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12-10-2004, 12:40 PM
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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12-10-2004, 12:40 PM
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# now it's funny you should ask that, because I don't know either
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12-10-2004, 12:40 PM
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Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
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12-10-2004, 12:41 PM
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# Any more trouble from you and your account gets moved to the 750
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12-10-2004, 12:41 PM
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Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
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12-10-2004, 12:41 PM
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# Ooohh, lovely, it runs SVR4
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12-10-2004, 12:41 PM
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Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
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12-10-2004, 12:42 PM
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# SMIT makes it all so much easier......
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12-10-2004, 12:42 PM
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Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...
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12-10-2004, 12:42 PM
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# We admitted we were powerless over Microsoft - that our computers had become unmanageable.
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12-10-2004, 12:42 PM
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"I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
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12-10-2004, 12:43 PM
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# Came to believe that an Operating System greater than Microsoft's could restore our computers to sanity
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12-10-2004, 12:43 PM
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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12-10-2004, 12:43 PM
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# Made a decistion to turn our computers over to the care of this new Operating System.
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12-10-2004, 12:43 PM
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When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
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12-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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# Made a searching system inventory of our computers
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12-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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12-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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# Admitted to the computer, to ourselves and to another person the exact nature of our bad OS.
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12-10-2004, 12:44 PM
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You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
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12-10-2004, 12:45 PM
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# Were entirely ready to have the superior OS remove all defects of the old one.
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12-10-2004, 12:45 PM
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Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
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12-10-2004, 12:45 PM
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# Humbly asked it to remove Win95's shortcomings.
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12-10-2004, 12:45 PM
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Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
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12-10-2004, 12:46 PM
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# Made a list of all the computers we harmed with MS products and became willing to make amends to them all.
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12-10-2004, 12:46 PM
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
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12-10-2004, 12:46 PM
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# Immediately remove such products from such computers wherever possible.
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12-10-2004, 12:46 PM
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A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
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12-10-2004, 12:47 PM
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# Continued to take an inventory of the system and when we installed MS prodcuts we promptly admitted it and removed them.
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12-10-2004, 12:47 PM
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All this could be yours for one low, low price!
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12-10-2004, 12:47 PM
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# Sought through study and reading of FAQ's, HOWTO's and Newsgroups to improve our contact with the superior OS, as we understood it.
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12-10-2004, 12:47 PM
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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12-10-2004, 12:48 PM
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# Having had a computer awakening as the results of these steps we tried to carry this message to Win95 users and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
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12-10-2004, 12:48 PM
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Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
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12-10-2004, 12:48 PM
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# Can you get VMS for this Sparc thingy?
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12-10-2004, 12:48 PM
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Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
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12-10-2004, 12:49 PM
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# I don't care what he says, I'm not having it on my network
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12-10-2004, 12:49 PM
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Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
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12-10-2004, 12:49 PM
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# We don't support that. We won't support that.
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12-10-2004, 12:49 PM
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Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
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12-10-2004, 12:50 PM
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# ...and after I patched the microcode...
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12-10-2004, 12:50 PM
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Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
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12-10-2004, 12:50 PM
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# You've got TECO. What more do you want?
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12-10-2004, 12:50 PM
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Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
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12-10-2004, 12:51 PM
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# We prefer not to change the root password, it's an nice easy one
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12-10-2004, 12:51 PM
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Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
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12-10-2004, 12:51 PM
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# Just add yourself to the password file and make a directory...
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12-10-2004, 12:51 PM
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Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
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12-10-2004, 12:52 PM
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%Let there be light!
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12-10-2004, 12:52 PM
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Are you Natasha, my contact?
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12-10-2004, 12:52 PM
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#Enter user id.
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