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Fred Flintstone: It is on a hot day.
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01-01-2005, 01:14 PM
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Cliff Vandercave: Do you know what we do up here?
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01-01-2005, 01:14 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Well me and the guys have always wondered.
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01-01-2005, 01:15 PM
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Cliff Vandercave: We interface, Flintstone, we conceptualize, tenderize, prioritize.
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01-01-2005, 01:15 PM
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Fred Flintstone: When do we eat?
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01-01-2005, 01:16 PM
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Grizzled Man: Wait, do you know this guy?
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01-01-2005, 01:16 PM
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Barney Rubble: No, he used to be my best friend. Heck if it weren't for me, this whole mess probably wouldn't have happened.
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01-01-2005, 01:17 PM
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Grizzled Man: Thanks for telling us. We could've made a very big mistake. Hang both of them!
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01-01-2005, 01:17 PM
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Cliff Vandercave: I want you to fire Bernard Rubble.
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01-01-2005, 01:18 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Done! Wait, fire Barney, why?
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01-01-2005, 01:18 PM
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Cliff Vandercave: Well he scored the lowest on the company aptitude test. He's an imbosile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll.
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01-01-2005, 01:19 PM
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Fred Flintstone: But Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage, I'm his best friend, I can't.
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01-01-2005, 01:20 PM
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Cliff Vandercave: Look, Fred, if you don't fire him, I will, and then I'll fire you.
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01-01-2005, 01:20 PM
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Sharon Stone: can I get you anything? Coffee?
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01-01-2005, 01:21 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Sure.
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01-01-2005, 01:21 PM
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Sharon Stone: How would you like it?
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01-01-2005, 01:22 PM
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Fred Flintstone: In a cup?
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01-01-2005, 01:22 PM
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Sharon Stone: Bold choice, Mr. Flintstone!
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01-01-2005, 01:23 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.
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01-01-2005, 01:23 PM
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[Dino grabs one of the steaks off the grill and runs away]
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01-01-2005, 01:24 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Hey, Barn, you like your steak rare?
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01-01-2005, 01:24 PM
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Barney Rubble: Yeah.
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01-01-2005, 01:25 PM
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Fred Flintstone: That one's yours.
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01-01-2005, 01:26 PM
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[Barney chases Dino]
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01-01-2005, 01:26 PM
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Cliff Vandercave: Son of a Brachiosaurus!
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01-01-2005, 01:27 PM
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Barney Rubble: It's like a dream come true. A son. Somebody to carry on the proud name of Rubble. 'Think I'll be a good daddy, Fred?
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01-01-2005, 01:27 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Well you're bound to find something you're good at.
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01-01-2005, 01:28 PM
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Pearl Slaghoople: Somebody has to look after my daughter and grandchild, while you're out corrausing with a bunch of neanderthals.
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01-01-2005, 01:28 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Oh really? Well for your information the lodge no longer accepts neanderthals.
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01-01-2005, 01:29 PM
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Pearl Slaghoople: He robs your nest egg to bail out that little troll next door, while my daughter has to wash her clothes in the river.
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01-01-2005, 01:29 PM
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Fred Flintstone: I've got half a mind...!
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01-01-2005, 01:30 PM
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Pearl Slaghoople: Oh don't flatter yourself.
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01-01-2005, 01:30 PM
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Adoption Agency Worker: Mr. and Mrs. Rubble, this is your little boy.
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01-01-2005, 01:31 PM
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[Presents Bamm-Bamm]
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01-01-2005, 01:31 PM
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Betty Rubble: Oh Barney isn't he precious?
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01-01-2005, 01:32 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Precious? They'd have been better off with the monkey.
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01-01-2005, 01:33 PM
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Wilma Flintstone: Fred!
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01-01-2005, 01:33 PM
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Betty Rubble: Does he have a name?
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01-01-2005, 01:34 PM
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Adoption Agency Worker: Bamm-Bamm.
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01-01-2005, 01:34 PM
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Barney Rubble: Is that shot for something?
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01-01-2005, 01:34 PM
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Adoption Agency Worker: Yes, Bamm-Bamm-Bamm. You're going to have to take it slowly with this one, he doesn't speak yet and is alittle skimish around humans, but then again I would be too if I'd been raised by wild Mastadons. Ha ha ha.
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01-01-2005, 01:35 PM
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Barney Rubble, Betty Rubble: Mastadons?
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01-01-2005, 01:36 PM
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Adoption Agency Worker: Let's not nitpick! A mammal's a mammal.
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01-01-2005, 01:36 PM
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Cashier: Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.
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01-01-2005, 01:37 PM
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Betty Rubble: Really? What's that?
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01-01-2005, 01:37 PM
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Cashier: It's no damn good!
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01-01-2005, 01:38 PM
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[Breaks the card with a hammer]
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01-01-2005, 01:38 PM
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Fred Flintstone: Sorry I'm late. Had car trouble, I picked up a nail.
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01-01-2005, 01:39 PM
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[Shows everyone a bandaid on his dirty foot]
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01-01-2005, 01:39 PM
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Mr. Slate: Thank you for sharing that with us, Mr. Flagstone. May we continue?
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