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		 Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #Enter password. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 long. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Omniscient 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #Password incorrect. Try again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!" 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Omnipotent 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Technocrat 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 you." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Let there be light! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #Unrecognizable command. Try again. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Create light 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Be unique and different, say yes. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Before you run, I am not a freak. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 up because when I saw you my heart stopped! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Create firmament 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 damn, I look good!. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #Done. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 %Run firmament 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 just met the girl of my dreams. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 #And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Can I flirt with you? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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