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		 %Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #Too many characters in specification string. Try again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 you took it away (open palm while saying this). 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Coffee? Tea? Me? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Come live in my heart, and pay no rent. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Compared to you, the sun feels cold. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #Unspecified type. Try again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lookin' mmm... mmm... good! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Create sun_moon_stars 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 vitamin me. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Run sun_moon_stars 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Create fish 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Create fowl 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Run fish, fowl 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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