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		 Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. I can't talk about it, and I can't talk about why. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Linus Caldwell: Ooooooooooooooo! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: Tess... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Basher Tarr: Yes. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: Really? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Basher Tarr: Well... from the neck up. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Turk Malloy: Who died and made you the new Danny? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Reuben Tishkoff: [to a fortune teller. As he is having his palm read by her, he turns around to see Terry Benedict with two enforcers] This? You couldn't see *this* coming? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Linus Caldwell: What did I say? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: A very dirty one, actually. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: She's only 8 years-old! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: Oh. Ohhhhhhh. He's MEAN. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: That guy that does Potsie is unbelievable. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Livingston Dell: [Linus, Basher and Turk are escorted into a jail cell already holding the rest of the gang] So, how'd it go? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Terry Benedict: Nothing is nothing. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Turk Malloy: Come on, he's one guy, and he's French. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Bruce Willis: You better call the rice paddy 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 [to Tess while she is pretending to be Julia Roberts and is surrounded by photographers] 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Linus Caldwell: Protect your fake baby, protect your fake baby! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: What are you doing? It's 6:30, day of. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: [alf asleep,looks at his watch] It's 11:30, night before. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: Oh! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 [disgusted tone] 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Virgil Malloy: What does that mean? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: What are you doing? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: It's 11:30. The night before. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Rusty Ryan: Oh! Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. Alright, how many espressos have you had? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: That guy doing Potsi is incredible. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Tess Ocean: There's water in the basement, and the pilot light went out. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Virgil Malloy: 48? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Danny Ocean: You think I look 48? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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