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Old 07-08-2012, 02:50 PM   #1
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Swimmers in Cape Cod, Mass. are venturing back into the water Sunday after a great white shark sighting closed a popular beach this weekend.

Lifeguards and swimmers spotted the shark some 100 to 150 yards off Nauset Beach in Orleans Saturday afternoon. The 12-14 foot shark was last seen swimming away from shore.

http://news.yahoo.com/great-white-sh...opstories.html
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:11 PM   #2
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:23 PM   #3
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Oh! Its the world's smallest shark. Looks like dinner, you noddy-headed cunt.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:29 PM   #4
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I bet that he lost that 'belly'.
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:50 PM   #5
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That would make for a great MOTIVATION poster
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Old 07-08-2012, 03:57 PM   #6
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I can't imagine the initial blast of adrenaline and fear that would pump through my body when I would look back and see that fin behind me.
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Old 07-08-2012, 04:02 PM   #7
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Oh! Its the world's smallest shark. Looks like dinner, you noddy-headed cunt.
You should've been aborted.
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Old 07-08-2012, 05:05 PM   #8
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:27 AM   #9
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Just saw it on the news.
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Old 07-09-2012, 09:52 AM   #10
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He most likely shit his pants.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:16 AM   #11
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Wonder if he set a personal speed best after that... lol.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:14 PM   #12
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Kayaking is way funner in a river.
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Old 07-09-2012, 10:54 PM   #13
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Kayaking is way funner in a river.
"Funner" seriously????

Try "more fun" makes you sound educated
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Old 07-10-2012, 12:34 AM   #14
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"funner" seriously????

Try "more fun" makes you sound educated
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:33 AM   #15
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And if that pic is indeed real then HOLY shit that's some scary shit right there.
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Old 07-10-2012, 04:35 AM   #16
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i cant afford to imagine etc...
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:38 AM   #17
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Fuck, i hope that's fake photo
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Old 07-10-2012, 05:49 AM   #18
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Old 07-10-2012, 06:03 AM   #19
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He just hit the shark with the paddle... problem solved...
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Old 07-10-2012, 09:47 AM   #20
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whats up with all the post whoring
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:11 AM   #21
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I bet you could have skied behind that guy once he realized that fucker was coming his way. Lol
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Old 07-16-2012, 11:52 AM   #23
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