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01-02-2005, 09:18 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!
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01-02-2005, 09:19 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat?
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01-02-2005, 09:19 AM
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Grandma: Knock it off Napoleon, just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
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01-02-2005, 09:20 AM
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Deb: It's Deb. And I'm calling to let you know that I think you're a shallow friend.
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01-02-2005, 09:20 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: What the heck are you even talking about?
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01-02-2005, 09:21 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Deb just called me. She pretty much hates me by now.
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01-02-2005, 09:21 AM
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Pedro: Why?
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01-02-2005, 09:23 AM
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Pedro: Do you have anything to give to her?
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01-02-2005, 09:23 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: No. Not unless she likes fish.
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01-02-2005, 09:24 AM
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Pedro: Who was that?
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01-02-2005, 09:24 AM
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Pedro: Who's she?
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01-02-2005, 09:25 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance.
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01-02-2005, 09:26 AM
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Pedro: Did you draw her a picture?
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01-02-2005, 09:26 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did.
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01-02-2005, 09:27 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
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01-02-2005, 09:28 AM
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Pedro: Is she hot?
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01-02-2005, 09:28 AM
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[hands him Deb's glamor shot sample]
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01-02-2005, 09:29 AM
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Pedro: Wow.
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01-02-2005, 09:29 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamor shots for her birthday one year.
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01-02-2005, 09:30 AM
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Pedro: I like her bangs.
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01-02-2005, 09:31 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Me too.
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01-02-2005, 09:31 AM
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Don: Vote for Summer.
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01-02-2005, 09:32 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her.
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01-02-2005, 09:33 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: I'm voting for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think?
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01-02-2005, 09:33 AM
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[Don scoffs and walks away]
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01-02-2005, 09:34 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, Don. Can I have one of those buttons?
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01-02-2005, 09:34 AM
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[Don hands Napoleon a "Vote 4 Summer" button]
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01-02-2005, 09:35 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: You guys having a killer time?
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01-02-2005, 09:36 AM
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[Kip is singing to Lafawnduh after they are pronounced husband and wife]
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01-02-2005, 09:37 AM
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Kip: Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever... We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom... Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate... I love technology, but not as much as you, you see... But I STILL love technology... Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above... always and forever, always and forever... Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever...
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01-02-2005, 09:37 AM
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Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx.
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01-02-2005, 09:38 AM
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Uncle Rico: Kip, I reckon... you know a lot about... cyberspace? You ever come across anything... like time travel?
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01-02-2005, 09:38 AM
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Kip: Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.
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01-02-2005, 09:39 AM
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Uncle Rico: Right on... right on.
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01-02-2005, 09:40 AM
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[Napoleon Dynamite straps himself into the time machine]
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01-02-2005, 09:40 AM
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Kip: So are you ready?
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01-02-2005, 09:41 AM
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Uncle Rico: Just a little east of the cemetery is a good little area, but don't go down here cause they don't have any money.
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01-02-2005, 09:42 AM
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Kip: So how long are we talking about working?
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01-02-2005, 09:42 AM
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Uncle Rico: What are you already losing your steam?
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01-02-2005, 09:43 AM
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Uncle Rico: Alright, you just start a little earlier, that's all. Or else work afterwards. How long is the chat room?
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01-02-2005, 09:45 AM
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Uncle Rico: You pay the bills for that? Does that cost money every time you're on, like for minutes on the phone?
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01-02-2005, 09:45 AM
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Uncle Rico: I bet she does. I'll tell you something, I'd be throwing you out the window.
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01-02-2005, 09:46 AM
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Kip: So when's grandma coming back?
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01-02-2005, 09:47 AM
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Uncle Rico: I don't know. Not sure.
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01-02-2005, 09:47 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: You don't have to stay here with us, we're not babies.
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01-02-2005, 09:48 AM
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Napoleon Dynamite: Kip is like 32 years old.
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01-02-2005, 09:48 AM
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Kip: I don't mind if you stay.
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01-02-2005, 09:49 AM
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Teacher: Your current event, Napoleon.
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01-02-2005, 09:50 AM
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Kip: [typing a poem on his computer] Your sandy hair floats in the air... To me it's like a lullaby... I'm just flying by... Oh so high... like a kite...
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01-02-2005, 09:51 AM
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Uncle Rico: Napoleon, you know we can't afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back! And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it.
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