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11-29-2004, 07:02 AM
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[Stewie has run away and Brian discovers this note]
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11-29-2004, 07:02 AM
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[Flashbacks to one year ago]
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11-29-2004, 07:02 AM
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Drug Buyer: You got the stuff?
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11-29-2004, 07:03 AM
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Peter Griffin: And, um, neither will that guy.
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11-29-2004, 07:03 AM
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Scottish men: Aye.
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11-29-2004, 07:04 AM
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Peter Griffin: I do... ya bastard.
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11-29-2004, 07:04 AM
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Ugly Girl: I'm the ugly girl sent to stand next to you to make you more desirable.
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11-29-2004, 07:04 AM
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Baliff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
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11-29-2004, 07:05 AM
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[Shows them in a movie theater]
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11-29-2004, 07:05 AM
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Glen Quagmire: [to woman who likes strong men] I can bench press 800 pounds.
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11-29-2004, 07:06 AM
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[no response]
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11-29-2004, 07:06 AM
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[he pushes a button on the G.I. Jew action figure]
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11-29-2004, 07:06 AM
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Peter Griffin: You know my great-great-grandfather Angus Griffin invented the game.
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11-29-2004, 07:07 AM
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[Peter has had plastic surgery]
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11-29-2004, 07:07 AM
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Peter Griffin: Aw, that's nothing. He does the same thing at home, but with Velveeta and cockroaches. And if ya turn on the lights really fast, they'll slam him right into the fridge.
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11-29-2004, 07:07 AM
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TV Announcer: And now back to Star Trek.
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11-29-2004, 07:08 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
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11-29-2004, 07:08 AM
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Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.
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11-29-2004, 07:08 AM
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Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die?
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11-29-2004, 07:09 AM
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[Brian and Chris try to sneak into a fair by wearing a horse suit]
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11-29-2004, 07:09 AM
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[Flashback to Chris & Brian coming out of a theater that's showing "No Way Out"]
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11-29-2004, 07:10 AM
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Stewie: Very well, what are the stakes if I win?
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11-29-2004, 07:10 AM
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Quagmire: You mean THREE Filipino women.
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11-29-2004, 07:10 AM
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Pawtucket Pat: Take a drink, and you'll sink, to a world of pure inebriation.
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11-29-2004, 07:11 AM
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Announcer: [For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H.
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11-29-2004, 07:11 AM
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Meg: I cant believe my stupid parents are going to spend five stupid days following stupid Kiss on tour. That's painful.
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11-29-2004, 07:11 AM
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[dialing number]
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11-29-2004, 07:12 AM
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Peter Griffin: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
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11-29-2004, 07:12 AM
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Peter Griffin: What the hell was that?
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11-29-2004, 07:13 AM
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[Cuts to a room in the 1970s, Peter is sitting with Art Garfunkel and Paul Simon]
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11-29-2004, 07:13 AM
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Peter Griffin: Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."
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11-29-2004, 07:13 AM
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Woman: Stewie, you want a cookie?
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11-29-2004, 07:14 AM
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Lois Griffin: Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet again.
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11-29-2004, 07:14 AM
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Charles Lindburgh: OK, don't panic. He was kidnapped. You go phone the police, I'll write the note.
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11-29-2004, 07:15 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical, you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that.
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11-29-2004, 07:15 AM
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Angus Griffin: So, we're all clear on the rules then. No Jews and no blacks.
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11-29-2004, 07:15 AM
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Peter Griffin: Lois, our son has been blessed with a great gift. And I am going to everything I can to nurture that talent and help him succeed, then I'm going to use him to live out all my frustrated hopes and dreams. Because that's good parenting, right Bing Crosby?
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[Chris is talking to Stewie. It's Christmas]
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[brief pause]
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11-29-2004, 07:17 AM
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Stewie Griffin: [Stewie is resting while Brian is loudly cleaning his crotch] Oh my god,what in the hell do you think you are doing? I'm cleaning myself Yeah right, you just "cleaned" yourself fifteen minutes ago.
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11-29-2004, 07:17 AM
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Meg Griffin: I guess that's OK. When did he die?
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11-29-2004, 07:17 AM
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[Meanwhile, in England]
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[wiggles his tongue like a snake]
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Peter Griffin: I do... ya bastard.
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Brian Griffin: ...uh, is that a beer hall?
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11-29-2004, 07:19 AM
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Peter Griffin: Wanna split it?
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11-29-2004, 07:19 AM
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Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin.
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11-29-2004, 07:20 AM
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11-29-2004, 07:20 AM
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Chris Griffin: Thanks.
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Brian Griffin: I think they had a meeting about it last night.
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