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11-29-2004, 03:54 AM
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Peter Griffin: Look Chris, it's a whole family of wasps.
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11-29-2004, 03:54 AM
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Peter Griffin: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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11-29-2004, 03:54 AM
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EXCELLENT THREAD!!!
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11-29-2004, 03:55 AM
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Drug Dealer: What? You son of a...
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11-29-2004, 03:55 AM
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Stewie: Baby needs to suck ash. Baby needs to suck ash. Not ass, you pervert. Save it for the interns.
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11-29-2004, 03:56 AM
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Quagmire: You mean THREE Filipino women.
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11-29-2004, 03:56 AM
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Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
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11-29-2004, 03:57 AM
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Guy in chicken costume: The world is gonna end at midnight tonight. Y2K.
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11-29-2004, 03:57 AM
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Toy Designer: Whoa, I'm glad he's on our side.
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11-29-2004, 03:57 AM
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Brian Griffin: You... you're kidding, right?
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11-29-2004, 03:58 AM
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Stewie Griffin: "Cinderella had two step-'watermelons', who were very 'smelly' to her. So her fair god'toilet' turned her pumpkin into a big 'fanny', and dragged her off to the 'poop'.
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11-29-2004, 03:58 AM
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Pearl Burton: What is this, snot soup?
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11-29-2004, 03:58 AM
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Drug Buyer: No, no, no, you don't see the money 'till I see the stuff.
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11-29-2004, 03:59 AM
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Meg Griffin: Oh, come on.
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11-29-2004, 03:59 AM
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, I wanna use the sex box.
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11-29-2004, 04:00 AM
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[while Peter is changing Stewie]
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11-29-2004, 04:00 AM
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Lois Griffin: What's going on?
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11-29-2004, 04:00 AM
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Peter Griffin: [Zips up pants] Hey Lois, I did it.
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11-29-2004, 04:01 AM
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Stewie: Very well, what are the stakes if I win?
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11-29-2004, 04:01 AM
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Richie: No, I mean... I REALLY like Potsy.
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11-29-2004, 04:01 AM
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Quagmire: Ahhhhhhh.
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11-29-2004, 04:02 AM
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Bing Crosby: Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want?
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11-29-2004, 04:02 AM
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[everyone gasps]
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11-29-2004, 04:03 AM
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Peter Griffin: Looks like you got more competition at next year's special people's games, huh?
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11-29-2004, 04:03 AM
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[a social worker is trying to take Stewie away because she believes the Griffin parents are unfit]
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11-29-2004, 04:03 AM
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Meg, Chris: MOM.
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11-29-2004, 04:04 AM
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Lois Griffin: Oh, honey, we told you... that never happened. It was just a bad dream.
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11-29-2004, 04:04 AM
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Ugly Girl: I'm the ugly girl sent to stand next to you to make you more desirable.
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11-29-2004, 04:04 AM
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Charles Lindburgh: OK, don't panic. He was kidnapped. You go phone the police, I'll write the note.
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11-29-2004, 04:05 AM
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Chris: Well, sure.
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11-29-2004, 04:05 AM
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Max Weinstein: Hello. My car broke down. Can I use your phone?
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11-29-2004, 04:06 AM
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Tour guide: I vill hear no more insinuations about the German people. Nothing bad happened. Sie werden sich hinsetzen. Sie werden ruhig sein. Sie werden nicht beleidigen Deutschland. (You will sit down. You will shut up. You will not insult Germany.)
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11-29-2004, 04:06 AM
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Peter Griffin: And this is where the Pilgrims landed at Fraggle Rock.
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11-29-2004, 04:06 AM
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Peter Griffin: You hear that Lois? You love kids.
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11-29-2004, 04:07 AM
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[laughs]
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11-29-2004, 04:07 AM
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Lois Griffin: Peter, Stewie peed on the carpet again.
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11-29-2004, 04:07 AM
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Psychiatrist: Does Stewie have a history of violence?
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11-29-2004, 04:08 AM
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Meg Griffin: Mom, you can't get a job. The last time you left Dad alone in the house he turned it into a giant puppet.
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11-29-2004, 04:08 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Now cut my milk.
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11-29-2004, 04:08 AM
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Stewie Griffin: [pointing to rifle and crotch alternately] This is my rifle/This is my gun/This is for work/And this is for fun!
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11-29-2004, 04:09 AM
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Chris Griffin: You should invent the frisbee! The frisbee is an awesome toy!
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11-29-2004, 04:09 AM
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Peter Griffin: Guys. I got invited to Sharon Tate's house. Now you can come, but you gotta promise not to embarrass me.
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11-29-2004, 04:10 AM
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Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that "fag" means "cigarette."
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11-29-2004, 04:10 AM
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Guy on Street #2: It's 3:00. Where the hell is Louie?
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11-29-2004, 04:10 AM
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[Flashback to Chris & Brian coming out of a theater that's showing "No Way Out"]
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11-29-2004, 04:11 AM
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Boy: Daddy, what's that?
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11-29-2004, 04:11 AM
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Meg Griffin: Oh... Well, My boyfriend Prince William got me this beautiful watch and this Diamond Tiara and this wonderful Scepter (Meg laughs manically then sobbing).
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11-29-2004, 04:12 AM
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Peter Griffin: Now what? Are you coming on to me?
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11-29-2004, 04:12 AM
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Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
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11-29-2004, 04:12 AM
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[Peter saw Lois in a coffee shop talking with her old college boyfriend]
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