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01-01-2005, 03:07 PM
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White Goodman: You happy? Fatty make a funny?
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01-01-2005, 03:07 PM
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[after White unsuccessfully tries to kiss Kate]
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01-01-2005, 03:07 PM
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Kate Veatch: You don't get to touch me, ever!
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01-01-2005, 03:08 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Yeah, uh, Patches... are you sure this is completely necessary?
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01-01-2005, 03:09 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
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01-01-2005, 03:09 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Probably not.
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01-01-2005, 03:10 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
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01-01-2005, 03:10 PM
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Peter La Fleur: ...Okay.
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01-01-2005, 03:11 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: Always remember the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
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01-01-2005, 03:11 PM
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White Goodman: And they love you. Whoo, do they love you. You're their Fonzie, Pete. "Heeeeey." Right?
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01-01-2005, 03:12 PM
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White Goodman: This doesn't concern you, La Fleur.
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01-01-2005, 03:12 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Not nearly as much as your hair does.
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01-01-2005, 03:13 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Hey, White. I didn't think that Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?
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01-01-2005, 03:13 PM
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White Goodman: Yes, I did.
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01-01-2005, 03:14 PM
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Cotton McKnight: And the Average Joe's beat the Purple Cobras in a *shocking* upset.
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01-01-2005, 03:14 PM
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Pepper Brooks: I feel *shocked*.
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01-01-2005, 03:15 PM
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Peter La Fleur: [after being eliminated by a girl scout] You were adopted, your parents don't love you.
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01-01-2005, 03:15 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: My sweet dick, it's magic!
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01-01-2005, 03:16 PM
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Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.
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01-01-2005, 03:17 PM
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Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
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01-01-2005, 03:17 PM
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Cotton McKnight: In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all, folks. But it looks like Peter La Fleur has actually blindfolded himself.
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01-01-2005, 03:18 PM
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Pepper Brooks: He will not be able to see very well, Cotton.
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01-01-2005, 03:18 PM
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[after sudden death is announced]
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01-01-2005, 03:19 PM
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Pepper Brooks: Pepper needs new shorts, Cotton!
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01-01-2005, 03:19 PM
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Cotton McKnight: Right you are, Pep.
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01-01-2005, 03:20 PM
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Dwight: [after two team members are missing] And we're also missing Steve the Pirate!
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01-01-2005, 03:20 PM
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Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
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01-01-2005, 03:21 PM
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White Goodman: Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?
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01-01-2005, 03:21 PM
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Peter La Fleur: What?
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01-01-2005, 03:22 PM
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White Goodman: I'm thinking of opening a new Globo Gym down in Mexico City, so I've been boning up on my Spanish.
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01-01-2005, 03:22 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: You're about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop.
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01-01-2005, 03:23 PM
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White Goodman: Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it.
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01-01-2005, 03:23 PM
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White Goodman: What about when you slept with three of my female trainers?
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01-01-2005, 03:24 PM
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Peter La Fleur: That was only one night.
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01-01-2005, 03:25 PM
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White Goodman: What about the time you sent me a stripper for Globo-Gym's one year anniversary.
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01-01-2005, 03:25 PM
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Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
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01-01-2005, 03:26 PM
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White Goodman: Yes, but it was also a man!
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01-01-2005, 03:26 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Too bad Hallmark doesn't make a "Sorry your dodgeball coach got killed by two tons of irony" card.
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01-01-2005, 03:27 PM
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White Goodman: We should mate.
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01-01-2005, 03:27 PM
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Kate Veatch: What?
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01-01-2005, 03:28 PM
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White Goodman: Date! We should date some time. Socially. Go out and kick it.
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[looks like she's choking]
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01-01-2005, 03:29 PM
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White Goodman: Are you okay?
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Kate Veatch: I'm fine. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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01-01-2005, 03:30 PM
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White Goodman: In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I never been there, but I read about it in a book.
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Peter La Fleur: Thank you, Chuck Norris.
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01-01-2005, 03:31 PM
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White Goodman: [being fat and watching the commercial for Average Joe's in disgust while eating] Spare me... I won the tournament... I did... fuckin' Chuck Norris!
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01-01-2005, 03:32 PM
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Peter La Fleur: You had me at blood and semen.
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01-01-2005, 03:32 PM
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Dwight: We could sell blood and semen.
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01-01-2005, 03:32 PM
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