Anyone want a Cat?? Craigslist Post LOL - GoFuckYourself.com

Bryan G · 01-05-2011, 12:27 PM

piece of shit CAT -- $5

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Date: 2004-03-06, 11:50AM PST

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This is the shittiest cat you could ever be cursed with. He's an indeterminate age, but acts like the rowdiest teenager you could ever have. Hates being petted, will scratch furniture and will fuck up your carpet with his claws, will get and stay underfoot while you are trying to get shit done. Not scared of the vacuum.

Will not play with any toys you buy him, so don't bother. Will not use scratching post. One pristine condition scratching post comes with, no extra charge.

Four lifetime supplies of catnip, which he will not touch, no extra charge.

Crappy attitude and extra shedding ability included free.

Get him out of my house before I kill him. This cat sucks, and I want him gone. Come on, cat lovers, you know you want him. You can CHANGE him. Sure. Just get him out of my house.

Oh, he's black with green eyes, medium size, and he fucking SUCKS.

PostingID: 25852281

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/25852281.html

TeenCat · 01-05-2011, 12:30 PM

hehe lol

loreen · 01-05-2011, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G

You can CHANGE him. Sure.

Juicy D. Links · 01-05-2011, 12:32 PM

wdsguy · 01-05-2011, 12:33 PM

I woulda kicked that cat out to the street.

CaptainHowdy · 01-05-2011, 12:39 PM

Hehehehehehehehehe!

C H R I S · 01-05-2011, 12:41 PM

This is hilarious - I am trying to get rid of a cat on CL now - perhaps I should try this angle.

seeandsee · 01-05-2011, 12:42 PM

its joke post, that cat is great

czarina · 01-05-2011, 12:43 PM

big lol! some poor soul will adopt it, for sure, and regret it!

96ukssob · 01-05-2011, 12:51 PM

thats awesome

Deej · 01-05-2011, 01:03 PM

Does it have an impeccable radio voice?

DigitalTheory · 01-05-2011, 01:54 PM

LMFAO

8char

Yngwie · 01-05-2011, 01:57 PM

LOL that's funny, but if they really want to get rid of the cat quickly they should have made the cat sound awesome. haha They'll never get rid of it with this ad.

chaze · 01-05-2011, 01:59 PM

ha ha most cats are like this. They think you are their bitch.

01-05-2011, 12:27 PM	#1
Bryan G Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,338	Anyone want a Cat?? Craigslist Post LOL piece of shit CAT -- $5 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2004-03-06, 11:50AM PST -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the shittiest cat you could ever be cursed with. He's an indeterminate age, but acts like the rowdiest teenager you could ever have. Hates being petted, will scratch furniture and will fuck up your carpet with his claws, will get and stay underfoot while you are trying to get shit done. Not scared of the vacuum. Will not play with any toys you buy him, so don't bother. Will not use scratching post. One pristine condition scratching post comes with, no extra charge. Four lifetime supplies of catnip, which he will not touch, no extra charge. Crappy attitude and extra shedding ability included free. Get him out of my house before I kill him. This cat sucks, and I want him gone. Come on, cat lovers, you know you want him. You can CHANGE him. Sure. Just get him out of my house. Oh, he's black with green eyes, medium size, and he fucking SUCKS. PostingID: 25852281 http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/25852281.html __________________ Bryan skype: bryan.glass3 \| ICQ 302999591

01-05-2011, 12:30 PM	#2
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01-05-2011, 12:41 PM	#7
C H R I S Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Marina Del Rey Posts: 10,842	This is hilarious - I am trying to get rid of a cat on CL now - perhaps I should try this angle. __________________ C H R I S Retired Porn Veteran BH4L

01-05-2011, 12:42 PM	#8
seeandsee Check SIG! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Europe (Skype: gojkoas) Posts: 50,945	its joke post, that cat is great __________________ BUY MY SIG - 50$/Year Contact here

01-05-2011, 12:32 PM	#4
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

01-05-2011, 12:33 PM	#5
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	I woulda kicked that cat out to the street.

01-05-2011, 12:43 PM	#9
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	big lol! some poor soul will adopt it, for sure, and regret it!

01-05-2011, 12:51 PM	#10
96ukssob So Fucking Banananananas Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it Posts: 12,991	thats awesome __________________ Email: Clicky on Me

01-05-2011, 01:03 PM	#11
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01-05-2011, 01:54 PM	#12
DigitalTheory ^-^ Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SacTown Posts: 1,055	LMFAO 8char

01-05-2011, 01:57 PM	#13
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	LOL that's funny, but if they really want to get rid of the cat quickly they should have made the cat sound awesome. haha They'll never get rid of it with this ad. __________________ ICQ: 16544251 - Skype: gator37 @ eastlink.ca - email: yngwie @ isys.ca

01-05-2011, 01:59 PM	#14
chaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 9,752	ha ha most cats are like this. They think you are their bitch.