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11-29-2004, 02:54 AM
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[Camera Goes to Peter. He's just finishing off the last of the food]
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11-29-2004, 02:55 AM
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Joe Swanson: Ironically, I severed his spine when I landed on him.
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11-29-2004, 02:55 AM
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[while Peter is changing Stewie]
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11-29-2004, 02:55 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.
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11-29-2004, 02:56 AM
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Peter Griffin: You gonna eat that stapler?
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11-29-2004, 02:56 AM
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Cleveland: Quagmire, you forgot to say "Oh".
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11-29-2004, 02:57 AM
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George: GO TO YOUR ROOM. For 45 minutes I was out there screaming. I know that because my damn watch is broken.
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11-29-2004, 02:57 AM
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Pearl Burton: What is this, diarrhea soup?
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11-29-2004, 02:57 AM
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Stewie Griffin: [to a masseuse] Sh, sh, sh, no conversation.
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11-29-2004, 02:58 AM
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[looks at agent's name tag]
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11-29-2004, 02:58 AM
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Brian Griffin: Anus.
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Jane: Oh my God. George.
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11-29-2004, 02:59 AM
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George: Go to your room, Elroy.
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11-29-2004, 02:59 AM
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Stewie: What the deuce?
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11-29-2004, 03:00 AM
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Chris Griffin: I need an adult. I need an adult.
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11-29-2004, 03:00 AM
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Adam West: I love this job more than I love taffy, and I'm a man who loves his taffy.
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11-29-2004, 03:00 AM
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Max Weinstein: Hey!
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11-29-2004, 03:01 AM
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[Peter and his new "posse" have just come in the door]
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11-29-2004, 03:01 AM
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Old Man: Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
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11-29-2004, 03:01 AM
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Brian Griffin: Here's my secret. PUT DOWN THE FORK!
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11-29-2004, 03:02 AM
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Stewie Griffin: Oh, you made flag girl. Great.
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11-29-2004, 03:02 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
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11-29-2004, 03:03 AM
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Chris Griffin: I love you She Hulk.
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11-29-2004, 03:03 AM
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Salesman: Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'.
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Guy on Street #1: Well, you tell me. Louie left his house at 2:15 and had to travel a distance 6.2 miles traveling at a rate of five miles a hour. When will Louie get here?
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11-29-2004, 03:04 AM
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Englishman #2: Yes, quite. Ripping good laugh.
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11-29-2004, 03:04 AM
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Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.
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11-29-2004, 03:04 AM
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Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, I wanna use the sex box.
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11-29-2004, 03:05 AM
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Peter Griffin: Not as painful as a tire iron upside your head.
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11-29-2004, 03:05 AM
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Peter Griffin: Oh, I hate it when your mother worries. She usually says things like "I told you so" and "Stop doing that, I'm asleep."
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11-29-2004, 03:06 AM
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Peter Griffin: I'll take it, but I won't pay a cent over $60.
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11-29-2004, 03:06 AM
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Brian Griffin: I'm really enjoying playing golf.
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11-29-2004, 03:07 AM
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[the Griffins have inherited a mansion. Stewie is being waited on]
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Peter Griffin: Hey, what do you say for no, doo-doo?
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Cult Leader: Are you a confused adolescent desperately seeking acceptance from an undifferentiated ego mass that demands conformity?
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Brian Griffin: And remember the time when you had an Irish Coffee before we went to see "Philadelphia"?
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Stewie: [to Meg] It's eerie, isn't it. Like looking into the future.
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Brian Griffin: Okay, insert rod support A into slot B.
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11-29-2004, 03:09 AM
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Peter Griffin: Lois, the bar has been taken over by a bunch of lousy, limey, no-good, tea-sucking British bastards.
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Glen Quagmire: Just checkin'.
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Peter: I need a Jew.
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11-29-2004, 03:10 AM
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Peter Griffin: NOW.
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[on buying a coffin... ]
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Pawtucket Pat: Take a drink, and you'll sink, to a world of pure inebriation.
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Bing Crosby: Are you givin' me lip boy? Because I'll take this belt off and put the smack down on you, is that what you want?
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[the Jetsons parody]
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Lois Griffin: Now Chris, these are called "plantains". In fact, some women prefer them to normal size bananas because they're exotic and flavorful, and very very special.
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[while Peter is changing Stewie]
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11-29-2004, 03:13 AM
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Peter Griffin: What a waste. I'm still hungry.
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11-29-2004, 03:13 AM
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Peter Griffin: No the rest were FROM the family... weren't they? Aw crap, since when did they change the meaning of for to from?
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