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Emilio Juantorena: Hey, you seem to forget you tap phones for a living, I tap banks!
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01-01-2005, 02:33 PM
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[Kazak cocks his .45]
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01-01-2005, 02:34 PM
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Emilio Juantorena: If it wasn't for me you'd be stuck in Havana pulling bananas out of your ass!
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01-01-2005, 02:35 PM
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Emilio Juantorena: [realizes a gun is pointed at his head] Oh, what. You're going to shoot me.
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01-01-2005, 02:35 PM
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Ilya Kazak: Yes.
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01-01-2005, 02:36 PM
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Ilya Kazak: You! You know how to use a computer as well as him.
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01-01-2005, 02:36 PM
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Zhukov: DA!
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01-01-2005, 02:37 PM
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Hog Truck Driver: Hello pigs!
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01-01-2005, 02:44 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge wrenches, you can dodge balls.
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01-01-2005, 02:45 PM
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[wrench hits Justin in the face]
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01-01-2005, 02:46 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
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01-01-2005, 02:46 PM
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Amber: Justin! I love you!
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01-01-2005, 02:47 PM
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Justin: I lov...
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01-01-2005, 02:48 PM
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White Goodman: [hits Justin in the face with a Dodgeball] Joanie loves Chaci!
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01-01-2005, 02:48 PM
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White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.
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01-01-2005, 02:49 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.
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01-01-2005, 02:49 PM
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White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.
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01-01-2005, 02:49 PM
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Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.
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01-01-2005, 02:50 PM
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White Goodman: I know you did.
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01-01-2005, 02:51 PM
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Peter La Fleur: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
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01-01-2005, 02:51 PM
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White Goodman: I'm not sure where you're going with this.
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01-01-2005, 02:52 PM
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Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.
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01-01-2005, 02:52 PM
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White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to you.
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01-01-2005, 02:53 PM
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Peter La Fleur: All right.
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01-01-2005, 02:53 PM
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White Goodman: Touché.
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01-01-2005, 02:54 PM
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White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY.
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01-01-2005, 02:54 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Kate, it's time for you to put your mouth where our balls are.
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01-01-2005, 02:55 PM
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Lance Armstrong: Hey, aren't you Peter La Fleur?
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Peter La Fleur: Lance Armstrong!
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01-01-2005, 02:56 PM
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Lance Armstrong: Ya, that's me. But I'm a big fan of yours.
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01-01-2005, 02:57 PM
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Peter La Fleur: Really?
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01-01-2005, 02:57 PM
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Lance Armstrong: Ya, I've been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can't get enough of it. Good luck in the tournament. I'm really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you're gonna be late.
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Peter La Fleur: Uh, actually I decided to quit... Lance.
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Lance Armstrong: Quit? You know, once I was thinking of quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying of that's keeping you from the finals?
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Peter La Fleur: Right now it feels a little bit like... shame.
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01-01-2005, 02:59 PM
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Lance Armstrong: Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn't anything to regret for the rest of their life. Well good luck to you Peter. I'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever.
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White Goodman: I know you. You know you. And I know you know that I know you.
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01-01-2005, 03:00 PM
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Kate Veatch: For instance, do you realize you haven't collected any membership fees in 13 months?
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Peter La Fleur: Hmmm...
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01-01-2005, 03:01 PM
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Kate Veatch: I'm curious, is it strictly apathy, or do you really not have a goal in life?
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01-01-2005, 03:02 PM
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Peter La Fleur: I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal.
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Kate Veatch: Well I guess that makes sense in a really sad way.
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White Goodman: Your "gym" is a skidmark on the underpants of society.
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White Goodman: Oh, hello, Kate. I wasn't aware I was paying you to "socialize".
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Kate Veatch: You're not. I'm off the clock.
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White Goodman: Well, isn't that convenient for you? And the clock.
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01-01-2005, 03:05 PM
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Young Patches O'Houlihan: Dodgeball is a sport of violence, exclusion, and degradation.
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01-01-2005, 03:06 PM
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Patches O'Houlihan: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there.
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White Goodman: Cram it up your cramhole, LaFleur!
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