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01-01-2005, 10:57 AM
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Turk Malloy: [to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?
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01-01-2005, 10:57 AM
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Reuben Tishkoff: If I don't sit down I'm gonna shit on your feet.
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01-01-2005, 10:58 AM
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Station sergeant: Your name?
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01-01-2005, 10:59 AM
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Father Brown: Brown.
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01-01-2005, 10:59 AM
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Station sergeant: You sure it isn't Smith, or Jones?
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01-01-2005, 11:00 AM
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01-01-2005, 11:00 AM
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[the contents of Father Brown's pockets are being inventoried by the police]
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01-01-2005, 11:01 AM
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Patrolman: One Bible.
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01-01-2005, 11:02 AM
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Father Brown: [Correcting the patrolman] One breviary.
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01-01-2005, 11:02 AM
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Station sergeant: One... book.
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01-01-2005, 11:03 AM
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Patrolman: One bar of milk chocolate.
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01-01-2005, 11:03 AM
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Station sergeant: One bar... of chocolate. Your glasses, please.
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01-01-2005, 11:04 AM
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Father Brown: Oh. Is that really necessary? I'm as blind as a bat without them. Though I often wonder whether all bats are really blind, any more than all lords drunk or all judges sober.
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01-01-2005, 11:04 AM
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Father Brown: I've never been in a cell before. Except a monastery cell, of course.
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01-01-2005, 11:05 AM
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Parkinson: Father! You in trouble, Father?
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01-01-2005, 11:06 AM
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Father Brown: I'm disappointed in you, Bert.
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01-01-2005, 11:06 AM
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Parkinson: I'm sorry, Father, it was just...
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01-01-2005, 11:07 AM
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Father Brown: Firstly, because you did wrong. Secondly, because you did wrong in the wrong way. Frankly, you are an incompetent thief.
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01-01-2005, 11:07 AM
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Parkinson: Well, I wouldn't go that far.
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01-01-2005, 11:08 AM
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Father Brown: I would. You are clearly incapable of earning a dishonest living. Why not experiment with an honest one?
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01-01-2005, 11:08 AM
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Father Brown: Perhaps you think a crime horrible because you cannot imagine yourselves committing it. That isn't true, you know. What really horrifies you is the secret and shameful knowledge that you are capable of committing it. We all are, I no less than you. We were not made good people or bad people. We were made people.
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01-01-2005, 11:09 AM
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Lady Warren: [referring to the cross of St. Augustine] It's very beautiful. Is it valuable?
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01-01-2005, 11:09 AM
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Father Brown: No, not valuable. Priceless.
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01-01-2005, 11:10 AM
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Father Brown: Where would a wise man hide a leaf? In a forest. Where would a wise man hide a cross? In a forest of crosses. We have a forest of crosses ready-made for us. A forest of priests; a black forest, you might say.
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01-01-2005, 11:11 AM
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Father Brown: My lord, this is lunacy.
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01-01-2005, 11:11 AM
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The Bishop: Father Brown, you will be good enough to leave matters in the lunatic hands of the inspector and myself. Scotland Yard will continue to inform you of our further insane decisions. Meanwhile, good morning.
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01-01-2005, 11:12 AM
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French Widow: [referring to smoking] Disgusting habit!
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01-01-2005, 11:12 AM
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French Cavalry Officer: But a very useful one sometimes. A friend of mine, Captain Chavasse of the Foreign Legion, leg half shot off. No anesthetic. Smoked a pipe all through the operation. Never felt a thing.
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01-01-2005, 11:13 AM
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Inspector Valentine: Good lord. What was he smoking?
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01-01-2005, 11:13 AM
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French Cavalry Officer: Opium.
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01-01-2005, 11:14 AM
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Father Brown: A simple but effective ruse, taught me by one of the lambs in my flock.
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01-01-2005, 11:14 AM
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Flambeau: A strange flock.
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01-01-2005, 11:15 AM
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Father Brown: Oh, not strange, just human. Albert was a dear fellow. Where do you think he is now?
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01-01-2005, 11:15 AM
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Flambeau: In prison.
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01-01-2005, 11:16 AM
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Father Brown: In a monastery. Life is full of surprises, isn't it?
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01-01-2005, 11:16 AM
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Flambeau: One never dreams how full.
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01-01-2005, 11:17 AM
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Inspector Valentine: [after failing to commandeer a taxi with a couple kissing in the back] Don't the police in France come before a pair of lovers?
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01-01-2005, 11:17 AM
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Inspector Dubois: In Paris, on a warm afternoon? I'm afraid not.
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01-01-2005, 11:18 AM
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Lady Warren: What progress have you made?
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01-01-2005, 11:19 AM
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Father Brown: Looking for a black cat in a coal hole during an eclipse of the sun would be a child's task compared with mine.
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01-01-2005, 11:19 AM
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Lady Warren: You put me in mind of the child's poem: "As I was walking up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. I wish that he would go away."
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01-01-2005, 11:20 AM
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Father Brown: I wish that he would come to stay.
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01-01-2005, 11:20 AM
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Inspector Valentine: You'd've made things much easier for us both if you'd told us what you know of Flambeau.
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01-01-2005, 11:21 AM
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Father Brown: I cannot tell you what I do not know. All I know is that he walks upon two legs and his head grows above his shoulders.
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01-01-2005, 11:21 AM
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Texan Millionaire: [the Texan approaches Father Brown and Lady Warren as they attempt to spot Flambeau among the bidders] Lady Warren? I am Sam Johnson out of San Antonio, Texas. If isn't often we from Texas get a chance to shake a real, live lady by the hand now!
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01-01-2005, 11:22 AM
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Lady Warren: It isn't often that we in London have the privilege of of meeting a real, live Texan.
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01-01-2005, 11:22 AM
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Texan Millionaire: You sure talk like a lady. You know, I've come five thousand miles to buy this set of yours. It'll go well down on my ranch.
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01-01-2005, 11:23 AM
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Lady Warren: Will it really?
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01-01-2005, 11:23 AM
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Texan Millionaire: Yeah ma'am. I've got myself a real swell games room. Solid gold poker chips, solid gold checkers, and a solid gold ping pong table.
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01-01-2005, 11:24 AM
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Lady Warren: With solid gold ping pong balls?
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