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12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
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12-10-2004, 02:06 PM
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With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
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12-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
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12-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.
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12-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
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12-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
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12-10-2004, 02:07 PM
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The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
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12-10-2004, 02:08 PM
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Here's your chance to get to know me.
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12-10-2004, 02:08 PM
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You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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12-10-2004, 02:08 PM
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Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
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12-10-2004, 02:09 PM
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Local Area Network in Australia ... the LAN down under.
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12-10-2004, 02:09 PM
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Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket
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12-10-2004, 02:09 PM
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He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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12-10-2004, 02:09 PM
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than in your head.
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12-10-2004, 02:10 PM
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Every calendar's days are numbered.
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12-10-2004, 02:10 PM
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Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
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12-10-2004, 02:10 PM
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A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
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12-10-2004, 02:10 PM
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Hey baby, where you been all my life?
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12-10-2004, 02:11 PM
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A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
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12-10-2004, 02:11 PM
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Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
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12-10-2004, 02:11 PM
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He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
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12-10-2004, 02:11 PM
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Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
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12-10-2004, 02:12 PM
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A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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12-10-2004, 02:12 PM
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Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you
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12-10-2004, 02:12 PM
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A midget fortuneteller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large.
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12-10-2004, 02:12 PM
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better come with me.
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12-10-2004, 02:13 PM
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Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
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12-10-2004, 02:13 PM
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Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
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12-10-2004, 02:13 PM
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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
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12-10-2004, 02:13 PM
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HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
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12-10-2004, 02:14 PM
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Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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12-10-2004, 02:14 PM
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Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
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12-10-2004, 02:14 PM
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Acupuncture is a jab well done.
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12-10-2004, 02:14 PM
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Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
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12-10-2004, 02:15 PM
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Don't worry if you don't know what eschatology is; it's not the end of the world.
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12-10-2004, 02:15 PM
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smile.
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12-10-2004, 02:15 PM
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Putting prepositions at the end of a sentence is a practice up with which we shall not put.
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12-10-2004, 02:15 PM
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Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
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12-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
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12-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
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12-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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12-10-2004, 02:16 PM
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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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12-10-2004, 02:17 PM
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There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
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12-10-2004, 02:17 PM
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Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
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12-10-2004, 02:17 PM
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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12-10-2004, 02:17 PM
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Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've
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12-10-2004, 02:18 PM
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If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
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12-10-2004, 02:18 PM
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really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
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12-10-2004, 02:18 PM
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Get the last word in: Apologise.
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12-10-2004, 02:18 PM
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Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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