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11-29-2004, 04:13 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Tuesdays in the '80s I was always in bed by 8... and home by 11.
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11-29-2004, 04:13 AM
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[Peter starts laughing uncontrollably]
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11-29-2004, 04:14 AM
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Peter Griffin: Joe, I've had new neighbors before but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.
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11-29-2004, 04:14 AM
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Peter Griffin: Rea... Really?
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11-29-2004, 04:14 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Hey, any of you ladies been penetrated?
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11-29-2004, 04:15 AM
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Tom Tucker: Due to an accident today at the Quahog Cable Company, all television transmissions will be out for an undetermined ammount of time. Of course no one can see this news program so it doesn't really matter what we say. I'm the lord Jesus Christ. I think I'll go get drunk and beat up some midgets. How about you, Diane?
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11-29-2004, 04:15 AM
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Meg: What?
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11-29-2004, 04:15 AM
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Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, boys. Where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I.
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11-29-2004, 04:16 AM
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Lois Griffin: Now Chris, these are called "plantains". In fact, some women prefer them to normal size bananas because they're exotic and flavorful, and very very special.
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11-29-2004, 04:16 AM
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Peter Griffin: Dad, now that you're retired, you're staying with us. No arguments, I'm putting my foot down.
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11-29-2004, 04:16 AM
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Peter Griffin: I had to. My old one had a crack in it.
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11-29-2004, 04:17 AM
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Chris Griffin: You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy!
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11-29-2004, 04:17 AM
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Peter Griffin: They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine.
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11-29-2004, 04:18 AM
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Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin.
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11-29-2004, 04:18 AM
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Peter Griffin: Phhhhh, ha ha ha ha. Hey Dick, What's Your Wife's Name? Vagina Coastguard?
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11-29-2004, 04:18 AM
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[Flashback to Peter sitting at a drive-in, facing the wrong way]
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11-29-2004, 04:19 AM
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Announcer: [For Homicide: Life on Sesame Street] This show contains adult content, and is brought to you by the letter H.
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11-29-2004, 04:19 AM
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Coffin Salesman: Sir that casket costs $1000.
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11-29-2004, 04:20 AM
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Peter Griffin: Not as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
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11-29-2004, 04:20 AM
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[looks at agent's name tag]
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11-29-2004, 04:20 AM
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Stewie Griffin: What the hell is this?
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11-29-2004, 04:21 AM
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Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
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11-29-2004, 04:21 AM
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Peter Griffin: What the hell was that?
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11-29-2004, 04:21 AM
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Dustin Hoffman: [as Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker?
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11-29-2004, 04:22 AM
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Tom Bergeron: Ok, Jeremy... is there anything lower than absolute zero?
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11-29-2004, 04:22 AM
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Stewie: No, you idiot. That's not baby powder, that's paprika. Ahhhhhh. Take that.
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11-29-2004, 04:23 AM
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Pool Boy: Oh, my apologies. Hey, Tom. He's not a van, he's just a fat kid.
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11-29-2004, 04:23 AM
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Stewie Griffin: I'll wait until you're finished. Are you done? Because I thought this show was called "Kids Say the Darndest Things, " not "Old Black Comedians Who Never Shut The Hell Up."
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11-29-2004, 04:23 AM
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Lois Griffin: Peter, where's Chris?
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11-29-2004, 04:24 AM
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Peter Griffin: Holy crap, that guy must've been wasted 24 hours a day.
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11-29-2004, 04:24 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Really? I could have sworn it was cat food.
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11-29-2004, 04:24 AM
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Chris Griffin: Oh yeah? Well you're hogging all the UGLY!
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11-29-2004, 04:25 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Do these huggies make my ass look big?
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11-29-2004, 04:25 AM
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Englishman #1: I say, you know what's really funny? A man dressed in women's clothing.
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11-29-2004, 04:25 AM
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Peter Griffin: Brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as a white mans dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
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11-29-2004, 04:26 AM
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Elroy: But...
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11-29-2004, 04:26 AM
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[the Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie is being waited on]
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11-29-2004, 04:27 AM
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[wiggles his tongue like a snake]
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11-29-2004, 04:27 AM
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Lois Griffin: Stewie that's tuna salad.
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11-29-2004, 04:27 AM
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Peter Griffin: Oh, Boy! I remember my first job. I was in a folk music trio.
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11-29-2004, 04:28 AM
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Brian: Why don't you shut up for about a week?
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11-29-2004, 04:28 AM
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Peter Griffin: OK, you can supersize but no apple pie.
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[walks into an outhouse]
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Francis Griffin: I don't want to be a bother.
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11-29-2004, 04:29 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.
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Peter Griffin: ... tear...
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Chris Griffin: I... I don't have any hams.
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11-29-2004, 04:30 AM
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Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
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11-29-2004, 04:31 AM
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German Tour Guide: You vill find more on Germany's contributions to ze arts in ze pamphlets ve have provided.
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Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here.
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