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		 Buddy Holly: Burned to a crisp or bloody as hell? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Bloody as hell. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: Hey, whattya think about Trudi? She ain't got a boyfriend. You wanna hang out, get high? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: No, that's Jody. That's my wife. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: Still got your Malibu? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Aw, man. You know what some fucker did the other day? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: What? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Fucking keyed it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: Oh, man, that's fucked up. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: They should be fucking killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: What a fucker! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: What's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile? I mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: You don't do it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: It's just against the rules. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Mia: I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go home and have a heart attack. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Mia Wallace: Vincent, do you still want to hear my Fox Force Five joke? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Sure, but I think I'm still a little too petrified to laugh. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Mia Wallace: No, you wont laugh, 'cus it's not funny. But if you still wanna hear it, I'll tell it. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: I can't wait. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Mia Wallace: Three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, "Catch up." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Jules Winnfield: [pointing to Flock of Seagulls] You, why don't you tell my man Vince where you got the shit hid at? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Marvin: It's over there, by the... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Jules Winnfield: I dont remember asking you a goddamn thing! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Butch Coolidge: I'll be back before you can say "Blueberry pie". 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Fabienne: Blueberry pie. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Butch Coolidge: OK, maybe not that fast... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Jules: My name's Pitt, and your ass ain't talkin' your way outta this shit. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Jules Winnfield: You, Flock of Seagulls. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Jules: [to Vince, after Vince thought the Wolf would be British] He's about as English as English fuckin' Bob! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Butch Coolidge: Are you ok? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Marsellus Wallace: No. I'm pretty fucking far from ok. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Vincent Vega: Get the shot! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lance: I will if you let me. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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