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Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your
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The years end is neither an end nor a beginning but merely a going on.
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12-10-2004, 01:45 PM
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parents created such a beautiful creature.
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12-10-2004, 01:46 PM
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You don't need a weatherman to tell you which way the wind is blowing.
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12-10-2004, 01:46 PM
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Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
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12-10-2004, 01:46 PM
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Having children makes you no more a parent then having a piano makes you a pianist.
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12-10-2004, 01:46 PM
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Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
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12-10-2004, 01:47 PM
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The best time to do something worthwhile is between yesterday and tomorrow.
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12-10-2004, 01:47 PM
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Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
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12-10-2004, 01:47 PM
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You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person next to you.
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12-10-2004, 01:47 PM
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for my dreams.
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12-10-2004, 01:48 PM
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There should be no passengers on spaceship earth, we are all crew.
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12-10-2004, 01:48 PM
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Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
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12-10-2004, 01:48 PM
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You know that you're getting old when the candles cost more then the cake.
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12-10-2004, 01:48 PM
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For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
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12-10-2004, 01:49 PM
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The grass may be greener on the other side, but it is just as hard to cut.
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12-10-2004, 01:49 PM
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very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
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The only bad part of being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it.
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12-10-2004, 01:49 PM
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Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
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12-10-2004, 01:50 PM
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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12-10-2004, 01:50 PM
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Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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12-10-2004, 01:50 PM
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
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Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa
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12-10-2004, 01:51 PM
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Better to be approximately right then to be precisely wrong.
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12-10-2004, 01:51 PM
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Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
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12-10-2004, 01:51 PM
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There are three sides to every story: my side, your side and the truth.
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explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
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12-10-2004, 01:52 PM
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
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12-10-2004, 01:52 PM
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which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
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How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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12-10-2004, 01:52 PM
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they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
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12-10-2004, 01:53 PM
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There's no reason being the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.
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12-10-2004, 01:53 PM
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puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
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You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.
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12-10-2004, 01:53 PM
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to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
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What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
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Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
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12-10-2004, 01:55 PM
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Paper is always strongest at the perforations.
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Good news, the test results are negative!
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What one generation sees as a luxury, the next sees as a necessary.
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Got me? I'll do your body good.
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You can kill an "-ist", but you can't destroy the "-ism".
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#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
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Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
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%Destroy freewill
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The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower.
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Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
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Stop telling God how big your storm is - instead tell the storm how big your God is!
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