality, if not sex, into their lyrics, image, or videos.... Can you see Clay do that? Even a love song would look totally fake... the guy probably never had a girlfriend! |
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I think the series is fucked if they do a part 3.
They forced 3 picks into the top 12 on us and that really fucked shit up. That goat girl lasted too long. I think josh is a joke and should be gone. The winner will be either ruben or clay. I think clay has a more unique voice but niether of them are versatile or marketeable in my opinion. There shit all pretty much sounds the same, and they have no stage act. What will they do beyond their first album? Ruben has to lose weight and clay will always be called a dork. Their looks will hurt em. I loved kelly from last year and she is kicking ass all around in her career. Kelly had a unique powerfull voice and I think she would easily take this years competition as well. The whole show went downhill with those wildcard forces and the guest judges. Plus the regular judges are biased fucks that think people are stupid. How in the fuck can you rag on this person for their weight and lack of stage act, and not go after ruben for example? |
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i'd smack clay, he looks gay
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hahaha.. Guess the writer of that article did not know that Steve Kmetko is gay..
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Luther had a stroke-
not a smoker, alhough some say he prefers to smoke the pole" It's too bad... I am a huge Luther fan...seen him 3 times once was in '87- he was trying to sweat his weight off and in the middle of July in a theatre in the round setting at the now defunct Front Row Theatre, in mayfield Village OH, NO AIR CONDITIONING was turned on... Now I can handle a lot of things but a Luther show in the summer with no AC? Sold out nothing but brotha's and sistah's in the house and me by myself with my radio VIP pass sweating like Al Gore on election day.... I'l never forget the smell of afroshine and sweat...it was like the SOUL GLO Commercial in Eddie Murphy's coming to America But like a scratch and sniff version...it was 1987 and that wet look was all the rage.
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and Ruben is the MOST TALENTED. PERIOD.
Clay is way to elfin- like and androgynous He'd be great on Broadway and I see him there in a Technicolor Dreamcoat!
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There was a girl that graduated from my daughters' school last year that tried out this season for american idol.. She is just as good as Kelly Clarkson if not better , alot thinnner and better looking. She was told " we don't want another kelly Clarkson" . She told them " I AM not Kelly Clarkson ". She was cut..
dumb asses...
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I was kinda surprised to see Ruben in the bottom 2 this week as well because he does have a great voice - but he (like Josh) only have 1 sound
Josh is a country singer and Ruben is another Luther and in their market they'll do well. I think Clay is going to win - he has a great voice and the most marketable of the group. As far as Josh not being a real marine - that's just silly! The Marine Corps couldn't buy the kind of recruitment avertising Josh is giving them ! |
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I'm sorry Ruben! I'll never not vote again, I learned my lesson this week.
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Brad, you're so right on. Everyone I've talked to thinks Ruben is gonna sail right into the top two now just because everyone was so freaked when he almost got cut that we'll all vote for him...
I had a scary "Tamyra" moment though, I was so mad when she got cut last year! It should have been her and Kelly in the top 2 last year, not stupid 'Sideshow Justin' hehe |
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Clay is not made for the pop charts but he can clean up in Vegas and on Adult Contemporary radio forever. I think it's funny that the final group is total geeks and misfits. They want to find the next Britney and instead are finding the next country, musical theater, barry white or chubby girl singer. Funny.
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