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12-10-2004, 02:57 PM
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and to die on your lips.
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12-10-2004, 02:57 PM
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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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12-10-2004, 02:57 PM
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I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
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12-10-2004, 02:58 PM
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Normal people worry me.
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12-10-2004, 02:58 PM
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If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
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12-10-2004, 02:58 PM
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Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
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12-10-2004, 02:58 PM
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If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
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12-10-2004, 02:59 PM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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12-10-2004, 02:59 PM
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If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
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12-10-2004, 03:00 PM
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This would be really funny if it wasn't happening to me.
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12-10-2004, 03:00 PM
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If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
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12-10-2004, 03:00 PM
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The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
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12-10-2004, 03:00 PM
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If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
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12-10-2004, 03:01 PM
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I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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12-10-2004, 03:01 PM
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If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
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12-10-2004, 03:01 PM
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Saw it... Wanted it... Had a fit... Got it!
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12-10-2004, 03:01 PM
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and die at your lips.
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12-10-2004, 03:02 PM
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I graduated with A 4.0... blood alcohol level.
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12-10-2004, 03:02 PM
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If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
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12-10-2004, 03:02 PM
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An optimist can never be pleasantly surprised.
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12-10-2004, 03:02 PM
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If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,
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12-10-2004, 03:03 PM
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The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing (John Wimber).
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12-10-2004, 03:03 PM
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I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
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12-10-2004, 03:03 PM
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An expert is one who knows all the pitfalls on the route to the major disaster.
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12-10-2004, 03:03 PM
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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12-10-2004, 03:04 PM
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Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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12-10-2004, 03:04 PM
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If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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12-10-2004, 03:04 PM
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Never argue with a fool - people might forget who's who.
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12-10-2004, 03:04 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd
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12-10-2004, 03:05 PM
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A crisis is when you can't say, "Let's forget the whole thing".
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12-10-2004, 03:05 PM
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have 5 cents.
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12-10-2004, 03:05 PM
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I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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12-10-2004, 03:05 PM
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If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through
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12-10-2004, 03:06 PM
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My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran or hot rice cereal.
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12-10-2004, 03:06 PM
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my garden forever.
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12-10-2004, 03:06 PM
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I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
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12-10-2004, 03:06 PM
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If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
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12-10-2004, 03:07 PM
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Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
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12-10-2004, 03:07 PM
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If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
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If all is not lost, where is it?
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12-10-2004, 03:07 PM
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If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a
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12-10-2004, 03:08 PM
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It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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12-10-2004, 03:08 PM
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little chessboard
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12-10-2004, 03:08 PM
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
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12-10-2004, 03:08 PM
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If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
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12-10-2004, 03:09 PM
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If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.
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12-10-2004, 03:09 PM
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If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
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12-10-2004, 03:09 PM
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It's not hard to meet expenses ... they're everywhere.
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12-10-2004, 03:09 PM
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If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't
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12-10-2004, 03:10 PM
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These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
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